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Posted on 07/07/2004 12:27:03 PM PDT by kevkrom
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To: Dr. Scarpetta
He's coming to a university near me on Friday, and my county Republican committee said she only got 25 tickets to hand out. I wanted to go, but even the local newspaper says they don't have info as to how to get a ticket. That might be a good sign -- if tickets are that hard to come by, the event must be very popular, no?
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posted on
07/07/2004 1:18:48 PM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: Texagirl4W
I read this article on Reuters today. It was written by Patricia Wilson. Yes, the quote from Wilson's article (linked above) inspired me to write this piece.
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posted on
07/07/2004 1:19:47 PM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: kevkrom
That might be a good sign -- if tickets are that hard to come by, the event must be very popular, no? NO, IMO, they haven't been distributed. Unless, they are going to local politicians. No one on the FR PA board has received one of these tickets.
To: kevkrom
I guess both Johns have been grooming for the job.
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posted on
07/07/2004 1:36:06 PM PDT
by
Carry_Okie
(Privatizating environmental regulation is critical to national defense.)
To: kevkrom
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"After 9/11 - CUTE don't Cut It" =
...LAURA INGRAM, Talk Radio Network
.
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posted on
07/07/2004 4:18:47 PM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 http://www.LZXRAY.com)
To: Peach
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posted on
07/07/2004 4:23:39 PM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 http://www.LZXRAY.com)
To: kevkrom
I prefer bald men with brains.
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posted on
07/07/2004 8:26:23 PM PDT
by
Milligan
To: Peach
And he'll never hear the end of it either...ROFL!!!
My 13 yr old thought it was a totally stupid comment, I guess she doesn't like his hair!
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posted on
07/07/2004 8:29:53 PM PDT
by
tutstar
( <{{--->< http://ripe4change.4-all.org Be part of the solution not part of the problem!)
To: Dr. Scarpetta
You call your local republican office and ask if there are any tickets left, I was offered some for the York rally but I would have to take off from work.
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posted on
07/07/2004 8:45:33 PM PDT
by
linn37
(Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?)
To: kevkrom
According to the local newspaper they are expection 10,000 people.
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posted on
07/07/2004 8:47:35 PM PDT
by
linn37
(Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?)
To: kevkrom
New tagline assigned about 6 minutes before reading your hilarious post.
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posted on
07/07/2004 9:12:11 PM PDT
by
NautiNurse
("I served in Viet Nam, and we have better hair"----John F'n Kerry campaign platform)
To: kevkrom
"We've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair!"
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posted on
07/07/2004 10:52:05 PM PDT
by
adam_az
(Call your State Republican Party office and VOLUNTEER!!!!)
To: kevkrom; dirtboy; No Blue States; jocko12; snarkytart; Rokurota; b4its2late; IamConservative; ...
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posted on
07/07/2004 10:59:32 PM PDT
by
PhilDragoo
(Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
To: No Blue States
To: kevkrom
On a serious note, would you trust a man who spends more on his hair than his wife does, or the man who goes to the barber for a $15 college cut and does no more than wash and comb it in the morning? The former needs to consider his priorities.
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posted on
07/07/2004 11:16:42 PM PDT
by
Desdemona
("He throws like a girl." - my mom's observation of John Kerry)
To: NautiNurse
Thanks for the kind review... it's been a while since I had "the muse" to write a satire piece, but this one just kind of wrote itself.
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posted on
07/08/2004 5:43:34 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: kevkrom
The Democrat Party: From Blow Jobs to Blow Dry.
Gee, What a fabulous platform.
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