Help me out here... (ZOT!!! Sure, pal. Anything for a real patriot.)

[A-Real-Patriot]

By you own admission, the Free Republic hates democrats, non-Christians, gays, the environment, strong women and pacificts to name a few. That's about 80% of your fellow Americans that you oppose. You claim to be defenders of the constitution and yet you support amendments allowing the federal government to tell you who you can marry and what religion you should follow. You claim to believe in free speech and in the next sentence say you will censor anyone that doesn't agree with you. And yet you claim to to be pro FREEDOM? I don't get it.

[conservativeammom]

Rest assured that next week some of this trolling will cease when all the mind numb DEMONcrats will be tuned in to the cattle call they so lovingly call The Democratic National Convention. It will be must see TV for these little varmints.

[Caipirabob]

I just luv a good "Troll-B-que" with a few hundred good FReepers...

[TASMANIANRED]

Is your "one ping....and under the asphalt grind them" an origional? It is great. More than this placenta sucking reprobate deserves.

[Darksheare]

" the Free Republic hates ... strong women.."

Ladies, meet troll "A WANNABE Patriot".
He says that FR hates strong women.
He's been zotted, but I suspect he'll be able to see how many strong women there are here.
Have fun ladies, make him regret openinghis foul troll mouth.

[the Deejay]

"We hate kittens too."

Surely not kittens! I wove wittle kittys.

[Taquito]

I think he meant pacifier....which is what he had in his mouth when he posted that crap.

[King Prout]

yep - crafted in AutoCAD via manual polyline tracing of a nifty font called "American Unical"

it looks exactly like the script they used for LOTR, doesn't it?

see my homepage for more details on this "One Ping" business.

[snippy_about_it]

By you own admission, the Free Republic hates democrats, non-Christians, gays, the environment, strong women and pacificts to name a few.

LOL. "They" believe what they want. I don't think we have any weak women here. It takes a strong men and strong women to put up with the crap coming from the left. That's why we're here and not sheeple. How dare he lump us all together anyway, we are individuals, not followers.

Did I get in before the ZOT?!!

[lowbridge]

By you own admission, the Free Republic hates democrats, non-Christians, gays, the environment, strong women and pacificts to name a few. That's about 80% of your fellow Americans that you oppose. You claim to be defenders of the constitution and yet you support amendments allowing the federal government to tell you who you can marry and what religion you should follow. You claim to believe in free speech and in the next sentence say you will censor anyone that doesn't agree with you. And yet you claim to to be pro FREEDOM? I don't get it.

So where do you get these dumb cliches from? The DNC? Your fellow liberal buddies? And you believed it?

[arjay]

You got it right!

[Darksheare]

You got in before the paving starts.
He's not yet been officially declared 'dead'.
After that, the paving begins.
(The Road Killed Beeber Association, paving the world, one troll at a time.)

[Chode]

hrmn... what title is most appropo?

not sure what's required... how's Chode6

[Tennessee_Bob]

Ok, I lied about the kitties - here are some of mine:

https://home.comcast.net/~rphearn2/

[Darksheare]

Pitch looks like my brother's itty bitty cat named "Rue".
Rue also is nickmnamed "Pooka" since she gives that weird look.
You expect the cat to be muttering some odd incantation with that look...

[the Deejay]

"Ok, I lied about the kitties

Thank you. Awww, the photos of your pets is really nice! The last pet I had was a Maine Coon Cat. Had him for 13 yrs., until he developed a tumor in his stomach. Had to have him put to sleep in 1998. He was the loveliest, and cleanest animal I'd ever had in my life. However, I don't want anymore pets. I'm getting on in years and want to be looked after. LOL

[.38sw]

Thanks for the ping. So, FR hates strong women,eh? I must say, I've never noticed that in my more than three years and thousands of posts on this board. FR tends to dislike wimps and trolls, however.

[2111USMC]

"I have to admit it though - squashing trolls is almost as much fun as stompin' baby chicks."

ROTFLMAO!

[Darksheare]

Welcome.
My first thought upon seeing this guy's thread was that it'd be what he deserved if all of the women on FR just gang crushed him.
That, and he said the environment is 80% of my fellow Americans..
*cough*
Weird notions that one has.

[Tennessee_Bob]

You expect the cat to be muttering some odd incantation with that look...

He's a good cat - was supposed to be mine, but when we brought him home, he adopted my daughter. He'd follow her around like a dog, knock at her door to get in if she went to her room. He'd give her kisses to wake her up in the morning - he never kissed anyone else in the household (back when I was married). He's just a big sweetheart - but he's scared the hell out of me a couple times. I'll wake up in the middle of the night and he'll be sitting on the corner of the bed, just staring. I know he's thinking "Damn - if only I had opposable thumbs, I could pull start the chainsaw."

[aculeus]

Help me out here...

Okay, you're out.

Would you like me to call you a taxi?

Okay, you're a taxi.