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Black XXIX: "Shed Powers!!"
The MudCave | 29 July 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 9th10thamendments; constitution; devolution; devolvepower; statesrights
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To: stand watie; sauropod; Pippin; jla; Diva Betsy Ross; blackie; FreeTheHostages; AuntB

"Black!!"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!

Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)8^D!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
'Gainst Leftist Tyranny!!

Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...

How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)


41 posted on 08/01/2004 8:23:59 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Howlin; bentfeather; Happygal; Libertina; LiberteeBell; ohioWfan; Brad's Gramma

"Muslims!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them people died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures Right does FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD (9/18/2001)


42 posted on 08/01/2004 12:58:02 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: EdZep; Elle Bee; FallGuy; MeekOneGOP; Militiaman7; AppyPappy; Seeking the truth; dirtboy; A+Bert

"White House del Clintonia"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")

On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair,
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
I'm part of the resistance, I I skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!

There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!!
(Aaiigghh!!)
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."

Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent,
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!

So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!"
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"

Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!

Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores...
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"

We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...

FReegards...MUD


43 posted on 08/01/2004 1:11:49 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

!!!!!!!!!!!!!


44 posted on 08/01/2004 1:17:54 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. -T. Jefferson)
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To: Cyber-Band
"What Kerry Left Out (NY Post editorial; Kerry's Vietnam record)"

"America didn't learn of Kerry because of his exploits in Vietnam. He became a recognized figure after his return — when he publicly accused those same American soldiers whom he now claims to champion as "war criminals." Kerry has never disavowed his anti-war activities and accusations. Last spring, on "Meet the Press," he declared that he was "proud" of what he'd done, claiming he and his fellow activists, like Jane Fonda, "saved lives." So why no campaign ads featuring his Senate testimony? If Kerry showed moral leadership and patriotism by exposing the "atrocities" committed by U.S. troops, why not remind us of it?"

'Cuz Hanoi John Kerry is a TRAITOR!!

FReegards...MUD

45 posted on 08/01/2004 1:18:16 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: stand watie; backhoe; ironman; BufordP; Pippin; Marysecretary; M Kehoe; Alamo-Girl; x
"'Cuz Hanoi John Kerry is a TRAITOR!!"

Oh, and Hanoi John Kerry is also a LIAR!!

Kerry SUX...MUD

46 posted on 08/01/2004 1:20:33 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

((((MUDDY)))))!


47 posted on 08/01/2004 1:22:34 PM PDT by Pippin (HOWARD DEAN IS A <B>DORK!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
you said a MOUTHFULL there!

i'm NOT too FONDA HANOI-John.

free dixie,sw

48 posted on 08/01/2004 1:25:19 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. -T. Jefferson)
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To: Pippin

{{{{{Pippin}}}}}...MUD


49 posted on 08/01/2004 1:35:57 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

If I only had a brain!


50 posted on 08/01/2004 2:34:53 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

LOL...that picture of TuhRAYzuh is priceless...MUD


51 posted on 08/01/2004 3:33:22 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Jewel; BearzQuagmire; EdZep; Constitution Day; outerbanks

"Life Uncommon"
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")

Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
It'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to sounds of FReedom!!!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And you shall learn the Right's not Monsters.

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains, until only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who pray for peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Let your words enslave no one and the heavens will hush themselves...
To hear our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...to live!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall Prove that we got Honor!!

FReegards...MUD (9/25/2001)


52 posted on 08/01/2004 3:39:22 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks. :^D

I've got another one of her I just did today. I have a better version with
the caption on the pic but my upload pic is having technical difficulties.

Here is the pic:


"I'll get you my little pretties!"


53 posted on 08/01/2004 3:45:56 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Jeez! Clarify: My Comcast website upload page is having technical difficulties. At least they finally were alerted to it and have posted that their technical folks are working to fix it. (I was wondering if it was me/my computer until they finally fessed up).

54 posted on 08/01/2004 3:49:24 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

LOL...you gotta make her green...I hear Botox gradually turns yer skin color green...MUD


55 posted on 08/01/2004 4:26:34 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
hahahahaha ! I know. I wish I knew more about PhotoDeluxe. I bet there is a
way to do that and make it look right. I just don't know how or I would have
made her green!

56 posted on 08/01/2004 4:39:05 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Comcast finally got their technical problems fixed.



57 posted on 08/01/2004 6:04:02 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP; LonePalm; ForGod'sSake; BraveMan; Landru; scholar; Delphinium
Lone Palm's "Served in Viet Nam"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine")
As sung by the Democrat Chorus

In the town that bakes the bean
Lived a man who would be Prez
And he told us of his days
In the land of Vietnam.
So we railed against the son
Till we found a working scam.
And we dived beneath the truth
Of his votes since Vietnam.

Did we say Kerry served in Vietnam,
Served in Vietnam, served in Vietnam?
Did we say Kerry served in Vietnam,
Served in Vietnam, served in Vietnam?

And the press is all onboard
Many more media whores
And the Dems begin to say

Did we say Kerry served in Vietnam,
Served in Vietnam, served in Vietnam?
Did we say Kerry served in Vietnam,
Served in Vietnam, served in Vietnam?

(Full speed ahead Mr. Edwards, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead it is, Mr. John
Cut the cable, drop the cable
Aye, Sir, aye
Ensign, Ensign)

As we live a life that’s false
Every one of us is just a sham.
We’re so blue that folks have seen
That Iraq’s not Vietnam.

Did we say Kerry served in Vietnam,
Served in Vietnam, served in Vietnam?
Did we say Kerry served in Vietnam,
Served in Vietnam, served in Vietnam?
Did we say Kerry served in Vietnam,
Served in Vietnam, served in Vietnam?

Good stuff, LP...MUD

58 posted on 08/01/2004 6:27:44 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; LonePalm
LOLOL! Yeah, I like it ! :^D

59 posted on 08/01/2004 6:30:09 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Always a pleasure to read your work Mud.

Freegards back at ya!

60 posted on 08/01/2004 6:30:27 PM PDT by Cold Heat (for rent)
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