Post your Girlyman Kerry Photos Here

Self ^ | July 29, 2004 | Oldcorps

[OldCorps]

There are so many recent photos of John F'ing Kerry looking like a girlman that I think it behooves us to collect them all in one location. Please post them here. The recent NASA photos are just the latest. What about the ones were he attends a Red Sox game and throws the first ball like a girl. The video shows his wimpiness much more than any still photograph. How about the euroqueer photos of Mr. Kerry on a $10,000 bicycle? I'm sure there are more photos.

We freepers need to have this threat accessible so that media lurkers and voters can come here and quickly see what a true pansy that is Mr. John F'ing Kerry.

[They'reGone2000]

Empty suit.

[fredhead]

It took lots of makeup to make Fred Gynne to look like Herman Munster. HanoiJohn does it naturally.

[They'reGone2000]

[They'reGone2000]

Some FReepers theorize terminal halitosis.

Man, you've got that right!!!!!

[OldCorps]

[Chode]

[OESY]

Dork Goes Spelunking;
Feels Song Coming On

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two?

The Kerryman
The Kerryman can
The Kerryman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun
And make the strawberry lemon pie?

The Polyp Chorus:
The Kerryman?

The Kerryman
The Kerryman can
The Kerryman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

The Kerryman makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The Kerryman can
The Kerryman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
Cause the Kerryman thinks it should

[Major_Risktaker]

The Story About
John Forbes FrankenKerry
demands a MATE!

REJECTED!!

She Winces...NEVER!

Desperate for a kiss, FrankenKerry lunges out!

______________________

As my Stomach Turns this sad saga moves
into a strange new direction...

______________________

FrankenKerry now feeling lonely approaches
a new, cute prospective Mate.

Yes, FrankenKerry whispers:
That thing on you lip, I what to bit it off Boy.
So I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Surprisingly The-Boy accepts as FrankenKerry
eyes up that thang on his lip.

FINALLY FRANKENKERRY'S
MOMENT OF BLISS HAS ARRIVED!

FrankenKerry keeps his old Bride is in TOW
because she has the DOUGH!

PREVIEW THE MOVIE!!

DEFense CONdition 4 Tonight
See The Happy Couple!

[maggief]

John Kerry (right) in the St. Paul's yearbook, 1962, along with fellow members of the Debate team

[OESY]

"Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah

Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya"

"And that, friends, is my plan for defending America!"

[ar15girl]

He catches like a girl :-p

[finnman69]

[hattend]

You know, if I had a gazillion dollars, I could afford a hair and face makeover.

She looks like a homeless person.

[toomanygrasshoppers]

I don't have a photo, but I just heard a news reporter on the radio describe Kerry today as acting "like a bride who doesn't want to been seen before the wedding" lol Now THAT'S a Girlyman.

[steplock]

Bump for posterior - I mean posterity!

[Dooderbutt]

OMG - what happened to his EYE?!?

[tertiary01]

Priceless!!!

[Toespi]

Everytime I hear or see John Edwards, the first thing that comes to mind is John-Boy Walton.

[Dooderbutt]

Whoa...there's something about George Bush all dirty wearing a cowboy hat lugging around wood (absolutely no pun intended) that gets this girl's blood going...

[backinthefold]

LOL ping

do NOT miss this thread :)