Posted on 08/11/2004 11:23:47 AM PDT by IowaHawk
A must-see for everybody.... National Lampoon destroys MoveOn.org with a 10-megaton cream pie. This has to be the finest work of political satire I have ever seen.
Do NOT miss their Michael Moore film "I Am Not An Asshole" or the "Bush Is Hitler, And Worse" ad.
ALERT --The DOD has Kerry's military records. They're asking permission to release them. (Rush)
(This is how Linda Tripps records were leaked).
Must be why the Kerry campaign has been relunctant to dispute the SBVT.....
Don't mean to high jack this thread, but it sounds like they've collected them all and are waiting for Kerry to cut them loose.
Before, all we got was what Kerry chose to release. Just a few choice pages.
So it's not all Bush's fault. It's Rummie's. LOL
If you didn't want to hijack this thread, then why the hell did you post what you did? That's the hollowest apology I've ever heard!
This is priceless:
Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfeld
Scientists have found Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, genetically culpable for every contrary event and effect in modern history, including morbid obesity, the Philadelphia Phillies' 23 game losing streak in 1959 and Carrot Top.
Studies revealed even more daunting scenarios as the Rumsfeld-effect not only results from direct contact, but that second-hand liaison with the Secretary of Evil can cause severe conservative conjunctivitis. Los Angeles restaurants and bars have recently banned Rumsfeld, and any talk of Rumsfeld, except for restricted outdoor areas.
The only thing of interest in them would be who wrote the recommendations for his medals. Did they have the necessary witnesses? SBVT says there are no witnesses other than Kerry.
Sample Survey of Iraqis Who Would Have Been Murdered, Maimed or Molested if Saddam Remained in Power
2. Given a choice of dying from American fire or having U.S. soldiers leave Iraq, which would you choose?
4. Would you rather have a healthy wisdom tooth removed without anesthetic, something like in Marathon Man, the pirated Iraqi translation copy, or have the uninvited U.S. Jewish and Jesus is their savior heretics withdraw immediately?
Thanks for the link. "effin" hilarious.
Loved the "Gore-Dean School of Interpretive Speech". :)
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(sigh), Ah, Hey there hammerhead, Ah, sKerry was a US Naval Officer. Ah, it therefore stands to reason that the DoD (who by the way is the owner-manager of the US Navy), would have one of their employees records. They have had his records ready for release since he announced his candidacy. That is SOP. That way if the candidate decides to be a decent upstanding individual with nothing to hide, then the records would be readily available.
Now, before some mole-troll jumps out on the "Bush-was-AWOL-records" theme, let be noted that National Guard records are generally STATE level records that are shared with the National Guard Bureau (NGB).
Sorry this is not some phenomenal story.
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