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  • BUSH: ‘I Could Drop My Pants (Moon the whole crowd) Press Guys Would Never Notice’ (True, Feb 6)

    02/14/2016 11:34:46 AM PST · by xzins · 68 replies
    Tea Party News ^ | February 7, 2016 | Tea Party
    Sitting on his campaign bus - laptop, turkey jerky, and coffee all nearby -Jeb Bush was befuddled over his campaign's failure to capture more attention from the news media. "I could drop my pants," he said in an interview. "Moon the whole crowd. Everybody would be aghast, except the press guys would never notice." Bush is entering the final days of his last stand, and hints of exasperation are leaking through his cheerful, stoic demeanor. Without a major comeback in New Hampshire on Tuesday, or, absent that, a Bush miracle in South Carolina later this month, he will face increasing...
  • Not in my back yard Mr Drifter (Funny Pic)

    02/03/2015 2:53:02 PM PST · by Justice · 13 replies
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  • Obama in Winter

    11/18/2014 5:59:36 AM PST · by Oldeconomybuyer · 18 replies
    New York Times ^ | November 17, 2014 | by David Brooks
    They say failure can be a good teacher, but, so far, the Obama administration is opting out of the course. The post-midterm period has been one of the most bizarre of the Obama presidency. Im not sure why the Obama administration has been behaving so strangely since the midterms. Maybe various people in the White House are angry in defeat and want to show that they can be as obstructionist as anyone. Maybe, in moments of stress, they are only really sensitive to criticism from the left flank. Maybe its Gruberism: the belief that everybody else is slightly dumber and...
  • These Are The World's Oldest Pants

    05/31/2014 6:44:58 AM PDT · by blam · 33 replies
    BI ^ | 5-31-2014 | Bruce Bower
    Bruce BowerMay 31, 2014, 7:14 AM The oldest known trousers, including this roughly 3,000-year-old pair with woven leg decorations, belonged to nomadic horsemen in Central Asia. Two men whose remains were recently excavated from tombs in western China put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. But these nomadic herders did so between 3,300 and 3,000 years ago, making their trousers the oldest known examples of this innovative apparel, a new study finds. With straight-fitting legs and a wide crotch, the ancient wool trousers resemble modern riding pants, says a team led by...
  • ...Tennessee city creates ordinance that makes wearing saggy pants illegal

    05/19/2014 1:53:40 PM PDT · by Morgana · 35 replies
    Mail online ^ | Alex Greig
    FULL TITLE: Don't get caught with your pants down: Tennessee city creates ordinance that makes wearing saggy pants illegal Standards - and pants - have been slipping in the Tennessee city of Pikeville, where the mayor has decided things have gotten as low as they can go. Mayor Phil Cagle is the author of an ordinance that will soon see anyone wearing their pants 'more than three inches below the top of the hips' fined for public indecency. Pikeville is just the latest place in the U.S. to take issue with where young men position their trousers. Scroll down for...
  • Who Wears the Pants in Japan?

    04/25/2014 2:30:57 PM PDT · by Jack Hydrazine · 25 replies
    Japanese Rule of 7 ^ | 24APR2014 | Ken Seeroi
    Ken? Ken! Wake the hell up! Meet me at the station. I sat up in bed, and realized it was not my bed. Words like this are why Ken Seeroi does not answer his iPhone after 11 p.m. The dreaded Yoko was on the line, and I was in her bed. Well, at least she had a bed, and not a horrible futon like I do. Either way, I really gotta remember to turn off that ringer. Ah baby, Im kind of asleep, I mumbled, and its pouring down rain. I forgot my umbrella, she said. Bring me one. Yeah,...
  • Has Anyone Created a Video of The Chief Liar Jumping Up & Down With His Pants On Fire?

