Posted on 07/06/2004 11:32:27 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
Can you hear me now?
"Oooh, Teresa....I just love it when you play phone-sex operator...."
"Stop it, Al, that tickles!"
"Hello, Jean, this is John. I'm calling to see if you can make my hair look as pretty as John's. You can? Good."
Hello John...
But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
Kerry looks different somehow. Strange
'I tell ya it's a crisis! I've run out of pink ties...!!!"
"Yes Hillary.....yes Hillary.....yes Hillary.....yes Hillary....."
"I can't believe half of the country is buying my BS either!"
does anyone know if he served in Vietnam? Just wondering...
Can you believe that Democrat voters actually consider me to be the "voice of the poor little guy"? Ha! What a bunch of stupid sheeple.
Yes, he did serve in Vietnam. In fact, he had his own private tennis court.
"Yeah, so then I told NBC to call me a 'fiscal conservative, ' a 'social moderate' and a 'defense hawk!'"
he looks way different in the rally image - what gives?
Kerry changes looks like my ex used to change her hair color.
Now with Edwards selected as the VP running mate, who will be the guy with the gravitas? Or does this signal a return to girly men and posers in the White House?....
I have too many other priorities at the moment.
But I think a GREAT, HILARIOUS, PIERCINGLY POINTED PARODY
could be written as though
Kommie Kerry were in the White House [GOD FORBID!]
using such statements as
"Yes, I know, Chairman Hu. But I launched them before I canceled the launch--err--or was it canceled them before I launched them. I'm confusing myself Chairman Hu, give me about 30 minutes to sort my double mind out and I'll get back to you about the start of WWIII."
"Yes, President Putin, life begins at deception--errr conception--err coniption fit err . . . I don't know when life begins President Putin but as soon as I can make up my mind which sub-launched missles to launch, either Moscow or Siberia will be glass. I just have to make up my mind. Yes, you might well be safe and sound, then. Good bye."
I'm sure someone else could do better. And if well enough, perhaps we could get it aired during the Republic convention???
"I said life begins at conception - I didn't say I'd defend it. Funny isn't it, my ability to profess beliefs that have no consequence? Well, it makes me laugh, anyway."
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