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Dear Friends And Far-Flung Family, What a year of “hope and change” it has been. Just one year ago we had a president whose approval rating was below 50 percent, health care reform was politically unpopular and it looked like the war in Afghanistan would go on forever. Just look how far we’ve come! Sasha and Malia love living in the White House. It’s even better now that they have their new friend in the White House, too. He’s cute, he’s dopey, he’s always making messes for us to clean up, but what can you say? He’s the vice president,...

Including "The First Nobel", "Health Care Bells", and "Obamacare Is Coming To Town".

In a case of David versus Goliath, apparel giant North Face is suing a Missouri teenage college student for trademark infringement. The young entrepreneur is selling gear that parodies the brand, called South Butt. 19-year-old Jimmy Winkelmann started selling a few t-shirts and fleeces in St. Louis pharmacies. Now they're online and he's shipped orders to every state in the country.

It was the night before Christmas and Muhammad was confused. Should Muslims have fun holidays like the Christians and Jews? 8 days of Hanukkah or a fat Jinn in a red suit, Who used reindeers not camels to carry his loot? And what kind of presents would Muhammad think best? Barbies in burkas and suicide vests?

Phil Hendrey talks to hisself and gets folks riled up to call in. He basically makes fools of those who do not know what it is all about. He crosses levels always yet today perhaps one too far. He purported to have a Republican on who promoted TEA PARTY meetings and Used this monicker to do what dems do all the time. This "other" person was equating obamacare to Holocost. It was so extreme wrong. There were folks calling in and buying into this level by discussion. It was "Jews this and Jews that" killed . Cordwood. It was too...

Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and throughout the White House,Not a Kenyan was stirring, not even his spouse.No stockings were hung from the chimney with care,Because greenhouse emissions would heat up the air.The children were each tucked away in their beds,No nightmares of Public School troubling their heads.

Click the music link and sing along! BAD NEWS FOR BARACKTune: "Limbo Rock" Original MIDI Every lib'ral boy and girl All the folks in Limbaugh World Both sides bashing on Barack All find something they can mock Track his numbers, track his polls Track the unemployment rolls All the pollsters on the block Say it's bad news for Barack He'll go lower now He'll go lower now How low can he go First he spread the wealth around Then he bowed down to the ground Spend a trillion, make it three Spend it like it grows on trees Track his...

And The One gave himself a B+, but he deserved an A+ -- for being commie enough to win the Nobel Peace Prize. And lo in his supreme moment of narcissism, his eyes turned up in his head and he reached backwards into his past and he relived the day on the eve of last Christmas, as he was then, before the troubles began, before he was even less popular than Tiger Woods….

Post your favorite Christmas parody. Like The 12 Pains of Christmas!!!It can be any funny Christmas song along with the parody songs..Lets keep it clean as children do read these posts with their parents..

Replay of first hour of the Chris Baker show this morning. Local FM talker. I think he also does an afternoon show broadcast in Texas.. Funny stuff. Song starts @ 30:17 into the clip......Enjoy!

Google Won't Remove Distorted Michelle Obama Image From Search Engine November 24, 2009 A crudely altered photograph of Michelle Obama, which often comes up as the first result on a Google image search of her name, will not be removed from the company's search process despite protests that the depiction is racist and repugnant. "It's offensive to many people, but that alone is not a reason to remove it from our search index," Google spokesman Scott Rubin said. "We have, in general, a bias toward free speech." The image, which depicts the first lady as having monkey-like features, is posted...

A parody of A Christmas Carol... [Obama] “Hey! Who’s there?” [Ghost #1] “Barry, I am the ghost of Presidencies Past.” . [Obama] “You look kinda like Reagan. Go away.” [Ghost] “No, Barry, I have some things to show you.” Nearby, a sleep apnea machine makes Darth Vader noises as it clings to the face of a slumbering Michelle. Barry feels himself leaving his body and taking on a ghostly form. [Ghost] “Don’t be alarmed. You’re going to have a vision.” [Obama] “The only nighttime visions I have are of cute little Brazilian chicas with nice hardware. Knock it off and...

The Senate has stalled action on a $175 million spending bill that would fund tax incentives to encourage cremation, and discourage traditional burial of the deceased.

Two Azerbaijani bloggers were sentenced to jail on Wednesday. Charged with "hooliganism", the pair were arrested shortly after posting a satirical video online which mocked the government's alleged purchase of a dozen - suspiciously priced - 41,000 dollar donkeys from Germany. After already four months of detention, Adnan Hajizade and Emin Milli are now beginning sentences of two years, and two years six months, respectively. They were charged for fighting with a pair of men in a cafe in Baku, something which they immediately reported to the police as an unprovoked attack, but which led to their arrest the same...