    11/14/2013 11:28:29 AM PST · by Stayfree · 15 replies
    Self | November 14, 2013 | Stayfree
    Heard that someone created a cartoon of Obama being water-boarded with the caption "Let's see what he knows". Can anyone post a link to that. I can hardly wait until someone creates a video of the Chief Liar jumping up and down with his pants on fire......
  • Suspension wont be removed for five-year-old grilled over cap gun who then peed his pants

    06/17/2013 7:47:51 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 83 replies
    dailycaller.com ^ | 6-17-2013 | Eric Owens
    School officials in Calvert County, Maryland have denied a request to expunge the suspension of the kindergartener who brought a plastic cap gun on a school bus last month and then wet his pants during a subsequent interrogation. The refusal came in the form of a letter dated Friday, reports The Washington Post. The letter stated that the five-year-old did bring a cap gun in his book bag. It also charged that some other children were frightened and told school officials that they couldnt discern if the orange-tipped cowboy-style gun was real or fake. The unidentified kindergartener had brought the...
  • Bus drivers to strike because uniform pants are too tight

    04/21/2013 5:53:48 AM PDT · by JoeProBono · 30 replies
    upi ^ | April 19, 2013
    MARSEILLE, France, - Bus drivers in a French city said they will go on strike because, among other grievances, the uniform pants they are required to wear are too tight. The drivers, who work for the public transport authority in Marseille, said Friday the company's 1,600 employees will strike for 24-hours June 3 because they don't approve of "the quality, the color or the fit" of their new uniform pants, The Local.fr reported Friday. "I won't be wearing them," a Marseille bus driver told the La Provence newspaper. "You'd think we work for [car repair company] Speedy! The shirts are...
  • Group encourages LDS women to wear pants to church

    12/12/2012 5:51:53 AM PST · by Utah Binger · 61 replies
    Fox News ^ | 12/12/2012 | Staff
    Most LDS women wear their Sunday Best to Church, but one group is trying to encourage sisters around the world to wear pants on Sunday, December 16. The group is called All Enlisted. Their Facebook Page already has more than 600 followers and is gaining national attention. All Enlisted was started by a local LDS woman. Members of the group said this new movement is all about equality and not necessarily about wearing pants to church.
  • Florida town passes saggy pants ban

    10/24/2012 3:28:28 PM PDT · by JoeProBono · 15 replies
    upi ^ | Oct. 24, 2012
    COCOA, Fla.- A Florida city council said an ordinance that could result in saggy pants wearers being fined will not take effect until next year so the community can be informed. The Cocoa City Council voted 3-1 Tuesday in favor of the ordinance, which would impose $25 fines on wearers of saggy pants who previously received verbal warnings, Florida Today reported Wednesday. Councilman Clarence Whipple, the sole opposing vote on the ordinance, said he sought to postpone voting on the ordinance after residents raised concerns about profiling and selective enforcement. His motion was not seconded. "We need to make sure...
  • Strassel: Mr. Romney, Trust Your Pants

    09/14/2012 9:12:47 AM PDT · by Dysart · 17 replies
    WSJ ^ | 7-13-12 | Kim Strassel
    In the classic 1968 film "Once Upon a Time in the West," a villainous Henry Fonda shoots one of his lackeys, in part for the sin of wearing both a belt and suspenders. How do you trust a man, muses Fonda, who "can't even trust his own pants?" Mitt Romney is slipping in the polls because, when it comes to his own policies, he is once again wearing a belt, suspenders, and even some elasticized waistbands. The bold Romney who picked Paul Ryan as a catalyst to run on ideas has been ousted by the return of the careful Romney...
  • Man leaves plane after dispute over his saggy pants

    08/02/2012 7:44:56 AM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 37 replies
    Chicago Tribune ^ | August 1, 2012 | Ellen Jean Hirst
    A man was kicked off a Spirit Airlines flight atO'Hare International Airport over the weekend after he became "verbally abusive" to flight attendants who asked him to pull up his sagging pants, an airline spokeswoman said.
  • Hands Up:' 'Can't I'm holding gun weed in sagging pants' pockets

    07/17/2012 12:56:07 PM PDT · by marktwain · 32 replies
    kaplantoday.com ^ | 17 July, 2012 | NA
    THIBODAUX Maybe it was the weight of things in his pants that caused them to sag enough to get a policemans attention. A 16-year-old was walking in the middle of the road with his pants drooping below his underwear when an officer approached him. Police said the officer several times told the teen to take his hands out of his sagging pants and hold his hands up. He refused, so the officer did a pat down, allegedly finding a handgun and five bags of marijuana. Thats when the boy tried to run but pants falling down his legs made...
  • Say No To Skinny Saggin' Jeans (GREAT vid!)

