Click The Logo To DonatePosted on 07/02/2004 11:59:00 AM PDT by veronica
So... why don't they just put a cork in him?
You mean, plug him?
Let Hamza the mamza use his real hook..
The beast isn't worth the time, money, energy, consideration or dignity. Dig a hole, throw him in it, cover it up and walk away.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww YUCK!!!
Click The Logo To DonateI agree......and with that, I am now leaving for a month long vacation. I wont miss this thread....LOL, but I will miss this board.
Just fix you up one of those automatic chicken pluckers. I would guess you have to set in on the gentle cycle though.
http://www.mcmurrayhatchery.com/product/automatic_chicken_picker.html
Just give him a supply of corn cobs modified so they can be screwed onto his stump. If they 'irritate' this fine fellow, then provide a supply of bacon grease to sooth his pain. He can use another corn cob as an applicator.
No kidding! Hook, meet rectum.
You laugh. My father assured me there was no such thing as toilet paper when he grew up. Yep, it was corn cobs.
LOL!!!
"Hey, Nurse Ratched! Break out the 80-grit! He made poopy-pants again!"
Yep. See how long it takes him to blow up :).
LOL!! This story is too funny!
Get this dirt bag a a bushel basket of corn cobs. When he has the need he sticks a hook into a corn cob, and voila!
Hate to put Harry out of job, but how unhappy can he be?
I wasn't laughing. I'm old enough to have used an outhouse and not as a part of a camping trip either. It was all some of my relatives had for sanitation. While these relatives did use toilet paper, one of my aunts still had a bin for collecting and storing the corn cobs. I also understand that Sears and Monkey Wards catalogs were also quite popular.
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"
[With apologies to Mr. Silverback.]
Urban legend.
My mother's mother when I was a child didn't even have an outhouse. She made her husband do the burying:) Childhood does have its privileges. But she did have toilet paper!
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