Posted on 08/04/2004 11:09:55 AM PDT by Temple Owl
Perhaps we could all chip in a couple bucks for a one-way ticket to N. Korea for the writer? He may be more comfortable there.
LOL! That was cute! Will go to whole article now.
Hmmmmm....I think you may have missed the point of the article.
Why do I feel you haven't read much of this article?
You might call this a parody...
WOW! I love this guy! Hi, Temple - read the whole thing - it just kept getting better and better! Thanks for the post!
Pinging a Few! This is really fun to read - come see!
Off The Internet:
A teacher in a small Massachusetts town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans.
Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Massachusetts, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
LOL. I'm laying off the espresso for the rest of the day!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...
Thanks for the ping, Billie. That was too funny.
Europe Will Be Islamic By End Of This Century Says Princeton Prof
LOL! That's great, dutchess!!!
hehe!
Off The Internet:
A teacher in a small Massachusetts town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Massachusetts, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
ping
LOL! Thanks for the ping, Billie. Hey, sweetliberty...here's a doozy. : )
with the caption: LEND ME YOUR EARS
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