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We Bergered the 2004 DNC Convention Guide!
RegisteredMedia ^ | 07.22.04 | Registered-MAF

Posted on 07/22/2004 12:34:44 PM PDT by Registered

We Bergered the 2004 DNC Convention Guide!


That's right!  Just like Sandy Berger did when he walked into the National Archives and stuffed
TOP SECRET 9-11 documents down his pants, we walked into the DNC's Printer and "inadvertently" grabbed a Convention Guide and stuck it down our pants!  We've scanned in the front and back covers for you to see!  This is sure to be one of the most "entertaining" and informative Democratic conventions we've ever seen!

To see the full versions of the covers click the thumbnail image
or the link below the thumbnails!


Click the Image or this Link to Front Cover

Click the Image or this link to Back Cover


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bergered; borrowed; boston; coats; convention; democrats; dnc; dncconvention; guide; inadvertently; pants; pilfered; socks; stickybuns
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1 posted on 07/22/2004 12:34:45 PM PDT by Registered
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To: Registered

Click HERE for a direct link to the Registered Media Parody Gallery!

Click HERE for a direct link to the Registered Media Forum!

2 posted on 07/22/2004 12:35:00 PM PDT by Registered
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To: Registered

YAY!

(whew! I'm tarred!)


3 posted on 07/22/2004 12:36:00 PM PDT by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Free Mumia! er, Free Padilla!, no, that's been done. I know, FREE SADDAM!, yeah, that's the ticket!)
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To: Registered

Very nice! LOL


4 posted on 07/22/2004 12:36:51 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Liberals - The Other White Meat.)
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To: Ms. AntiFeminazi

Great stuff & best of luck with the new site!


5 posted on 07/22/2004 12:39:12 PM PDT by Seeking the truth ( www.0cents.com - See the Ronald Reagan Stamps!)
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To: Registered

Chalked full of great stuff, Reg! I love it....


6 posted on 07/22/2004 12:39:23 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Registered
ROTFLMAO!
7 posted on 07/22/2004 12:40:14 PM PDT by mattdono ([mattdono to John Kerry]: I voted for you...right before I voted against you.)
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To: Registered

Love the new website.


8 posted on 07/22/2004 12:40:21 PM PDT by Grit ('For the love of my brother, and for the love of my country.' - Pat Tillman)
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To: Seeking the truth

Thanks! You have freepmail too. :) (sent yesterday)


9 posted on 07/22/2004 12:41:00 PM PDT by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Free Mumia! er, Free Padilla!, no, that's been done. I know, FREE SADDAM!, yeah, that's the ticket!)
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To: Registered
Excellent.



10 posted on 07/22/2004 12:41:58 PM PDT by Diogenesis ("Then I say unto you, send men to summon ... worms. And let us go to Fallujah to collect heads.")
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To: Registered

Verrry nice....


11 posted on 07/22/2004 12:45:03 PM PDT by tje
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To: Registered

Well done! Love the new site!


12 posted on 07/22/2004 12:51:29 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (Any compromise between good and evil only hurts the good and helps the evil)
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To: Registered

LOL. Call Sam!(Do you get those Sam Bernstein commercials out west?)


13 posted on 07/22/2004 12:52:37 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("If you want a little peace, sometimes you gotta fight" - Sammy Hagar)
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To: Dan from Michigan

Or better yet, call his dorky looking kid!


14 posted on 07/22/2004 12:56:10 PM PDT by wmichgrad
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To: Registered

Yes, the liberals have the mainstream media, but we have Registered!


15 posted on 07/22/2004 12:56:24 PM PDT by Califelephant (You can't be both pro-business and pro-trial lawyers.)
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To: AZamericonnie

Glad you like it! Thanks!


16 posted on 07/22/2004 1:12:14 PM PDT by Registered
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To: Darth Reagan

ping


17 posted on 07/22/2004 1:18:10 PM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: Registered
Fantastic site Registered.
Mind if I borry a few pictures?
18 posted on 07/22/2004 1:20:43 PM PDT by LuigiBasco (It's past time to restart The Crusades.)
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To: Mia T; Mudboy Slim
If you can berger some time away from your work, check this out.
19 posted on 07/22/2004 1:24:14 PM PDT by jla (http://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com/memorial_fund.asp)
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To: Registered
What a great job!!

I hope my family doesn't think I've gone crazy, after hearing me laugh out loud while I was reading your creation.

20 posted on 07/22/2004 1:30:22 PM PDT by syriacus (WJC escapes personal blame by blaming his demons. Will WJC agree to see an exorcist?)
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To: Registered
OMG, that Kerry & Edwards ad is CLASSIC! How I wish a pro-Bush 527 would make a TV ad out of this. Anyone remember how Alan Cranston came from behind to beat Ed Zschau in 1986 by running those hilarious Wolfman Jack parody ads? This kind of ad would be devastating to Kerry!

Wonderful job as always, Registered!

21 posted on 07/22/2004 1:39:34 PM PDT by Dems_R_Losers (Proud to be a Reagan Alumna!)
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To: Registered; Las Vegas Dave; conspiratoristo

*ping*...great work, Reg.!!


22 posted on 07/22/2004 1:45:25 PM PDT by 88keys
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To: Registered

hilarity bump


23 posted on 07/22/2004 1:45:26 PM PDT by Bluegrass Federalist
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To: Registered

Side-splitting.


