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Whoopi Cushion -- (When Oral Flatulence Passes For Humor Or Wisdom)
Opinion Editorials.Com ^ | July 12, 2004 | R.A. Hawkins

Posted on 07/15/2004 5:42:31 PM PDT by hope

Whoopi Cushion -- (When Oral Flatulence Passes For Humor Or Wisdom)

R.A. Hawkins

Recently Whoopi Goldberg, the leftwing brainchild, decided to entertain her minions of darkness with her benighted sense of humor. It is no surprise to me that Kerry was seen to be laughing his keester off at her decadent jokes. Poor Kerry didn’t have the sense to realize where this might leave him. Now he has the Republicans asking him to release a tape of the show so that everyone else can enjoy it. I rather doubt that will be happening anytime soon. ‘The moment we will not be able to share’ pretty much sums up the left these days though.

Seldom is any thought given as to how something might be received by others until it’s damage control time. I’m sure there will be some type of comment made about the Republicans not having a sense of humor and it will be offered with a mumbled apology. These people don’t know how to simply say “Hey I blew it. I’m sorry.” The best they can do is to blame you or anyone else, preferably someone who isn’t there to defend them self. But the whole gala affair was for honoring and garnering more cash for the new leftwing Clown Prince of Hubris. Since that is what the gasbag was celebrating I thought this would be a good time to take a look at the (man?) she loves so dearly.

Recently Drudge had a nice little set of pictures of Kerry with a guitar at a rock concert done to gather more money for Kerry. It brought back memories of Clinton with his Sexophone. There was another parallel I noticed immediately. Kerry doesn’t seem to have time for intelligence briefings on terrorism. He says he is too busy campaigning to do that right now. Clinton didn’t seem to have time for such things either. Those that still love him are as woefully ignorant of geopolitics as he is. I have a feeling that Kerry will make Clinton look like saint if he manages to get into office, even though he appears to be emulating the Clinton image in many ways.

One thing he seems to have learned from watching Bill Clinton is that you don’t dip your pen in company ink. (i.e. don’t do anything with the interns that will get you in trouble.) He appears to have learned that lesson quite well. Maybe that is why he can’t keep his hands off of that kid he has chosen as his running mate. On Tuesday when I saw the Drudge article “Kerry chooses a mate” with a picture of Edwards and Kerry gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes, one of my co-workers saw it and exclaimed. “Only in Massachusetts.”

The really amusing part is that there seem to be so many pictures of them ogling each other and touching each other. Ahh, the joys of focus groups. I have to wonder if the focus group that came up with this idea wasn’t based in San Francisco. Clinton said he didn’t inhale…I wonder what Kerry’s going to say he didn’t do?

Both Kerry and Edwards are as lost as a goose in a hailstorm when it comes to geopolitics. I really think that’s why Kerry doesn’t want to go to any of those meetings. He is probably quite certain those people will leak how stupid he really is regarding the world situation. If he gets into office I suspect the first thing he will do is gut the intelligence community, State Department and a bunch of other departments. He, like Clinton, will undoubtedly view all of them as enemies. Speaking of which, isn’t it interesting that it turns out Tenet’s CIA might have been the problem regarding intel on Iraq? Hey! Didn’t Clinton put Tenet in there? Gosh! I think he was. How come nobody is pointing at Clinton anymore? The media must be smoking dope or something because this is actually short-term memory stuff here, not that forgetting has anything to do with it.

Oh, by the way folks, Clinton helped to push Kerry and Edwards together. Could it be that Edwards is an easy target for political flak and only the Clintons know it?

I really think I should cut Whoopi some slack. After all she’s just one of many decadent gasbags defending and supporting a bunch of other decadent gasbags. She is probably clueless that it was a Clinton appointee that was running the CIA and not somebody Bush put in there. I can’t help but wonder if she finished up her little show by floating something in the punch bowl after the party. If she did, it would have matched her performance, which was the same thing as floating something in the punch bowl. Kerry and Edwards will have to drink that punch now. This may be the first time that Edwards opts out for the milk and cookies everyone keeps offering him.


R.A. Hawkins is the author of "Through Eyes of Shiva", available through http://www.amazon.com/. Visit http://www.entropical-paradise.com/ -- Entropical Paradise - The Home Of R.A. Hawkins for more commentaries and editorials by R.A. Hawkins.

Comments are always welcome. Please send them to ra_hawkins@earthlink.net

© 2004 R.A. Hawkins


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: kerry; raunchfest; whoopi

1 posted on 07/15/2004 5:42:32 PM PDT by hope
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To: hope

Can someone point me to a transcript of this Whoppi speech?


2 posted on 07/15/2004 6:11:30 PM PDT by pickemuphere
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To: hope
LOVE this article!! Clown Prince of Hubris

LOL!!

The Slum-Fest attendees don't LOVE Kerry. They HATE Bush (why, I can't figure.) Kerry is a complete doofus; they know it, Terry knows it, Edwards knows it, even KERRY knows it. He has no credibility. He has no platform, except for "Vote for me.....I'm NOT George Bush." That's it. Empty suit.

