Present, Past, and Future Issues of the Hypo Timez: Hypocracy of the Democratic Party

Self | July 31, 2004 | bwteim

[bwteim]

 

Hypo Timez! 1972 Vol. 1, No. 1	We're Hypocritical - and proud of it. *
Unofficial Organ of the Democratic Party	* Unofficial Slogan of the Democratic Party
Latest Headlines
	Congressman C. Dodd:"End military aid now."
What Vietnam War?	We have been against war since 1776! We were misled into this war!
	"We are more guilty than any other body of violations of those Geneva Conventions" -- John Kerry "Get us out of Vietnam now! Take my medals!" -- JFK
McGovern to be Democratic Front Runner	Only George McGovern feels our pain! -- Walter Mondale.
Hollywood decides to support Dems in '72!	Exlusive: "How my son will get hosed in 2000". -- A. Gore, Sr.

 

Hypo Timez! 1992 Vol. 21, No. 1	We're Hypocritical - and proud of it. * If it feels good, do it. **
Unofficial Organ of the Democratic Party	* Unofficial Slogan of the Democratic Party, ** Our Alternate Slogan
Latest Headlines
	War service record are not important. Character is not important. Heartfelt confessions are!
Viet Nam War Unimportant!	"Military experience has no place in presidential politics". -- George Orwell.
Clinton to be Democratic Choice!	Only Bill Clinton can feel our pain!
Hurray for Hollywood - They back Dems again!	Hollywood moguls: "Only Bill Clinton thinks our stuff is good!" Exlusive: "How the presidency will be stolen from me in 2000". -- A. Gore

 

Hypo Timez! 2004 Vol. 31, No. 1	We're Hypocritical - and proud of it. *
Unofficial Organ of the Democratic Party	* Unofficial Slogan of the Democratic Party
Latest Headlines	Inside this issue...
VietNam War is Really Important!	"My four months in Vietnam, my 3 Purple Hearts, they all shaped me." -- John Kerry.
What Iraqi War?	"We were misled into war. The Iraqi War is not really a war. It does not count!" -- Ben InAffective. "Calendars are unimportant. Four months longer than one year in Fallujah". -- George Orwell. Exclusive: "Prison abuse authorized by thugs from Cheney and Haliburton!"
Kerry to be Democratic Presidential Pick!	"By being a billionnaire, John Kerry can really feel the pain of the middle class!" -- A. Gore. "P.S., be sure to count all votes."
	"Those were not my medals!" - JFK He was there when we needed to support our soldiers in Viet Nam 35 years ago!" -- Jane Fonda at rally.
Son of mill worker to be Veep!	The son of a poor mill administrator - foreman - mill worker employee was selected as veep. "The fact that he has millions enables him to feel the pain of the lower classes!" -- JFK
Hollywood to back Democrats - "It's time for a change!"	"Michael Moore showed us the techniques of quality film making" -- Hollywood film directors. Also, Exlusive: "How the presidency was stolen from me in 2000". -- A. Gore

 

Hypo Timez! 2008 Vol. 37, No. 1	We're Hypocritical - and proud of it. *
Unofficial Organ of the Democratic Party	* Unofficial Slogan of the Democratic Party
Latest Headlines	Inside this issue...
	Inside this issue...
Iraqi War was Important!	"We were supporting the war from the very first day!", said H. Clinton, former NY Senator. "We have stood with President Bush since 9-11."
Michael Moore to be Democratic Presidential Pick!	"Only Michael Moore understands our pain!", says UN Woman Activist of the Year, Mama Teresa Heinz-Kerry, clasping both hands across her breast. Exclusive: "Living on $20 million a year. Life without my yacht". -- JFK.
Lynndie England to be Veep!	"Lynndie is the first real victim of the Iraqi war" -- Michael Moore "She is our choice for Veep" -- Janeane Garofalo, U.N. Ambassador for Women's Rights. Exclusive: "It was all Bush's fault". How 2004 election was stolen from John Kerry and John Edwards.
	Exlusive: "How the presidency was stolen from me in 2000". -- A. Gore
Hollywood Moguls decide to back Democrats this year - "We're backing a winner!"	"Michael Moore: one of the last good guys!" Hollywood Directors Exclusive: Five step program for converting to Islam in your neighborhood. -- Baka Bomb, Senator for Islamic Relations

   

[bwteim]

I don't post too often - twice in three years - but I had a visceral reaction after seeing the hypocracy of many at the Democratic Reconvention Convention who wrapped themselves in the Vietnam Era today in 2004, yet how those same people despised military obligation and duties in the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s.

These are present, past, and future issues of the Hypo(critical) Timez, the Unofficial Organ of the Democratic Party.

[bwteim]

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[Lindykim]

Oh, silly me! I thought Bubbas' was the "official organ" of the DNC.

[bwteim]

LOL. That is why this is the "unofficial" organ!