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HAMZA GETS £30,000 NURSE.. TO WIPE HIS BUM (Nurse dubbed "Dirty Harry")
UK Mirror ^
| 07-02-04
| Nathan Yates
Posted on 07/02/2004 11:59:00 AM PDT by veronica
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To: usurper
Perhaps they should just carpet is cell and let him scoot around....not carpet, use coarsely finished concrete and hose it, once every three months...and take away the hooks.
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posted on
07/02/2004 5:46:35 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: anonymous_user
For once the French win.....although they never seem to use it....as they invented the Bidet
So sit him on a bidet and turn the water on.
Better yet.one of those fancy automatic Japanese loos.
62
posted on
07/02/2004 6:50:37 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(strategery + schadenfreude = stratenschadenfreudery)
To: veronica
"You mean, plug him?" I believe the correct method is the "Dahmer" solution.
As in "Dahmerized"
63
posted on
07/02/2004 6:52:31 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(strategery + schadenfreude = stratenschadenfreudery)
To: veronica
I have never hoped that anyone was gay......
But "dirty Harry"
LOLOLOL!
To: gathersnomoss
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Hanging Chad", doesn't it?
65
posted on
07/02/2004 7:02:32 PM PDT
by
Bernard
("Let Freedom Reign" - (I'm a child of the '60's; I didn't steal that line, I liberated it!))
To: cspackler
66
posted on
07/02/2004 8:03:01 PM PDT
by
apackof2
(Kind words are like honey-sweet to the soul and healthy for the body Pro.16:24)
To: skinkinthegrass
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!
Great idea!!
67
posted on
07/02/2004 8:04:55 PM PDT
by
apackof2
(Kind words are like honey-sweet to the soul and healthy for the body Pro.16:24)
To: Michael.SF.
Sorry - I forgot my (non-exclusive) trademark close: ;-) its always been a job that I considered the worse. Re your post I am aware of a zookeeper that was "buried" by an elephant doing what comes naturally ... he died. So you may have trumped me. Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.
;-)
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posted on
07/02/2004 8:47:30 PM PDT
by
Tunehead54
(Have a nice day or else!)
To: anonymous_user
C'mon! It's a noble profession working to wipe out terrorists. I nominate this for pun of the week.
69
posted on
07/06/2004 2:11:23 PM PDT
by
Ichneumon
("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
To: Michael.SF.
One of the worst? It's nothing that millions of professional nurses don't do as well.
But I once read about a guy whose job was to don a scuba suit and go down into the drains of city dumps to clear them when they got clogged...
And there are folks who make a living cleaning up crime scenes, accident sites, and suicides after the police are done collecting evidence. A several-day-old shotgun suicide would be loads of fun to clean up.
70
posted on
07/06/2004 2:20:50 PM PDT
by
Ichneumon
("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
To: Ichneumon
I nominate this for pun of the week.
Thanks! I was surprised I got to post it first. Glad it gave you a laugh.
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posted on
07/07/2004 9:09:00 AM PDT
by
anonymous_user
(<a href="http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com" target="_blank">Michael Moore</a>)
To: Flashman_at_the_charge
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posted on
07/07/2004 9:10:22 AM PDT
by
cyborg
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