When Sarah Palin's big-bucks memoir "Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin" comes out Nov. 17, there'll be another book about her hitting the stores the same day: "Going Rouge: Sarah Palin, an American Nightmare." The "Rouge" book, with a similar name and cover, will be put out by a new company, OR Books, says Publisher's Marketplace, which says it will be composed of "essays assembled by Nation editors Richard Kim and Betsy Reed." Marketplace adds that "it promises 'progressive perspectives on Sarah Palin's political career' by writers including Naomi Klein, Jane Mayer, Katha Pollitt, Jim Hightower, Christopher Hayes,...

Pulling off a double-parody can be a daunting enterprise, but this one makes a laudable (and humorous) effort to spoof both Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” and Obama’s Nobel Peace Rhetoric Prize. The author proclaims that she was inspired by Representative Joe Wilson (R-SC). Video: Obamanizer

Here is video of Rush Limbaugh's parody of children singing to Obama "Battle Hymn of the Rush Limbaugh." (Video)

This weekend "Saturday Night Live" opened with Fred Armisen as President Obama, delivering an address from the Oval Office. Noting up front that he'd failed to secure the 2016 Olympic Games for Chicago, Armisen's Obama said it was just further proof that his detractors' fears are unfounded: How could he transform the country into something resembling the former Soviet Union or Nazi Germany when he's failed to accomplish anything at all? "When you look at my record," he said, "it's very clear what I've done so far, and that is nothing." But are SNL's accusations of Obama being a do-nothing...

See this awesome video song sung by fake Obama to the tune of American Pie, by Don McLean.

Wow, no one saw this coming, apparently President Obama's rejection in Copenhagen had more of an effect then first thought. This explains alot and especially the way he was looking today, one day after getting kicked to the curb on the world stage.

Copenhagen – An International Criminal Court judge has ordered that the International Olympic Committee (IOC) resume counting in the selection process for the host city of the 2016 Summer Olympic Games. Judge Enrique Castro, appointed to the court last year by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and nephew of the Cuban President Raul Castro, ordered a stunned IOC to resume vote counting late Friday. Judge Castro issued an emergency injunction after receiving multiple complaints of voter disenfranchisement by community activist groups Community Organizers International (COI), the Organization of American States (OAS) and Hezbollah. COI chairwoman Valerie Jarrett voiced her organization’s approval...

I don't know if this has already been posted. If it has, I missed it. A very sad, but true (and probably funny) parody of the Obama Administration.

If you’ve been keeping abreast of the latest environmental news than you’ve already heard that plush toilet paper is bad for the planet. No doubt you’ve wanted to do your part. Well, if you’ve got Al Gore’s back he’s got yours because one good environmental movement deserves another. Introducing the Re-Usab-Al!

Said one congressional staffer, “It’s Obama’s legislation, why shouldn’t he be covered as well?”

In this parody, Barack Obama sings about the day his plan for National Health Care died. “The Day ObamaCare Died” was written by Paul Shanklin and performed on the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show. The graphics and animation are by HerBunk Productions. VIDEO: “The Day ObamaCare Died” by Barack Obama

Washington DC - After a series of fits and starts the White House today announced it has come into full compliance the tough new environmental standards set forth by congress this year. President Obama, once known for the brilliant, angelic radiance that accompanied him wherever he campaigned, has converted his beaming glow into a more energy-friendly Compact Flourescent Halo or CFH.

Raleigh, NC - In a ordinary working class neighborhood here in the North Carolina capital local police officer Michael Jenson patrols on foot. It is, he says, the best way to establish a rapport with the children and teens that live along his beat. That rapport is needed to “get ahead” of the kids as they approach the deadly pitfalls awaiting them. “I have to be able to warn them,” says Ofc. Jenson. “I have to let them know. It’s like they’re my own kids.” These days the biggest danger Ofc. Jenson fears is the growing use of Placebos.

Abbotsford, WI - This sleepy midwestern town had been the scene of much fanfare in recent months. Struggling under the burden of a lingering economic recession the population of 2,000 residents were expecting relief from an adminsitration many here had campaigned for as the panacea to the nation’s financial woes. Plucked from obscurity by White House economic policy staffers eager to demonstrate the efficacy of Obama’s stimulus programs, Abbotsford was do to receive its first major installment under the provisions of the American Reinvestment and Recovery Act until a confluence of innocuous events conspired to unleash tragedy.

