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Hillarious Kerry Slogans
Kerry Sloganator Gallery ^ | 08/06/2004

Posted on 08/06/2004 4:39:38 PM PDT by Brytani

You all have to check these out *****Warning****** some are not rated G!!

Great slogans to use against Kerry!!!!


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: campaign; democrats; demoncrats; hillarious; kerry; posters; slogan

1 posted on 08/06/2004 4:39:39 PM PDT by Brytani
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2 posted on 08/06/2004 4:41:21 PM PDT by Brytani (Stop, hey, what's that sound, it's just John Kerry flip-flopping around!!!)
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To: Brytani

THANKS! My angry commie sister has been bombarding me with anti-Bush stuff all day. Now I will have lots of ammo!


3 posted on 08/06/2004 4:50:03 PM PDT by NEBO
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OMG...I'm ROFLMAO!!!!

Some of these would make really great tag lines.

MKM

4 posted on 08/06/2004 4:55:23 PM PDT by mykdsmom (Kerry/Edwards: When you're as full of sh!t as these guys, you need 2 Johns!)
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I've got tears running down my face!!!! These are GREAT


5 posted on 08/06/2004 4:57:04 PM PDT by Brytani (Stop, hey, what's that sound, it's just John Kerry flip-flopping around!!!)
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To: Brytani

GREAT, THANKS!


6 posted on 08/06/2004 4:57:25 PM PDT by NEBO
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To: Brytani
Many thanks for the link.

Way past time to piss off the local (wish I had a brain) Rat / Lib populace.

Time for some signs on the vehicles.

This will be fun.

LVM

7 posted on 08/06/2004 4:58:45 PM PDT by LasVegasMac (I will cast my vote for King Lurch........I'll change my mind in early November....)
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8 posted on 08/06/2004 4:59:31 PM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Brytani

Are you in PR??? These slogans are absolutely causing me to have belly laughs! Love the "Forehead and 7 botox..." one!


9 posted on 08/06/2004 5:07:24 PM PDT by AReaganGirl (President Reagan gave us back our confidence. Now, let's help Bush to carry on Reagan legacy!)
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10 posted on 08/06/2004 5:19:04 PM PDT by webster
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To: Brytani

These are all pro Kerry...the colors and text reinforce, the extra stuff doesn't register.


11 posted on 08/06/2004 5:22:49 PM PDT by Jim_Curtis
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To: Brytani

Those are funny - but I'm always worried on signs like these. The casual reader would go "oh, that person's for Kerry". Heaven forbid!


12 posted on 08/06/2004 5:24:15 PM PDT by Moonmad27
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"These are all pro Kerry..." WTF????

They're funny 'cause they're true.


13 posted on 08/06/2004 5:24:54 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (I'll put Bush's four years in office against Kerry's four months in Vietnam any time! Bring it on!)
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To: Brytani

Bump - these are great!


14 posted on 08/06/2004 5:25:55 PM PDT by austingirl
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To: Brytani

Excellent!


15 posted on 08/06/2004 5:26:12 PM PDT by knarf (A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
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16 posted on 08/06/2004 5:29:11 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel
These are all pro Kerry..." WTF????

They're funny 'cause they're true.
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colors and names overpower clever additives. Verry/Backwards is good though.
17 posted on 08/06/2004 5:30:49 PM PDT by Jim_Curtis
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To: mollynme

Now THAT'S a good one.


18 posted on 08/06/2004 5:31:41 PM PDT by Jim_Curtis
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To: Brytani

Does anybody know if these can be downloaded and printed out for posters?


19 posted on 08/06/2004 5:34:02 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Paris Hilton - living proof that you do not need to be poor to be White Trash.)
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To: mollynme

Excellent!


20 posted on 08/06/2004 5:35:10 PM PDT by Netizen (Abortion is not a choice -- it's murder. The only 'choice' is which method of birth control to use.)
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Looks like he's lost that loving feeling . . .


21 posted on 08/06/2004 5:41:17 PM PDT by theophilusscribe ("America is too great for small dreams." óRonald Wilson Reagan)
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To: mollynme

How bout: JOHN KERRY ISN'T A GIRLIE MAN--HE JUST VOTES LIKE ONE!


22 posted on 08/06/2004 5:42:04 PM PDT by Callahan
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To: Michael.SF.

It looks like if you register on the site you can then downloan the images.


23 posted on 08/06/2004 5:47:26 PM PDT by Brytani (Stop, hey, what's that sound, it's just John Kerry flip-flopping around!!!)
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To: Jim_Curtis

I was thinking the sayings are perfect for taglines, freeps, signs etc we can use.


24 posted on 08/06/2004 5:48:41 PM PDT by Brytani (Stop, hey, what's that sound, it's just John Kerry flip-flopping around!!!)
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To: Brytani

I'm sorry. I was thinking about how slogans probably register to the masses, I probably overreacted...plus I was talking about bumper stickers in another thread and this sort of thing would be wrong for that.

I'm a bit on edge lately, sorry again.


25 posted on 08/06/2004 6:37:04 PM PDT by Jim_Curtis
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To: Jim_Curtis

I agree with you, if you view these from your car all you see is the Kerry for President.


26 posted on 08/06/2004 6:42:25 PM PDT by jonsie
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"If Saddam Hussein is unwilling to bend to the international community’s already existing order, then he will have invited enforcement even if that enforcement is mostly at the hands of the United States, a right we retain even if the Security Council fails to act."

JF Kerry

27 posted on 08/06/2004 6:45:05 PM PDT by Fzob (Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
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Hey John Kerry....if I wanted a war criminal for President I would vote for SLOBO.

At least he doesn't flip-flop!

28 posted on 08/06/2004 6:52:23 PM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (CPR for hampsters, nothing for the Unborn!)
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To: jonsie

True, but if you had a truly evil mind as I do, you would plaster these over some godless liberal's pro-Kerry bumpersticker. Ideally, they too would not notice it, but many who read it at the next stop light would!

Every obstacle is an opportunity....... ;-)


29 posted on 08/06/2004 7:13:10 PM PDT by SpinyNorman (The (Swiftboat Veterans and Vietnam Veterans for) Truth will set you free!!)
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To: Brytani

My husband came up with a slogan that I like:

"The French Support Kerry. Enough Said."


30 posted on 08/06/2004 7:16:40 PM PDT by luckystarmom
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To: MadelineZapeezda
Hey John Kerry....if I wanted a war criminal for President I would vote for SLOBO.
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I could be wrong but I doubt it...."SLOBO" was the greatest leader against Islamic expansionism in many hundreds of years.

Is the Slobo 60 Minutes interview available on the Internet ( if not, why not?)? I haven't seen it in several years but I have a desire to see it again...Slobo had the same look on his face as I have when dealing with 'rats.
31 posted on 08/06/2004 7:38:27 PM PDT by Jim_Curtis
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Mark Levin mentioned this site on his radio program last night.


33 posted on 08/07/2004 4:35:36 AM PDT by pookie18
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This site needs word of mouth - glad it's getting it.


34 posted on 08/09/2004 10:06:05 AM PDT by Brytani (Stop, hey, what's that sound, it's just John Kerry flip-flopping around!!!)
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