Posted on 07/22/2004 12:31:06 PM PDT by Cableguy
Sandy Berger's Sock Stuffing: Examining the Single Braces Theory
We love it when people put their money where their mouth is. Or their classified documents where their ankles are. Or their socks where their pants are. Or put their socks in their pants along with classified documents. In any case, hats off to blogger Myrick, who performed an experiment to test the GSS (Gigantic Sock Scenario) explanation of the Berger bruhaha. Sure, he may have taken sensitive government secrets out of the national archives, but could he have fit them in his socks? There is only one way to find out.
Armed with a pair of mid-length dress socks and a Brooks Brothers' sock suspenders I attempted walking about my house with various materials – both with and without the braces.
His results will shock you!
I've never stolen anything (it was intended as humor) but I did test this last night at home with a carton of cigarettes under casual khakis. I am tall but the were not even visible.
But conservatives are not without mistakes in their past. I did get a DUI once, paid the fine and changed my ways.
I did not take those docs I say
I did not sell them on E-Bay!
He doesn't know me. You do. I left off the humor tag at my own peril.
It is nice to have friends though ; )
Hey, when you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way.
Hey I just wrote this after post the cigarette thing.
The File Bergler
He went to see the documents,
You know the Secret kind.
What happened as he left the place,
Will surely blow your mind.
Somehow, weeks later, it appears,
They asked him where they’d gone.
He looked around and sure enough,
His socks were not alone.
His pants and jacket they were stuffed,
With papers large and small.
Osama and Al Qaeda too,
Just little things that’s all
Some he’d thrown away he said,
But those were nothing big.
Old Sandy is a clutter bug,
Announced the Clinton pig.
So shake it off and move along,
We know they’re honest men.
The Clinton mob would never lie,
Oops they’ve been caught again.
Conspiracy Guy 7/22/2004
I forget sometimes that everyone doesn't know I am from the Insane Clown Posse.
I composed some Suess a couple of days ago -
Okay, this is going out to Samuel R. "Sandy" Berger -I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Stealing secret docs I am.
I will put them in a box.
I will put them in my socks.
I will put them in my pants.
I'll put them in my shoes and dance.
I will put them here and there.
I will put them everywhere.
Stealing secrets, who gives a damn?
For Sandy Berger Sam I am.
Can I steal them in a car?
Read them, read them, here they are!
I will take them to my house.
And I will read them to a mouse.
I will take them on a boat.
I will feed them to my goat.
Soon I'll be running on the lam -
For Samuel Berger Sam I am
The Mess Bubba Built (Berger Takeoff on House that Jack Built)
I like it. I have bookmarked it.
we'll use the same old song and dance,
I'd never stuff those in my pants.
I love john kerry and worship frace,
but would never stuff my undapants
Gellin' like a FELON.
we'll use the same old song and dance,
I'd never stuff those in my pants.
I love john kerry and worship france,
but would never stuff my undapants
LOL!!!
Very good! I used to write poetry in college. You do a good job.
I thank you. I guess I've been writing poems and lyrics since I was in second grade. Some are good, some are bad, some are serious, some are scathing, some are well you get the picture.
I took your advice and added some text. Thanks
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