    07/17/2012 8:15:27 AM PDT · by RushIsMyTeddyBear · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | 7/5/2012 | SLICHICKS
    "I am fed up with my son and these skinny jeans!!" (quote)
  • Technical Analysis: The Abercrombie and Fitch Brown Pants Fiasco, "Splogs," and you

    03/22/2012 4:10:16 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 4 replies
    hanselman.com ^ | 3-22-12 | Hanselman
    WARNING - This post will ultimately lead you to sites using offensive racial terms. My Twitter friend Wesley pointed me this apparent Abercrombie and Fitch website advertising a pair of N***** Brown Pants. Here's a screenshot if that link dies. After the shock and frustration wears off, you ask yourself "How could this happen?" This link is spreading all over Twitter and the social web right now, and I'm sure that the Abercrombie PR machine will jump on it when their Twitter person wakes up. Let me walk you through a few things. First, what a technical-type person does (or...
  • Police: Man Celebrated 45th Birthday With $283 Worth Of Food Stuffed In Pants

    12/20/2011 12:15:39 AM PST · by Lmo56 · 13 replies
    CBS Charlotte ^ | 12/19/11 | CBS Charlotte
    SALISBURY, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) Shrimp, rib-eye steak, baby back ribs and smoked turkey. One Salisbury man celebrated his 45th birthday by trying to stuff all of it almost $300 worth of food down his pants. Ronald Broadway, 45, was arrested Thursday night in the parking lot of his local Food Lion supermarket, packed with enough meats and fish intended for a birthday and holiday celebration, police said.
  • Obama is Selling Yoga Pants and Soy Candles

    11/25/2011 12:29:44 PM PST · by Nachum · 20 replies · 1+ views
    Fox News ^ | 11/25/11 | Todd Starnes
    Having trouble deciding what to get the family for Christmas? Well, fear not, my fellow Americans because President Obama has a full online catalog of goodies that are certain to bring happiness and joy to your loved ones. FOLLOW TODD ON FACEBOOK President Obamas campaign team has put together a website to remind us what the Yuletide season is truly all about getting him re-elected. So theyve decided to offer Americans a collection of special decorations for the holiday season. BarackObama.com was careful to use the word holiday but I suspect these decorations are meant for Christmas...
  • CURL: Is Obama a pathological liar?

    07/25/2011 8:48:07 AM PDT · by stevie_d_64 · 50 replies
    The Washington Times ^ | Sunday, July 24, 2011
    Mendacity is a system that we live in. - Brick, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof In the weird world that is Washington, men and women say things daily, hourly, even minutely, that they know deep down are simply not true. Inside the Beltway, we all call those utterances rhetoric. But across the rest of the country, plain ol folk call em lies. Bald-faced (even bold-faced) lies. Those folks have a tried-and-true way of determining a lie: If you know what youre saying is patently false, then its a lie. Simple. And lately, the president has been lying so much...
  • Baggy Pants Cause Plane's Evacuation, Jail Time

    06/16/2011 2:21:47 PM PDT · by rawhide · 61 replies · 1+ views
    nbcbayarea.com ^ | 6-16-11 | By RJ Middleton
    Entire plane evacuated for man's refusal to pull up his pants. He was flying home to attend best friend's funeralCan a baggy-pants fashion trend land you in jail and clear a plane before takeoff? It can in San Francisco International Airport. Deshon Marman, a 20-year-old football star from San Francisco's Bayview neighborhood, was asked to pull up his sagging pajama pants before his U.S. Airways flight home -- a flight to take him to his best friend's funeral. Marman's friend, David Henderson, was shot and killed on those same Bayview streets. Marman told his mother (see video) that he at...
  • Clumsy beer thief with droopy drawers caught on security video

