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Vanity I am confused Please Help !
08/14/04 | crusty codger

Posted on 08/14/2004 5:35:27 PM PDT by crusty codger

I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing, then the other guy says something else. Who to believe...

Let me see, have I got this straight? _________________________________________________

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia -- good... Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq -- bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia -- good... Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq -- bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia -- good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq -- bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists -- good... Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator -- bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy -- good... Bush bombs terrorist camps -- bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office -- good... Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit -- bad...

Clinton says mass graves in Serbia -- good... Entire world says WMD in Iraq -- bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia -- good... No WMD found Iraq -- bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton -- good... Recession under Bush -- bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden -- good... World Trade Centers fall under Bush -- bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes -- good... Bush says Saddam has nukes -- bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq -- good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq -- bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton -- good... Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan -- bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted -- good... Saddam in custody -- bad...

Ah, it's so confusing!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: doublestandard
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1 posted on 08/14/2004 5:35:28 PM PDT by crusty codger
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To: crusty codger

Well put.


2 posted on 08/14/2004 5:40:54 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
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To: crusty codger

I don't think that you are confused at all, but it sounds like you have the liberal media pegged.


3 posted on 08/14/2004 5:41:02 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Another military family for Bush)
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To: crusty codger

Katie Couric, is that you?


4 posted on 08/14/2004 5:41:38 PM PDT by tsmith130 (Making one's enemies suffer is currently an under-valued activity.)
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To: crusty codger

I think ya got it right...(according to the left(whats left of em)


5 posted on 08/14/2004 5:42:43 PM PDT by woofie ( It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.)
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To: crusty codger

You've laid it out pretty well.

Whoever they want you to vote for...vote otherwise.


6 posted on 08/14/2004 5:42:58 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: crusty codger

Here, sit down and have a nice cup of tea.

You need to go back and go through high school again where they will explain it all to you.

Don't worry about having to remember the names of all the state capitols. Or even having to spell capitol. Just drink your nice hot tea.

It's Ter-ay-zaas favorite kind.


7 posted on 08/14/2004 5:43:13 PM PDT by squarebarb
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To: crusty codger

I think you've figured it out, by Jove!


8 posted on 08/14/2004 5:48:24 PM PDT by x1stcav (Benedict Arnold was a war hero, too.)
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To: crusty codger
Looks like a good campaign ad!
9 posted on 08/14/2004 5:49:51 PM PDT by Use It Or Lose It (Ho, Ho..John K..how many lies did you tell today? Ho, ho..John K..how many lies did you tell today?)
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To: crusty codger

I love it. Bump!


10 posted on 08/14/2004 5:53:55 PM PDT by Horatio Gates
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Democrat Governor finds "his truth" --good
Republicans find out the truth --bad


11 posted on 08/14/2004 5:56:25 PM PDT by KTpig
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To: All

"by gosh I think he's got it"


12 posted on 08/14/2004 6:00:10 PM PDT by evad (You cannot start with a false premise and arrive at a valid conclusion)
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To: crusty codger

Great post.


13 posted on 08/14/2004 6:01:25 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: crusty codger

Take a drink of the kool-aide to help swallow all that.


14 posted on 08/14/2004 6:02:17 PM PDT by bad company ((<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism))
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To: crusty codger
with soooo much badness going on, now you understand why this fellow is saddened...
deeply saddened.


15 posted on 08/14/2004 6:02:34 PM PDT by evad (You cannot start with a false premise and arrive at a valid conclusion)
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All I would add is:


Fat movie maker misrepresents, distorts, and lies about Bush in "documentary" - good

Hundreds of Viet Nam vets sign affidavits and write book telling truth about Kerry's war service - bad


16 posted on 08/14/2004 6:02:49 PM PDT by Maria S ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, 6/28/04)
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To: tsmith130

LOL. I think you've confusing the person recalling the quotes, with the person who made the initial statements.


17 posted on 08/14/2004 6:03:30 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (liberalism destroys brain cells, what little there were of them)
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Dear Confused Crusty Codger

Hope you do not have Chad Ballots! You seem to be the kind that might not be able to punch them out right. There is only one way to vote this November, and that is for the Best Man...President George W. Bush. John Kerry does not even come close to being the Leader that George W. Bush is.

18 posted on 08/14/2004 6:09:20 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776

This is what should be sent to the RNC!!!


19 posted on 08/14/2004 6:12:35 PM PDT by Not a 60s Hippy
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To: tsmith130

LOL!


20 posted on 08/14/2004 6:12:56 PM PDT by crusty codger (I am a Republican goon and proud of it !)
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