Geneva, Switzerland - Dr. Hans Furter has been tracking tales of genocide for over 4 decades. From the Pol Pot’s killing fields of Cambodia to Slobodan Milosevic’s campaign of ethnic cleansing in the former Yugolsav Republic, Dr. Furter says he had thought he had seen it all before but now he says evidence is surfacing that may implicate the United States and President Barack Obama in tale of mass killings that, if proven true, would rival the Stalinist purges.

....Last week, in one of the most baldly racist diatribes I have heard on American radio, the biggest figure in the conservative movement, Rush Limbaugh, noticed that there had been a ruckus on a school bus in which a white kid was stomped on by a black kid. The incident, it turned out, was a classic school bus bully story: the white kid was being tormented and the bullies were refusing to let him sit down. There was no racial rhetoric in a bus full of black kids and white kids. But this is what Limbaugh said: “In Obama’s America,...

I am writing this column because some lone voice in the wilderness has to speak the truth to power about how you conservatives are ruining your own lives, this country, and, yes, even the entire planet. If Gaia herself could speak to you, she would give you troglodytes a tongue-lashing — and that’s just for the polar bears alone. You don’t want to get her started on the drilling for oil. Mother Earth does not like having people stick things in her sensitive places, conservatives! Somebody needs to speak up. Because you conservatives certainly never hear the truth on the...

A few days after I watched the Mormons gorging themselves on a giant cheeseburger, Elder Cooper told me that he was being split up from his companion Elder Glover, and being moved to a different area. He was pretty annoyed about it, and told us that he would break protocol by not telling the new missionaries moving in to the area about us, and keeping contact himself. After this, I had no contact with any Mormons for a few weeks before I finally received a call and then a visit from the new missionaries to the area. I had called...

After the last three years of President Obama's graphics and poster art that evokes the style of graphics used in communist propaganda someone in the Old Media has finally discovered the similarity between today's political graphics and communist styled propaganda art. And on top of that another we see another member of the Media calling us all "tea baggers" So which of Obama's posters is the L.A. Times saying is like commie art? Is it the "Hope" poster where Obama stares off into the distance like a communist leader attempting to inspire confidence in the viewer? Is it one of...

Ever since Glenn Beck took to the Fox television airwaves recently to offer a bizarre reading of the art commissioned 70 years ago for New York's Rockefeller Center, I've been puzzled by the graphic design element of his 9-12 Project. The logo (pictured) for his affiliated groups' rally in Washington, D.C., this weekend derives from century-old communist, socialist and other left-wing designs. Those were the motifs he railed against in his Rockefeller rant. For the logo, three raised and clenched red fists are superimposed over the U.S. Capitol. Obviously the bloody fist represents the tea-baggers' themes of unity and resistance....

This is just a great pass-around youtube for friends and opponents a like, a funny youtube musical-comedy set to the theme from Chorus Line. It makes the point, but not in a mean way. Highly recommended.

Van Jones: Involved in STORM, "Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement," a Marxist-Leninist Communist organization. A white-hating black racist, co-founder of "Color of Change." A 9/11 "Truther." Calls Republicans "@ssholes." Obama's "Green Jobs" czar. We ask the musical question: Will Barry throw him under the bus? Click the music links and sing along! STAND BY YOUR VANTune: "Stand By Your Man" Original Sometimes it's hard to be Obama Backin' all the czars at your command You'll have commies PR tsunamis Wipin' out your castles in the sand But if you love him you won't dump him Even though he's...

Bought a lotto ticket. It's lucky. I just know. No doubt I'm a winner Soon rolling in the dough. I'll spend, now, on credit And buy a fancy car, Take a nice vacation, Hang with the movie stars. They announce the winner. Expect my lucky break. Someone else's numbers -- There must be a mistake. I didn't win no lotto, man. I didn't win no lotto, man. Forget all retirement plans. No, I didn't win no lotto, man.

Pittsburgh, PA – In a semi-private hospital room in this working-class town Edward Cherthoff lies in bed surrounded by his family, friends and his pastor. A steel worker most of his life Edward is used to being the strong one for his family but these days, connected to a myriad of machines that do for him what his own body is no longer capable of doing. His breathing is labored as he tries to speak, even when not trying to choke back the tears, as he recounts the trials that have taken their toll on him.

