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1 posted on 07/02/2004 11:59:01 AM PDT by veronica
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Kerry Voter.


2 posted on 07/02/2004 11:59:58 AM PDT by gathersnomoss
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Can't they get ahold of one of Uday's paper shredders to pass him through?


3 posted on 07/02/2004 12:01:42 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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How'd you like to have that job? Ugh!


4 posted on 07/02/2004 12:02:21 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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Just put a removeable glove on the left "hand". He could handle that.


5 posted on 07/02/2004 12:02:36 PM PDT by 1066AD
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Gives new meaning to letting someone's ass rot in jail.


6 posted on 07/02/2004 12:03:10 PM PDT by anonymous_user (<a href="http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com" target="_blank">Michael Moore</a>)
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Bidet?


9 posted on 07/02/2004 12:04:38 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column)
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Keep your eye on this story


11 posted on 07/02/2004 12:05:18 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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If this ever happens to me I'm going to have to get some of my tinkerer friends to build me a non-attended mechanical butt washer.

I think I could figure out how to use a pressure activated water squirter and modified "roll towel" dispenser to avoid the need for "Harry".
13 posted on 07/02/2004 12:06:27 PM PDT by Arkinsaw
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Why is this guy still alive?


17 posted on 07/02/2004 12:07:38 PM PDT by ought-six
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Sigh....


18 posted on 07/02/2004 12:08:20 PM PDT by subterfuge (Liberalism is, as liberalism does.)
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It's crap like this that spells death to evolution.


20 posted on 07/02/2004 12:10:56 PM PDT by Old Professer (Interests in common are commonly abused.)
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So... why don't they just put a cork in him?


21 posted on 07/02/2004 12:11:13 PM PDT by DonaldDuke
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Let Hamza the mamza use his real hook..


23 posted on 07/02/2004 12:15:32 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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So the question is...........Who had the job Before he went to jail??????

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww YUCK!!!

25 posted on 07/02/2004 12:18:52 PM PDT by OXENinFLA
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26 posted on 07/02/2004 12:21:21 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Make Hillary happy.... IGNORE the Freepathon!!!!)
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He is unable to clean himself as he could do himself an injury.

No kidding! Hook, meet rectum.

31 posted on 07/02/2004 12:28:38 PM PDT by lowbridge ("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
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LOL!! This story is too funny!


35 posted on 07/02/2004 12:36:12 PM PDT by randog (Everything works great 'til the current flows.)
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This is a no-brainer for any country boy.

Get this dirt bag a a bushel basket of corn cobs. When he has the need he sticks a hook into a corn cob, and voila!

Hate to put Harry out of job, but how unhappy can he be?

36 posted on 07/02/2004 12:37:56 PM PDT by iconoclast
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Urban legend.


39 posted on 07/02/2004 12:44:31 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
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Erm... who kept that stinking pie-hole clean before?


42 posted on 07/02/2004 12:53:40 PM PDT by thoughtomator (End the imperialist moo slime colonization of the West!)
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