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HAMZA GETS £30,000 NURSE.. TO WIPE HIS BUM (Nurse dubbed "Dirty Harry")
UK Mirror ^ | 07-02-04 | Nathan Yates

Posted on 07/02/2004 11:59:00 AM PDT by veronica

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To: Gator113
Why not just use a fire hose??!

Or this...

41 posted on 07/02/2004 12:53:09 PM PDT by veronica (Hate-triotism, the religion of leftists, liberals, anti-semites, and other cranks...)
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To: veronica

Erm... who kept that stinking pie-hole clean before?


42 posted on 07/02/2004 12:53:40 PM PDT by thoughtomator (End the imperialist moo slime colonization of the West!)
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To: veronica
I can't believe I'm paying for this.

Regards, Ivan

43 posted on 07/02/2004 12:54:15 PM PDT by MadIvan (Ronald Reagan - proof positive that one man can change the world.)
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To: MadIvan

Your tax dollars at work...


44 posted on 07/02/2004 12:54:53 PM PDT by veronica (Hate-triotism, the religion of leftists, liberals, anti-semites, and other cranks...)
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To: veronica
Your tax dollars at work...

Suddenly going to Singapore seems like a good idea - they'd beat this blighter with a cane, like we used to do.

Regards, Ivan

45 posted on 07/02/2004 12:56:15 PM PDT by MadIvan (Ronald Reagan - proof positive that one man can change the world.)
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To: veronica
I cried because I had no shoes
Until I saw a man who had no feet.

Then, I realized that he had no hands,
And I was his nurse
And I cried again.

46 posted on 07/02/2004 12:56:40 PM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: veronica
This guy has got one of the worst jobs in the world.

One of the worst?

47 posted on 07/02/2004 12:57:54 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ('We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good ' - Hillary Marx)
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To: veronica

I hear NHS are heavily onto prevention, with this in mind, wouldn't a pinecone do a good job...


48 posted on 07/02/2004 1:03:17 PM PDT by aliquis
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To: veronica

Norm McDonald used to say the worst job in the world was "Assistant Crack Whore". The jury is still out on that one.


49 posted on 07/02/2004 1:10:09 PM PDT by NewRomeTacitus (Want to make a difference? http://www.numbersusa.com)
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To: anonymous_user

Or kinda like Captian Kirk's job in STAR TREK - looking for Klingons to eliminate!


50 posted on 07/02/2004 1:11:49 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: veronica

30,000 pound nurse? Sounds heavy.


51 posted on 07/02/2004 1:14:43 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: veronica
Jeez the picture looks like an animatron from Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland...

Argh matey...be mindin me hook...give us a wipe...Argh
52 posted on 07/02/2004 1:22:27 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: OXENinFLA
Even better question ... what kind of CRAPPY job did Harry have that this one looks so good???? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Not even for a million!

53 posted on 07/02/2004 2:16:12 PM PDT by America's Resolve (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing)
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To: paul51

"The beast isn't worth the time, money, energy, consideration or dignity. Dig a hole, throw him in it, cover it up and DANCE AWAY THE NIGHT."


54 posted on 07/02/2004 2:16:27 PM PDT by IncredibleHulk
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To: veronica
Your nurse will be right with you Mr. Hamza.


55 posted on 07/02/2004 3:11:33 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Bidet to you, sir. :-)


56 posted on 07/02/2004 3:29:19 PM PDT by GenXFreedomFighter (Let's win one more for the Gipper!)
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To: veronica

What a way to crack into the nursing profession.


57 posted on 07/02/2004 3:34:24 PM PDT by LoudRepublicangirl (loudrepublicangirl)
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To: Michael.SF.
One of the worst? (Jobs?)
Have you ever wondered how they collect bull semen for artificial insemination?
58 posted on 07/02/2004 3:45:44 PM PDT by Tunehead54 (Have a nice day or else!)
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To: Tunehead54
To be honest, no, I have not.

In that same vein, did you ever see the video that made the rounds on the internet some time ago of the guy at the zoo who was giving an enema to an elephant? The elephant takes a step back and well, let's just say he was in up to his neck with work.

59 posted on 07/02/2004 3:58:15 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ('We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good ' - Hillary Marx)
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To: veronica
Perhaps they should just carpet is cell and let him scoot around.

If a dog can do it…..

60 posted on 07/02/2004 5:03:27 PM PDT by usurper
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