Impress your palate with a delectable feast creatively cooked up by our fine chefs de cuisine in our nation’s capital … because they know what you want, despite what you think you want. Are you ready for some scrumptious tasty treats? We delightfully present the official menu from “The Democrat Diner”, a family-oriented restaurant specializing in an appetizing variety of special interest pork. Today’s favorites include: “HealthCare for Everyone”, “Cap & Trade”, “Stimulus”, “Cash for Clunkers”, “Independent Chips & Democrat Dips”, and everyone’s favorite … “Elephant Stew”. Be sure to joyfully review the mouthwatering descriptions before you pick your succulent...

I did a search and didn't see this YouTube posted. Rush did this parody on his show today and it's up on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9HS8n8Y4qo

Here is audio (above with slideshow) of a new Paul Shanklin parody song lampooning President Obama's Health Care Plan. It's to the tune "Short People," but talks about "Old People" and "Fat People." Rush Limbaugh played it on his radio show earlier this week (see video below, starting at the 2:40 mark) . . . . (Watch Video)

As a world exclusive, this blog alone can tell you what is exactly on Barack Obama's birth certificate, because Barack Obama recorded exactly what was on his birth certificate. I will not go into if it was Kenyan, British Columbian or if it was Hawaiian as that is not the point of this investigation. What is the point is we know from Barack Obama hisself, exactly what his birth certificate looked like. I can tell you that he was so troubled by it, that he his first thought was it caused a fight between Stanley Ann and Barack sr. First...

Grandma Got Her Plug Pulled By Obama a parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy Grandma got her plug pulled by Obama Socialized health care kills for free You can say freedom's in a coma Crazy eugenicists kill with glee. She'd had to wait for a doctor Her condition was touch and go But she'd gotten bad medication And drifted off this world to parts unknown When they checked her the next mornin' All her vitals had gone flat There was proof that she was braindead And eliminatin' old folks was on track Grandma...

I hadn’t watched any of progressive “watchdog” group Media Matters‘ “Two Minutes Hate” series of videos before tonight. At NewsReal we primarily keep an eye on the cable news shows rather than an ear on talk radio. Out of morbid curiosity, I decided to take a look and see what nuggets of “hate” Media Matters had supposedly unearthed. The clip above features excerpts from such conservative talkers as Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Lou Dobbs. I’m never really been a regular listener to talk radio — it’s just not my style — but it was honestly quite shocking. Is that...

A poster depicting Barack Obama as Batman villain The Joker has been called 'mean-spirited and dangerous' by the U.S. President's supporters. The image, which has been adopted by Mr Obama's critics, shows him wearing the white face paint and smudged red lips of the character most recently played by the late actor Heath Ledger. Beneath the picture reads the word 'socialism'. The creator of the image remains unknown, but the website that first published the image crashed yesterday because so many had been attempting to view it. It has since been spotted in Los Angeles and Atlanta after it appeared...

Useless Eaters[being a parody on the song "Short People" by Randy Newman]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA[To be sung by President Barack Hussein Obama, backed by a chorus of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy,etc.] Short people Short people got no reasonShort people got no reasonShort people got no reasonTo live They got little handsLittle eyesThey walk aroundTellin great big liesThey got little nosesAnd tiny little teethThey wear platform shoesOn their nasty little feet Well, I dont want no short peopleDont want no short peopleDont want no short people`round here Short people are just the sameAs you and i(a fool such as I)All men are...

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Harry Potter and the New World DisorderChapter 19 - Hermione Outsmarts the Dragon At Hogwarts, trouble is brewing... Noise indeed. Dementors everywhere, constantly attacking Hermione. One of the Dementors, confused by the accusations, breaks off from the others... And just who is the one sending the Dementors to attack Hermione? None other than the Hungarian Horntail! Back at Hogwarts, things have gotten desperate. Hermione has apparently come to an important decision... Although this means the Dementors will be leaving, some students are afraid. But Ginny Weasley helps explain the situation to them.

(CNN) Celebrity News Network - Now with More Holograms! - August 13, 2038 He was the first black President of the United States, and he also became its last President when in 2019, after his term in office had been extended indefinitely by HR:0666 or “The Hope and Faith in Obama’s Everlasting Presidency Act” (Holo-Link), he was forced to leave office because the government had run out of money to pay for itself. Though he lived a very public life, few could agree on even the basic facts of his life, such as where he was born, who his father...

Former CIA Operative Regrets Waterboarding Suspected Terrorists SPECIAL REPORT He is known among family and friends as Stephen, but after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks he went to work for the CIA as a deep cover operative even going so far as to change his name to “Steve”. He served in the front lines in the Global War on Terrorism in such hotspots as Al Khandahar and Herat. Whenever Special Forces or intelligence agents brought a suspected terrorist to Steve it was his job to break them…FAST. More at link.