Posted on 07/07/2004 9:40:30 AM PDT by hoosiermama
Was just thinking today as I was cleaning the indoor outhouse in the cabin....
Many of us remember when our families shared one bathroom and/or when we built on or added a second bath....A real statis marker in our community.
People around here still are in awe or those who have houses with large numbers of bathrooms.....
Since those of us in the "boonies" have no way of freeping the Johns, was wondering if you could help with this little project.....Many public records, record the number of bathrooms in the property assessments for tax purposes...If you live near one of the John's mansions you can help.
We can somehow get hold of the total numbers of bathrooms in the total of the John/John houses and make it public knowledge. This will send a message to their base of who they really are......Nothing says I'm not a member of the middle class(not one of you) more than a large number of powder rooms.
Houses that are worth as much as their's use a great deal of water/sewage/utilities. Wonder what the total amount of their water bills run? How many servants do they have to clean those unused crappers. They can't live in all of them at the same time....
Our final facts should be interesting and usable by the late night comedians and friendly talk show commentators......
Let's put some bite in this John's John campaign.
Bwah hah hah hah! Class warfare meet potty envy! I love it!
I don't know that there ever has been a complete inventory of the Heinz-Kerry palaces since some of them are outside the USA.
I'd love to know if Jean's have bidets...
Here's a start on the US ones for Kerry: http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/3/22/151312.shtml
Ketchum, Idaho
Boston, MA
Nantucket, MA
Pittsburgh, PA
Georgetown, DC
The thought made me smile too......Use their own greed against them.....
The two America's: Graph the number of toilets. Those who still have one or two and the remainder...(even my sister has five and they're not wealthy).....I have three...two in the barn and one in the cabin.....The indoor outhouse)...
I should have read to end of the article:
The couple divide their time between five homes located around the country:
Boston: A five-story, 12-room Beacon Hill townhouse that serves as Kerry's main residence. Assessed value: $6.9 million.
Nantucket, Mass.: A three-story, five-bedroom waterfront retreat on Brant Point. Assessed value: $9.18 million.
Washington, D.C.: A 23-room townhouse in Georgetown. Proposed 2005 assessment: $4.7 million.
Ketchum, Idaho: A ski getaway converted from a reassembled barn near Sun Valley. Assessed value: $4.916 million. Heinz Kerry owns two adjoining lots valued at $1.5 million and $1.8 million.
Fox Chapel, Pa.: A nine-room colonial on nearly 90 acres in suburban Pittsburgh. The property also includes a nine-room, carriage house. Assessed value: $3.7 million.
Thanks.....
Any one got a ping list to help out the cause?
Wonder if they have gold fixtures? Wanna bet they do....
What's Carl's name from News Max, He may be interested in the project.
Ladies you assistance would be apprecited....
I work at HD part time, one can pay as much as $2,000 for just the toilet, not to mention the tub and basin.....Hammered copper tubs, showers that are as large as my kitchen.....towel warmers.....exotic hand made tiles......
They can both claim that there's a room named for them in every important building in the country.
Just flush the two John Con job in November.
America can't afford two elite limo trial lawyers in the White House.
Fertile ground for your warped images! :)
Remember? We still only have one bathroom. Try to get a building permit in Santa Barbara County. If your house started with one bathroom it will still have one bathroom when you die. Unless of course you sued people and became rich. Or unless you married a black widow ketchup heiress.
Now some middle class Americans living in Santa Barbara County might build a secret outhouse, hooked into the sewer, complete with a shiny new flush toilet, hidden behind a rustic milking shed, next to a secret outdoor shower. I am not confirming or denying that I would ever do such a thing.
Edwards has at least 3:
according to: http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20030731-110248-2767r.htm
Washington, DC
Raleigh, NC
and I seem to recall he has a super fancy beach house
You're my kind of person....creative crappers......We built the tiolet in the cabin to look like a outhouse (except it's indoors) complete with wood splintered seat.....
Apparently they don't have nearly enough, or they wouldn't be so full of it.
Perhaps the Guild can assist?
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