    05/01/2011 7:22:06 AM PDT · by ConservativeStatement · 26 replies
    Orlando Sentinel ^ | April 29, 2011
    Security cameras outside of a Lake Wales convenience store captured a thief who shoplifted two cases of Bud Lite but ended up tripping and falling in the parking lot of the E-Z Food Store. The clumsy thief had to pull up his pants after he fell while a clerk followed him outside of the store at 15 Acuff Road sometime after 6:30 p.m. Wednesday.
  • 'Saggy Pants Robber' sentenced to 26 years

    02/12/2011 1:45:14 PM PST · by ConservativeStatement · 5 replies
    South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | February 11, 2011 | Ihosvani Rodriguez
    The Fort Lauderdale stick-up man, whose droopy wardrobe earned him the nickname "Saggy Pants Robber" and whose hold-up spree ended after he was shot in the buttocks in 2009, will be trading his trousers for prison garb. Luke Singletary, 21, was sentenced Thursday to 26 years in prison after pleading guilty to a host of armed robberies across Broward in 2009, according to information provided by the office of Wilfredo A, Ferrer, U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida. When Singletary was nabbed that year, he was shot in the rear by Broward sheriff's deputies.
  • Woman accused of setting boyfriend's pants on fire after argument

    12/16/2010 5:46:52 PM PST · by ConservativeStatement · 20 replies
    South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | December 16, 2010 | Juan Ortega
    Only the couple knows how the argument started, but deputies say they know how it ended: The woman set the man's pants on fire. Fortunately, Sheldon Gonzales wasn't hurt, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office. But Berlinda Faye Dixon-Newbold is feeling the heat. She's been charged with aggravated assault with intent to commit a felony.
  • Woman Whipped In Public For Wearing Trousers ("Religion Of Peace" strikes again)

    12/14/2010 11:16:41 AM PST · by tobyhill · 27 replies · 1+ views
    Sky News ^ | 12/14/2010 | Angela Barnes
    The video offers a rare glimpse of the type of punishment inflicted on women who break the country's strict morality code. The victim was punished under Sharia law for wearing trousers under her Islamic clothing. The footage shows her crawling on the ground, raising her arm to try to ward off the attacks and screaming as the whip strikes. The public punishment sparked protests among females against laws they said humiliated women. Dozens of them were arrested. The governor of Khartoum said there had been a mistake in the way the victim's punishment had been carried out. Sky's foreign affairs...
  • Thief stuffs turkey down pants

    11/05/2010 7:45:00 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 37 replies
    nypost.com ^ | Nov. 5, 2010 | JAMIE SCHRAM and SERGEY KADINSKY
    This birdbrained bandit took turkey stuffing to a whole new level. A Brooklyn teen was caught on video shoving a 12-pound turkey breast into his baggy sweatpants -- and then waddling out of a Bed-Stuy grocery with an irate butcher hot on his trail, sources said yesterday. "He's got a big turkey in his pants!" Fine Fare Grocery cashier Michelle Benjamin yelled to butcher Sergio Marte, who chased down alleged poultry poacher Deon Williams, 19, outside the Marcus Garvey Boulevard store. "You have something in your pants!" Marte barked at Williams, who squealed back, "I'll give it to you --...
  • Pull 'Em Up! Supporters March To End Saggy Pants Culture (When your panties show, that's a no go)

