Richard Gere attacks Bush over sex education

Ireland Online ^ | 7.18.04

[Petronski]

Gere: Did you know each gerbil is like a snowflake?

Friend: Oh yeah? How's that?

Gere: They feel really funky when you jam them up your ass.

Save us!

[Mark in the Old South]

RIGHT OFF THE BAT, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, the only reason I clicked onto this thread was to issue a request for no gerbil references. I was hoping for some restraint, but no that isn't possible, humphf. For shame, for shame, for shame. tisk tisk tisk.
;-]

[Mark in the Old South]

That is one of the funniest stories I have ever read. If they read it on a radio station I am sure there would have been automobile accidents, I hyperventilated for laughing, I have no idea how I would have operated heavy equipment.

[shiva]

Oh, my gads!! I thought you meant Richard Greene,Robin Hood.

[ErnBatavia]

,,, gerbil with a coal miner's light BUMP.

Battery powered for safety, it would be hoped....nobody wants one of those methane poofs.

[Mark in the Old South]

Hold it now I smell (no pun intended) a fake x-ray. That would have to be a Guinea pig judging by the size of it.

[ErnBatavia]

ROFDLMAOTIPIMP !

[F.J. Mitchell]

Wonder how the shrill Mr Gere feels about programs designed to dissuade young people from, doing drugs, getting drunk, driving drunk, smoking, etc.,etc.?

Hey Movie star! Do you think that since some kids are going to drink, drive drunk, smoke , get tangled up in illegal drugs etc., we should stop wasting our time and money on programs designed to dissuade them from these acts and spend all our time and money on teaching them the safest way to do these things?

The question was just rectorical-no one expects an intellegent response from one who makes a living pretending to be someone else.

[mtbopfuyn]

Snopes claims the gerbil incident is false. Even so, with Gere's history, he has no standing to reprimand Bush.

[Grampa Dave]

Seems the Naziwood elites are playing to antiamericans overseas to protect their careers.

A very good friend used to travel to Europe and Asia until the 9/11 event. Then foreign travel became too much of a hassle.

About 5=6 years ago he was talking about the over the hill Follywood Nazi elites trashing America in the foreign capitals to extend their careers after they tanked in American.

They would schedule a press conference or at a concert attack America in a major foriegn city. Then, they would be on all of the talk tv/radio shows trashing America.

He said that this was SOP for most of the over the hill Follywood Nazi Elites when their career in America tanked or started to tank. They would ride the mutual hate America mantras in the foreign countries to sell their old movies, cds or concerts like pimps/whores.

He said the hate GW stuff during the 2000 election by the the over the hill Follywood Nazi Elites was incredible and went along with the hate GW spew in the media and politics of most of Europe and SE Asia.

[Bogey78O]

Do note that Gere is yucking it up in China while Tibet is still an opressed state. I guess he feels bashing Bush to be a more worthy goal.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Gere, expert socialist sexologist. Do we really need a guy who couldn't figure out what to do with Cindy Crawford around the house lecturing to the country on sex?

In real life is he like his character in Looking for Mr. Goodbar?

Exactly...what is Buddhist sex like? Does the Mothman figure in this somewhere?

[DannyTN]

"Since Bush's abstinence only policy came into force, Texas' teen pregnancy rate - one of the highest in America - has remained the same, while the amount of STDs amongst Texan youths has risen."

That doesn't appear to be true. It looks like the pregnancy rate is falling in Texas, but the Teen birth rate has remained the same. The Teen Abortion Rate has been cut in half.

Teen Pregnancy Rates

Somebody with better formatting skils than me should post the Texas results.

[twgiles]

Hmm, why's Gere so concerned about the STD rate in Asian teens?

[narses]

Gerbils? Wasn't he the gerbil fan?

[TexasCajun]

damned gerbil killer!

Where's PETA when you need them. Who better to protect innocent pets from sexual abuse.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Open Letter to Richard Gere

Hey, Richard, Leave the gerbils alone.

p.s. You ought to support Bush because gerbils come for the deserts of the Middle East. Your supply of new gerbils is now assured.