Posted on 08/04/2004 11:09:55 AM PDT by Temple Owl
Editorial
Second Thoughts
By: William W. Lawrence
08/03/2004
The Democratic Convention is over. The way I look at, President Bush may just as well start packing. It appears that he does not have a chance to win in November.
The Democrat presidential candidate is on record as saying, I've met foreign leaders who can't go out and say this publicly, but boy they look at you and say, you've got to win this, you've got to beat this guy, we need a new policy . . . things like that.
Well, I decided to find out to whom Sen. Kerry was referring.
I went to Google. Everything was right there.
Sen. John Kerry was right! Nearly all of the prestigious foreign leaders want him to win.
He is favored by Saddam Hussein, Jacque Chirac, Gerhard Schroeder, Jose Luis Rodriquez Zapatero, Former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad, Kim Jong-il, and drum roll please -- just last week, Kerry has gained the support of the largest political party in the world. Communist China has endorsed
He also has the support of General Vo Nguyen Giap, age 92. The North Vietnamese general in charge of the military campaign that finally drove the U.S. out of South Vietnam in 1975 credited a group led by Kerry with helping him achieve victory.
In his 1985 memoir about the war, Giap wrote that if it weren't for organizations like Kerry's Vietnam Veterans Against the War, Hanoi would have surrendered to the U.S.
Things get even bleaker for the Republicans. Some 1,500 Hollywood luminaries and executives are supporting Kerry.
Among them are Whoopi Goldberg, Michael Moore (I heard he is being considered for either Secretary of State or propaganda minister), Kerry's anti-war ally, Hanoi Jane Fonda, Susan Sarandon, Barbra Streisand, Meryl Streep, Al Franken and Chevy Chase.
It gets even worse.
(Excerpt) Read more at countypressonline.com ...
Perhaps we could all chip in a couple bucks for a one-way ticket to N. Korea for the writer? He may be more comfortable there.
LOL! That was cute! Will go to whole article now.
Hmmmmm....I think you may have missed the point of the article.
Why do I feel you haven't read much of this article?
You might call this a parody...
WOW! I love this guy! Hi, Temple - read the whole thing - it just kept getting better and better! Thanks for the post!
Pinging a Few! This is really fun to read - come see!
Off The Internet:
A teacher in a small Massachusetts town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans.
Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Massachusetts, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
LOL. I'm laying off the espresso for the rest of the day!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...
Thanks for the ping, Billie. That was too funny.
Europe Will Be Islamic By End Of This Century Says Princeton Prof
LOL! That's great, dutchess!!!
hehe!
Off The Internet:
A teacher in a small Massachusetts town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Massachusetts, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
ping
LOL! Thanks for the ping, Billie. Hey, sweetliberty...here's a doozy. : )
with the caption: LEND ME YOUR EARS
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