    10/09/2010 8:52:00 PM PDT · by Libloather · 52 replies
    Digitriad ^ | 10/09/10
    Pull 'Em Up! Supporters March To End Saggy Pants CultureUpdated: 10/9/2010 8:06:54 PM Winston-Salem, NC-- Ken and Gwen Rasheed are hitting teens below the belt. The couple, who lives in Winston-Salem, are revitalizing an effort to get the community to take a zero tolerance stand on saggy pants. The Rasheeds told WFMY News 2, earlier this week, that although a fight for an ordinance failed in 2008, they are taking up the issue again and using a different approach. They now believe that to make change, you have to change the culture. The couple has already started the ground work...
  • An Illegal Search? No, a 'Wardrobe Assist'(Saggy, Baggy Pants Alert

    09/15/2010 1:15:15 AM PDT · by Dallas59 · 2 replies
    Twin Cities.com ^ | 9/15/2010 | Twin Cities.com
    It's not often that a court gets to cite "Pants on the Ground" as a precedent. The Minnesota Court of Appeals apparently could not resist referring to the Internet hit rap song when it ruled Tuesday that a police officer did not make a "search" when she pulled up the baggy pants of a man being investigated in a suspected drug deal in St. Paul. As she was hauling up his sagging pants, the officer found a gun. Frank Irving Wiggins, now 24, of Minneapolis was convicted of possession of a firearm by an ineligible person and sentenced to five...
  • Man with hot dogs in pants arrested, franks photographed

    08/18/2010 9:03:15 AM PDT · by DFG · 44 replies
    tcpalm.com ^ | 08/17/10 | Will Greenlee
    A man accused of hiding two pounds of hot dogs in his pants before leaving a grocery store sans paying faces a misdemeanor theft charge, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. A loss prevention worker at a Publix at South U.S. 1 and Prima Vista Boulevard last week told investigators she saw a man later identified as Allan Polhemus on aisle five "conceal a package of hot dogs in his pants," an affidavit states. The 32 ounce package of Publix jumbo beef franks was valued at $6.99. The wiener packaging describes the dogs as "meaty & delicious" and as...
  • City plans saggy pants ban ordinance

    05/20/2010 3:29:56 PM PDT · by JoeProBono · 39 replies · 995+ views
    upi ^ | May 20, 2010
    HORN LAKE, Tenn.- Officials in a Tennessee town said they are working on a new ordinance to ban locals from wearing their pants low enough to reveal underwear or bare backsides. Horn Lake Mayor Nat Baker and members of the board of aldermen said they have seen recent increases in men wearing their pants in the saggy fashion, leading them to seek a ban in the form of an ordinance, The (Memphis) Commercial Appeal reported Thursday. "There have been ordinances like this upheld across the country, and in talking with the city attorney, I think we can draw up something...
  • Officials target Paris female pants law

    05/04/2010 3:56:05 PM PDT · by JoeProBono · 9 replies · 520+ views
    upi ^ | May 4
    PARIS, - A group of French lawmakers wants to repeal an "obsolete" law banning women from wearing trousers while outdoors in Paris. The 10 members of the French parliament suggesting the "obsolete" law, introduced by the city's police chief in 1799, be "de-legislated" said it is already trumped by 1946 legislation making men and women equal under the French constitution, The (London) Daily Telegraph reported Tuesday. The draft bill follows President Nicolas Sarkozy's suggestion that parliament take time during the second half of the year to repeal laws. The law banning women from wearing trousers was relaxed in 1892 to...
  • NY senator to kids: Pull up your pants

    03/28/2010 2:32:02 PM PDT · by JoeProBono · 26 replies · 1,132+ views
    upi ^ | March. 28, 2010
    NEW YORK, March 28 (UPI) -- A New York politician has taken his message to youngsters to billboards: Pull up your pants. "Stop the Sag!" reads one of six billboards, going up up Monday in state Sen. Eric Adams home borough of Brooklyn. "We are better than this!" says another. Adams spent $2,000 in campaign funds for the billboards, which show male models whose pants are sagging below their underwear, the New York Daily News reported. "This whole sagging pants culture seems to have swept the city and the country," Adams said. "Children will be children. But as adults, we...
  • CA: Cheese in pants may draw life term for Yolo man (3-Striker goin' down for cheese in his pants)

