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HAMZA GETS £30,000 NURSE.. TO WIPE HIS BUM (Nurse dubbed "Dirty Harry")
UK Mirror ^ | 07-02-04 | Nathan Yates

Posted on 07/02/2004 11:59:00 AM PDT by veronica

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To: usurper
Perhaps they should just carpet is cell and let him scoot around.

...not carpet, use coarsely finished concrete and hose it, once every three months...and take away the hooks.

61 posted on 07/02/2004 5:46:35 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: anonymous_user
For once the French win.....although they never seem to use it....as they invented the Bidet

So sit him on a bidet and turn the water on.

Better yet.one of those fancy automatic Japanese loos.

62 posted on 07/02/2004 6:50:37 PM PDT by spokeshave (strategery + schadenfreude = stratenschadenfreudery)
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To: veronica
"You mean, plug him?"

I believe the correct method is the "Dahmer" solution.

As in "Dahmerized"

63 posted on 07/02/2004 6:52:31 PM PDT by spokeshave (strategery + schadenfreude = stratenschadenfreudery)
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To: veronica
I have never hoped that anyone was gay......

But "dirty Harry"

LOLOLOL!

64 posted on 07/02/2004 6:59:37 PM PDT by Species8472
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To: gathersnomoss

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Hanging Chad", doesn't it?


65 posted on 07/02/2004 7:02:32 PM PDT by Bernard ("Let Freedom Reign" - (I'm a child of the '60's; I didn't steal that line, I liberated it!))
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To: cspackler

LOL!


66 posted on 07/02/2004 8:03:01 PM PDT by apackof2 (Kind words are like honey-sweet to the soul and healthy for the body Pro.16:24)
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To: skinkinthegrass
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!

Great idea!!

67 posted on 07/02/2004 8:04:55 PM PDT by apackof2 (Kind words are like honey-sweet to the soul and healthy for the body Pro.16:24)
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To: Michael.SF.
Sorry - I forgot my (non-exclusive) trademark close: ;-) its always been a job that I considered the worse. Re your post I am aware of a zookeeper that was "buried" by an elephant doing what comes naturally ... he died. So you may have trumped me. Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.
;-)
68 posted on 07/02/2004 8:47:30 PM PDT by Tunehead54 (Have a nice day or else!)
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To: anonymous_user
C'mon! It's a noble profession working to wipe out terrorists.

I nominate this for pun of the week.

69 posted on 07/06/2004 2:11:23 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: Michael.SF.
One of the worst?

It's nothing that millions of professional nurses don't do as well.

But I once read about a guy whose job was to don a scuba suit and go down into the drains of city dumps to clear them when they got clogged...

And there are folks who make a living cleaning up crime scenes, accident sites, and suicides after the police are done collecting evidence. A several-day-old shotgun suicide would be loads of fun to clean up.

70 posted on 07/06/2004 2:20:50 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: Ichneumon
I nominate this for pun of the week.

Thanks! I was surprised I got to post it first. Glad it gave you a laugh.
71 posted on 07/07/2004 9:09:00 AM PDT by anonymous_user (<a href="http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com" target="_blank">Michael Moore</a>)
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To: Flashman_at_the_charge

dang hehehehe


72 posted on 07/07/2004 9:10:22 AM PDT by cyborg
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