3 posted on 07/15/2004 6:11:33 PM PDT by EggsAckley (You can't be pro small business and pro trial lawyer at the same time! ** George W. Bush*)
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To: hope

“Kerry chooses a mate” with a picture of Edwards and Kerry gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes, one of my co-workers saw it and exclaimed. “Only in Massachusetts.”

ROFL!!!!!!!!


4 posted on 07/15/2004 6:14:47 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: EggsAckley

I am back taking college courses again for the first time in years. My first course choice for this summer (almost the only one I could get into in such short notice) was a history course.

Anyway... I am keeping a log of how many times the professor slams Bush every lecture. She isn't even trying to be subtle. It is so overt as to not be funny now (just finishing the 2nd week of a 5 week class).

Today it was how we didn't understand other cultures... this idea of you are either with us or against us... then she trailed off. Then she asked what is freedom... then commented on Bush saying that Bin Laden hated our freedoms. The following commentary had nothing to do with that comment. Amazing to me. No wonder our poor youth are so confused.


5 posted on 07/15/2004 6:19:35 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: pickemuphere

That's what many have asked the Kerry Campaign to do without much success.


6 posted on 07/15/2004 6:39:32 PM PDT by hope (The Reagan Revolution Lives!)
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To: EggsAckley

Yep, and his followers have the attention span of a gnat. Heck with followers like these they'll probably show up a day late to vote.


7 posted on 07/15/2004 6:41:42 PM PDT by hope (The Reagan Revolution Lives!)
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To: hope

No transcript actually exists? You're kidding... I was listening to Glenn Beck this morning, and it sounded as if he was familiar with a transcript.


8 posted on 07/15/2004 6:45:19 PM PDT by pickemuphere
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To: pickemuphere
Well, maybe it does.

I would love to see a full transcript. It must have been hideous for Slim Fast to let her go.

9 posted on 07/15/2004 6:55:31 PM PDT by hope (The Reagan Revolution Lives!)
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To: hope
Now he has the Republicans asking him to release a tape of the show so that everyone else can enjoy it. I rather doubt that will be happening anytime soon.

If the Pubbies tell the media that the tape shows American soldiers torturing Iraqi prisoners, they'll get it by tomorrow.

10 posted on 07/15/2004 8:43:40 PM PDT by an amused spectator (Ann Coulter: Occam's Razor Incarnate)
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To: hope

Great article!


11 posted on 07/15/2004 10:22:24 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: ican'tbelieveit
I am back taking college courses again for the first time in years...

I, too, am taking college courses. You obviously know a lot more than the younger students, and a lot more than the pathetic excuse of a "professor" who is teaching the course. Your complaints are valid, and I empathize with them totally.

Consider doing what I am doing. I am fed up with the professorial propaganda, and I am fed up with being singled out by them as they attempt to make a social laboratory experiment of me. I told them point blank that I am just as old as they are, I am a full-grown adult, and that if they continue to ABUSE me, they will feel the full wrath of what I have in store for them, a variety of tactics utilizing state law, federal law, and the university's own codes of professional conduct. I have also put several shake-it-for-the-world-smartass "students" in their place. I am paying full tuition on my own, not spitting in the faces of taxpayers and scholarship donors.

If they, for one moment, engaged in authentic critical thinking, their neurons would go into overload and overdrive and their brains would explode. I challenge them with the proposition that the only true diversity is intellectual diversity - freedom of MIND.

12 posted on 07/15/2004 11:15:21 PM PDT by albertp (Malice in Blunderland, The Wizard of Odd, and Gullible's Troubles, too!)
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To: albertp

There is something really wied going on in the Universities in this country, I have yet to meet or hear a story of a college professor with an ounce of sanity.


13 posted on 07/15/2004 11:22:28 PM PDT by John Lenin
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To: albertp

There is something really wierd going on in the Universities in this country, I have yet to meet or hear a story of a college professor with an ounce of sanity.


14 posted on 07/15/2004 11:22:53 PM PDT by John Lenin
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To: albertp

I can tell you are just as frustrated as I am. I have ordered all kinds of right wing bumper stickers, etc to put on my car. I have joined the campus republicans. Also plan on getting Bush support pins and putting them on my back packs, etc.

But, if it weren't for my age and mature world view, I could see how this prof could get away with what she is doing. We were looking at the french revolution. One of the groups was called "republican." She will not say anything complimentary about "republican," so she refused to even say that word in reference to that period of time.

I wouldn't mind so much if she were willing to take a jab at her own side.

Oh yeah, one last example. She was repeating some dub poetry the other day. It was supposed to be representing the history of columbus's discovery of the new world from the point of view of the original inhabitants. The poet said that columbus inspired livingston, mussolini, and bush... the prof then jumped to the end of the poem.

I found it amazing out of all of the poetry she had access to, how she found one that compared our wonderful president to mussolini.


15 posted on 07/16/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: albertp

Check out Protestwarrior.com and read about Operation
Tiger Claw for some great inspiration!!

There is a flickering light at the end of the tunnel.


16 posted on 07/16/2004 7:27:07 AM PDT by Lesforlife
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