    02/10/2010 8:48:46 AM PST · by NormsRevenge · 34 replies · 615+ views
    SaC bee ^ | 2/10/10 | Hudson Sangree
    A Yolo County man who put cheese down his trousers faces a life sentence when he goes before a judge next month. Jurors convicted Robert Preston Ferguson of two counts of petty theft on Jan. 6. One conviction was for swiping a woman's wallet from a convenience store counter. The other was for stealing $3.99 worth of shredded cheese from the Nugget Market in Woodland. Officers testified that Ferguson put the cheese in his pants and was apprehended in the parking lot. Because of a lengthy criminal history that dates back 35 years, including six first-degree burglary convictions, Yolo prosecutors...
  • Mooning German gets trousers caught in moving train

    10/14/2009 5:06:16 PM PDT · by Free ThinkerNY · 37 replies · 1,576+ views
    scotsman.com ^ | Oct. 14, 2009
    A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks. The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for travelling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said. "It's a miracle he wasn't badly hurt," the spokesman said on Monday. "This sort of thing can end up killing you." Instead, dangling by his...
  • Can your pants size predict your cancer risk?

    10/06/2009 7:22:02 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 21 replies · 1,668+ views
    Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 10/6/09 | Michelle Rizzo
    NEW YORK (Reuters Health) Your pants size might help gauge your risk of developing certain cancers, regardless of how much you actually weigh, Dutch researchers report. A large waist and wide hips signal accumulation of so-called "intra-abdominal fat" -- the particularly harmful deep "hidden" fat that surrounds the abdominal organs and is linked to type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease. "It has been hypothesized that clothing size is related to physique, and it was recently reported that clothing size appears to be a strong surrogate for obesity and intra-abdominal fat," Dr. Laura A. E. Hughes, of...
  • White House Says No New Taxes for Middle Class

    08/03/2009 11:11:15 AM PDT · by meandog · 23 replies · 1,255+ views
    Fox News ^ | 8.3.09
    President Obama is committed to making sure middle class families do not see a tax increase, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Monday, after two top economic officials seemed to leave the door open to such a tax hike. "The president's clear commitment is not to raise taxes on those making less than $250,000 a year," Gibbs said, repeating Obama's pledge from the presidential campaign. That was after Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner suggested Sunday that taxes increases are inevitable. "We will not get this economy back on track, recovery will be not strong and sustained, unless we ... can...
  • Capri pants bare scourge of summer: cankles (Oh, joy. Cankle Awareness Month)

    07/01/2009 8:24:31 PM PDT · by Libloather · 54 replies · 9,093+ views
    MSNBC ^ | 7/01/09 | Jacqueline Stenson
    Capri pants bare scourge of summer: canklesCheeky gym campaign gives us yet another body part to worry about By Jacqueline Stenson updated 9:31 a.m. ET, Wed., July 1, 2009 Still obsessing about how your dimpled thighs, jelly belly or flappy arms look in a swimsuit? Thats so last summer. This year, theres a new body part to fret over: the cankle. Hmmm, you may be wondering, whats a cankle? Golds Gym, which has designated July as Cankle Awareness Month, defines it this way: The word comes from the combination of calf and ankle. It occurs when the calf merges with...
  • Myrtle Beach man arrested with 18-pack of beer in pants

    03/17/2009 1:26:51 PM PDT · by PilotDave · 42 replies · 2,060+ views
    Myrtle Beach Sun News ^ | Monday, Mar. 16, 2009 | Staff
    A Myrtle Beach man was arrested Saturday morning after police said he tried to steal an 18-pack of beer, according to a report. Kevin J. Jackson, 31, is charged with shoplifting and was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail. An employee of the Scotchman on Third Avenue South said he confronted Jackson, who placed an 18-pack of Budweiser in the front of his pants and fled the scene.
  • Sagging Pants Trip Suspect During Getaway

