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Say Something Ketchuppy - Sticker Ideas
8/24/04
| Illuminatas
Posted on 08/24/2004 1:43:52 PM PDT by Illuminatas
Last night while making dinner, my wife and I started cracking each other up with new Heinz Ketchup slogans. You know the cute ones like "Meatloaf Enhancer", or "Hides Grill Marks".
Ours were more like -
"Tastes Great on Waffles", "Better Dead than Red", "Greases the Wheels", "Served in Vietnam", "Not Affiliated with MoveOn.org"
Plus they all fit on Avery labels, not that I would reccomend making a bunch of them and going to your local grocery......
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: activism; heinz; idiotpost; kerry; protest
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Please be kind --- First time poster to FreeRepublic.
To: Illuminatas
Considered a vegetable since 1984!
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:46:19 PM PDT
by
MarkeyD
(<a href="http:\\www.michaelmoore.com>Maggot</a>)
To: Illuminatas
"Served in Vietnam"That's cute.
How about: "No Fry Left Behind"
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:47:11 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
(http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
To: Illuminatas
You have old ketchup. We haven't gotten those in about 2 months. My kids refuse to eat if they don't have Heinz ketchup.
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:47:21 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
( "Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
To: Illuminatas
That's a hoot, my friends and I do that all the time!
I can't remember any of the ones we came up with at the moment however (really helpful)...
To: Illuminatas
Finish a whole bottle and get a Purple Heart!
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:47:30 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Sure wish -I- had one'a them anti-shrew barrels...)
To: Illuminatas
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:47:44 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(This Vietnam Vet is NOT Fonda kerry)
To: Illuminatas
I like it on 'hoagies'
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:48:28 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: Illuminatas
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:49:21 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
(http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
To: Illuminatas
Please be kind --- First time poster to FreeRepublic. The Heinz Corporation has had no affiliation with the Heinz family members for well over a decade. The family does not run the corporation. In fact the corporation has given money to Bush.
Mindless boycotts we have enough of here.
SD
To: Illuminatas
welcome!
WARNING:this product known to cause exaggeration in lab rats.
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:50:05 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the piece)
To: Illuminatas
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:50:41 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
To: SoothingDave
What you say is true, but who said anything about a boycott of Heinz? He was a good Republican from Pennsylvania.
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:51:19 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
(http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
To: Illuminatas
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:51:45 PM PDT
by
Nasty McPhilthy
(Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
To: Illuminatas
"Service Record Enhancer",
"Goes Great With Cambodian Food (We Think)"
"Hides Embarrassing Atrocities"
actually I have collected just about every one of the original bottles with the real slogans.. I have no idea why...
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:52:00 PM PDT
by
Awestruck
(The artist formerly known as Goodie D)
To: My2Cents
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:52:07 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(If only hamsters could talk...THEY'D tell you the truth that Upland IS in Pennsylvania!)
To: Illuminatas
57 Variations (and counting...)
Goes great with Whoppers
Official sponsor of Michael Moore
To: My2Cents
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:52:36 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: SoothingDave
I said nothing about a boycott, maybe an opportunity for "guerilla marketing" but not a boycott.
And I loved the stickers that Penn and Teller put in their "Play with your food" book, too. Mmmm, inspiration.
To: SoothingDave
Peace - Illuminatas is just having a laugh here. No mention of a boycott anywhere above.
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posted on
08/24/2004 1:53:56 PM PDT
by
lnbchip
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