24 posted on 07/22/2004 1:49:53 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: marblehead17
That's wonderful.
25 posted on 07/22/2004 1:56:07 PM PDT by Darth Reagan
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To: Registered

bttt


26 posted on 07/22/2004 2:27:51 PM PDT by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Free Mumia! er, Free Padilla!, no, that's been done. I know, FREE SADDAM!, yeah, that's the ticket!)
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To: MadIvan; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Fedora; Cannoneer No. 4; Harmless Teddy Bear; ...

PING!


27 posted on 07/22/2004 2:29:15 PM PDT by GVnana (Tagline? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
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To: Ms. AntiFeminazi

Just don't hit me.


28 posted on 07/22/2004 2:31:50 PM PDT by Registered
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To: Registered
You guys ROCK!
29 posted on 07/22/2004 2:32:15 PM PDT by MamaTexan (Liberals are just communists in metro-sexual clothing)
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To: Registered

I wrote this today.

The File Bergler

He went to see the documents,
You know the Secret kind.
What happened as he left the place,
Will surely blow your mind.
Somehow, weeks later, it appears,
They asked him where they’d gone.
He looked around and sure enough,
His socks were not alone.
His pants and jacket they were stuffed,
With papers large and small.
Osama and Al Qaeda too,
Just little things that’s all
Some he’d thrown away he said,
But those were nothing big.
Old Sandy is a clutter bug,
Announced the Clinton pig.
So shake it off and move along,
You know we’re honest men.
The Clinton mob would never lie,
Oops we’ve been, caught again.

Conspiracy Guy 7/22/2004


30 posted on 07/22/2004 2:34:41 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Registered

This will be circulated in Boston. Right?


31 posted on 07/22/2004 2:36:18 PM PDT by GVnana (Tagline? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
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To: GVgirl

Let's hope!


32 posted on 07/22/2004 2:37:13 PM PDT by Registered
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To: Registered
OMG, Registered! You have outdone yourself! But then again, so have the Demonrats, giving us ample material for satire. Like SpongeSam Spypants.


33 posted on 07/22/2004 2:40:06 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

{{{applause}}}


34 posted on 07/22/2004 2:42:17 PM PDT by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Free Mumia! er, Free Padilla!, no, that's been done. I know, FREE SADDAM!, yeah, that's the ticket!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Very good, CG, and very true ...


35 posted on 07/22/2004 2:46:53 PM PDT by Pegita ('Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His Word ...)
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To: Ms. AntiFeminazi

{{{{Bows and Blushing, Thank you very much}}}}


36 posted on 07/22/2004 2:47:36 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Registered

awesome!


37 posted on 07/22/2004 2:47:43 PM PDT by Tamzee (Tell me honestly, Honey... do these classified documents make me look fat?)
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To: Pegita

Glad you like it.


38 posted on 07/22/2004 2:49:02 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Registered

Great phrase, "to berger" something. I will use it often.

"To go Spanish" and "gobsmacked" are also two of my FR favorites. This moves to the top of the list.

Bergler:

\Berger\, v. t. [imp. {Bergered}; p. p.
n. {Bergering}.]

1. To take and carry away, feloniously; to take without right or leave, and with intent to keep wrongfully; as, to berger the personal goods of another.

Maugre thy heed, thou must for indigence Or berger,
or borrow, thy dispense. --Chaucer.

The man who bergered a goose and gave away the giblets. --G. Eliot.

2. To withdraw or convey clandestinely (reflexive); hence, to creep furtively, or to insinuate.

They could insinuate and berger themselves under the same by their humble carriage and submission.--Spenser.

He will berger himself into a man's favor. --Shak.

3. To gain by insinuating arts or covert means.

So Absalom bergered the hearts of the men of Israel--2 Sam. xv.







39 posted on 07/22/2004 2:53:39 PM PDT by Republican Red (Is that a classified document in your pants Sandy or are you just glad to see me?)
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To: Registered; Conspiracy Guy

I'm truly humbled by the creative talent around this place.


40 posted on 07/22/2004 2:53:48 PM PDT by leadpenny
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To: leadpenny; Registered

Conservatives are creative. We are dull and stoic ; )


41 posted on 07/22/2004 2:57:06 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: leadpenny; Registered

Conservatives are NOT creative. We are dull and stoic ; )


42 posted on 07/22/2004 2:57:16 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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To: Registered

Absolutely brilliant


43 posted on 07/22/2004 2:58:14 PM PDT by jwalburg (Hatriots for Kerry)
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To: Registered

The only thing I would change is the Dean scream. It should come AFTER the NARAL demo.


44 posted on 07/22/2004 3:01:17 PM PDT by jwalburg (Hatriots for Kerry)
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To: Registered

awesome!!!!


45 posted on 07/22/2004 3:14:59 PM PDT by votelife (Calling abortion a women's issue is like calling war a men's issue!)
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To: Registered

Evening bttt


46 posted on 07/22/2004 3:34:03 PM PDT by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Free Mumia! er, Free Padilla!, no, that's been done. I know, FREE SADDAM!, yeah, that's the ticket!)
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To: Registered; Ms. AntiFeminazi

Very well done...MUD


47 posted on 07/22/2004 3:35:51 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the Butcher of the Balkans!!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Very clever.


48 posted on 07/22/2004 3:36:30 PM PDT by CyberAnt (President Bush: America is the Greatest Nation on the Face of the Earth)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Thanks MUD! :)


49 posted on 07/22/2004 3:38:43 PM PDT by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Free Mumia! er, Free Padilla!, no, that's been done. I know, FREE SADDAM!, yeah, that's the ticket!)
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To: Registered

great work as usual!
They could be used as protest signs in Boston next week!!


50 posted on 07/22/2004 3:43:46 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee
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