    02/19/2009 3:30:13 AM PST · by Pinkbell · 19 replies · 945+ views
    Click Orlando ^ | February 18, 2009
    PENSACOLA, Fla. -- A Pensacola burglary suspect was literally caught with his pants down while trying to run away, authorities said. An Escambia County sheriff's deputy responded to an alarm at a convenient store early Tuesday morning and reported seeing Robert Pittman, 37, exiting through a smashed-out front door while carrying several packs of cigarettes. Deputies said Pittman tried to flee, but the handfuls of cigarettes prevented him from holding up his pants, which fell down and tripped him before he could make it out of the parking lot.
  • NYC's 8th annual No Pants! Subway Ride draws 1,200

    01/14/2009 2:29:22 PM PST · by Beaten Valve · 4 replies · 706+ views
    NBC News Los Angeles ^ | Jan 15, 2009 | Scott Ross
    No, it wasn't your imagination. Pants were in short supply along four lines of the New York City subway system on Saturday. The No Pants! Subway Ride, organized by Improv Everywhere each January, is a chance for New Yorkers to ride the rails unencumbered by the burden of jeans, slacks or trousers. http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/Undeground-Pants-Down.html
  • Former judge not giving up on $54 mil missing pants case

    01/07/2009 2:55:53 PM PST · by Joiseydude · 39 replies · 957+ views
    legalnewsline.com ^ | TUESDAY, JANUARY 06, 2009 | JOHN O'BRIEN
    WASHINGTON (Legal Newsline) - The man who demanded $54 million because his dry cleaners misplaced his pants is again appealing to the District of Columbia's highest court. Roy Pearson, a former administrative law judge who lost his job during the course of his lawsuit, petitioned the D.C. Court of Appeals for another hearing on his case Tuesday. A three-judge panel of the Court rejected his appeal of a lower court ruling on Dec. 19. Pearson, who wants the entire roster of judges to participate in the rehearing, said the panel did not acknowledge three of the four aspects of his...
  • Man nabbed with frozen shrimp bags down his pants

    10/20/2008 12:35:32 PM PDT · by SmithL · 22 replies · 668+ views
    AP via SFGate ^ | 10/20/8
    Bradenton, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities said a man tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by hiding them down his pants. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office reported that an off-duty detective was shopping at a Sweetbay supermarket Sunday when he noticed what appeared to be a man with groceries stuffed in his pants.
  • Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? (Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers)

    10/12/2008 10:40:30 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 96 replies · 4,484+ views
    NBC11 ^ | October 12, 2008
    A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants. Binh Quang Chau, 33, who has been cited four times for poaching, allegedly took the lobsters from the La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area. Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons said wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants. All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean. Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.
  • Man's 'pants' password is changed

    08/27/2008 8:28:01 PM PDT · by LibWhacker · 9 replies · 250+ views
    BBC ^ | 8/27/08
    A man who chose "Lloyds is pants" as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to "no it's not".Steve Jetley, from Shrewsbury, said he chose the password after falling out with Lloyds TSB over insurance that came free with an account. He said he was then banned from changing it back or to another password of "Barclays is better".
  • N.J. Councilman Starts Crusade Against Saggy Pants (total crackdown)

    07/16/2008 8:36:50 PM PDT · by Libloather · 31 replies · 139+ views
    WCBSTV ^ | 7/15/08 | Christine Sloan
    N.J. Councilman Starts Crusade Against Saggy PantsPaterson Politician Is Sick And Tired Of The Look And If He Has It His Way, Indecency Fines Will Soon Follow Reporting Christine Sloan Jul 15, 2008 8:08 pm US/Eastern PATERSON, N.J. (CBS) ― Instead of "stick 'em up," it will be more like "pull 'em up" now that fashion police in New Jersey have started a crackdown on baggy pants. It's happening in Paterson, where city officials want to put the kibosh on this form of fashion. Bart Johnson says wearing his pants low in a fashion statement, but one councilman is saying...
  • How to look stylish in wide leg pants (Freeper Women)

    05/14/2008 5:45:15 PM PDT · by Mister Ghost · 46 replies · 445+ views
    The Fashion Time Magazine ^ | May 12th, 2008 | The Fashion Time Magazine
    In the summer, slip on chic wide leg pants, which are a key for springs relaxed tailored trend. They cut a sinuous silhouette which is reminiscent of 40s glamour. Wide leg pants can transition from the office to dinner out easily, so pick up a pair and wear them wherever you go. To read more
  • Former Judge Who Lost $54M Pants Suit Sues To Get Job Back

    05/06/2008 10:37:34 AM PDT · by KJC1 · 36 replies · 75+ views
    myfoxdc.com ^ | 05-06-08
    WASHINGTON (AP) -- A former judge who lost a $54 million law suit against a dry cleaners over a missing pair of pants is suing to get his job back and at least $1 million in damages. In the suit filed in federal court, Roy Pearson he was wrongfully dismissed for exposing corruption within the Office of Administrative Hearings, the department where he worked. In court documents, Pearson said he was protected as a whistle-blower and that the city used the fact that he was being "vilified in the media" to cut him out of his job.
  • Kansas Democrats seek ouster of lawmaker for handling of polling data (stuffed down his pants)

    02/17/2008 8:14:06 PM PST · by LdSentinal · 28 replies · 109+ views
    TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) -- A Democratic state senator with a history of butting heads with his party has run afoul of party leaders again, this time over what they said he did with sensitive polling data. Several Democrats have accused Sen. Jim Barone, of Frontenac, of trying to leave a December party retreat with the data stuffed down the back of his pants. A fellow senator has proposed removing him as caucus chairman. "This incident is beyond the pale, in my opinion, because the instructions for everybody were the poll wasn't to leave the room," said Senate Minority Leader Anthony...
  • No Pants Metro Ride Planned for Jan. 12

    01/09/2008 11:47:00 AM PST · by steve-b · 43 replies · 79+ views
    DCist ^ | 1/7/08
    For the last seven years, a renegade group of anti-pants New Yorkers have held an annual No Pants Subway Ride event, which last year attracted over 200 participants. In 2006, it even garnered several arrests. And now a Facebook group has popped up promoting a copycat event here on D.C.'s Metro this Saturday, Jan. 12. The proposed event, scheduled from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. on Saturday, currently has 82 confirmed guests on Facebook and another 140 people who are listed as maybes. The organizers, Elizabeth Ody and Richard Julian, are asking anyone who'd like to ride Metro without pants...
  • Family Of 6 Arrested Over Droopy Jeans

    01/01/2008 6:29:17 PM PST · by stainlessbanner · 24 replies · 510+ views
    local6 ^ | 01-01-2008
    WELLINGTON, Fla. -- Five family members, who got involved in the arrest process of a relative because of his droopy jeans, spent New Year's Eve behind bars, according to police. Deputies said Florida State University student Franz Leger was banned from a mall last summer for wearing saggy jeans. But when Leger returned Monday, police arrested him for trespassing. When the student's family heard what was happening, Leger's father, mother, sister and two cousins got involved. All were handcuffed and taken to jail. Police said they did everything by the book, but the Leger family claims they were treated unfairly....
  • Sagging pants trend stirs debate

    10/22/2007 2:36:26 AM PDT · by Caipirabob · 82 replies · 1,012+ views
    Sun Sentinel ^ | October 22, 2007 | Gregory Lewis
    As cousins Travis and Chuckie Jones stroll off the South Broward High campus on school days, they're "gooned out." Wearing oversized T-shirts and low-riding jeans, they mimic the hard core look that gangsta rappers first popularized in the 1990s. The Jones boys' jean shorts, held up by belts, are hanging around their thighs and sag so low that you can't help but see the gym shorts they wear underneath. "I like saggin'," said Travis, a 15-year-old sophomore. For him, wearing baggy, ill-fitting jeans, is cool and makes a strong statement. It's all about attitude. "It tells everybody to kiss...