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Memo to CBS: Rest In Peace
The Kerry Fairy ^ | 09/10/04 | Becki Snow

Posted on 09/10/2004 8:14:43 AM PDT by dandelion

With wreath of mike wires at it's brow and klieg lights at it's feet, The Old Press stiffens in it's box Arranged all prim and neat.

Twas not progress killed it and placed it on the shelf; But Rather, truth it could not bear - And so, it killed itself.


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bush; campaign; documents; forgeries; forgery; guard; kerry; killian; lies; memo; msm; news; press; rather
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I couldn't help it.
1 posted on 09/10/2004 8:14:44 AM PDT by dandelion
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To: dandelion
Let's try that again, with line breaks:

Memo to CBS: Rest In Peace

With wreath of mike wires at it's brow
and klieg lights at it's feet,
The Old Press stiffens in it's box
Arranged all prim and neat.

Twas not progress killed it
and placed it on the shelf;
But Rather, truth it could not bear -
And so, it killed itself.

2 posted on 09/10/2004 8:17:23 AM PDT by dandelion (http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
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To: dandelion

Now that Rather's career is essentially over, will he do the honorable thing. Hari Kari comes to mind.


3 posted on 09/10/2004 8:18:14 AM PDT by mlbford2 ("sycophantic kerry koolaid sucker" -- S. Hannity)
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I'd RATHER he simply tell the truth. RATHER! Har har har!


4 posted on 09/10/2004 8:23:55 AM PDT by dandelion (http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
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To: dandelion
CBS News has no credibility and they don't even get it.

Dan Rather should resign or be fired !!

CBS news should fire Dan Rather for not being absolutely positively certain of the authenticity of these forged documents. We are in the absolute final leg of a Presidential election and Dan Rather rushed to press to get these dociuments on the air because he thought it would potentially help Kerry and hurt Bush. He is blinded by his partisanship and is not fit to be a journalist.

Dan Rather never even looked into where these papers came from. It was his job to be CERTAIN of their authenticity. It's fitting that Rather's career comes to an end under this cloud of his extremist partisanship. He will always be remembered for this. His legacy will be fitting....a reporter who would lie to America if it supported his Left Wing Ideology.

5 posted on 09/10/2004 8:26:32 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: dandelion

How many other CBS stories intentionally relied on fakes?? How many fake corporate douments?


6 posted on 09/10/2004 8:26:43 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: longtermmemmory

60 minutes tried to sabatoge the Audi 5000 also and g0t caught.,..

http://www.ukar.org/hewitt01.html

"60 Minutes," in one of journalism's most shameful hours, gave air time in November 1986 to a selfstyled expert who drilled a hole in an Audi transmission and pumped in air at high pressure. Viewers didn't see the drill or the pump—just the doctored car blasting off like a rocket


7 posted on 09/10/2004 8:29:18 AM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: dandelion

8 posted on 09/10/2004 8:29:22 AM PDT by presidio9 (Homophobic & Proud!!!)
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To: longtermmemmory

I asked the same question of my family last night - how many times has this happened, unchallenged? How many stories were outright lies, designed to influence the course of history into a left-ward swing?

It is mindboggling...


9 posted on 09/10/2004 8:30:55 AM PDT by dandelion (http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
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To: dandelion
Nice poem...but let's remember a few things here.

1. CBS oft goes by it's other name; "Clinton Broadcasting Service.

2. Clinton is a known, convicted, accomplished liar.

3. So, therefore, is CBS.

4. They employ both empty talking heads (Rather) and very skilled spin artists.

5. The real enjoyment of this whole thing will come when the "spin doctors" at CBS try to spin this amatuerish attempt to smear the President.

Stay tuned!

10 posted on 09/10/2004 8:34:31 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')
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Methinks this event will be Dan Rather's 'jump the shark' event.

Shame on him.

11 posted on 09/10/2004 8:35:18 AM PDT by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (Bill raped, Monica swallowed, Hillary totally sucks.)
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The other networks should be doing their expose's on 60 minutes. The successor's title is up for grabs. If they go afters this, the competition will never have to deal with 60 minutes again.

(how many of those reporters were rejected for the 60 min gig and now they can get revenge.)


12 posted on 09/10/2004 8:36:44 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: dandelion
I couldn't resist. But at least I admit this photo is forged (slightly).

13 posted on 09/10/2004 8:37:28 AM PDT by Outland (Conservatism is like mental floss. It fights liberal decay.)
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To: Outland

May I link from da blog? (I have no server, so I direct link) PLEEEEASE???


14 posted on 09/10/2004 8:41:28 AM PDT by dandelion (http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
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To: dandelion

New 60 Minutes Clock

15 posted on 09/10/2004 8:46:17 AM PDT by Restore (As in: "Restore the Constitution!")
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To: dandelion
Let's try that again, with line breaks:

And once more, with those apostrophes removed:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Memo to CBS: Rest In Peace

With wreath of mike wires at its brow
And klieg lights at its feet,
The Old Press stiffens in its box
Arranged all prim and neat.

Twas not progress killed it
And placed it on the shelf;
But Rather, truth it could not bear -
And so, it killed itself.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Great poem!

16 posted on 09/10/2004 8:46:45 AM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.)
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To: dandelion

I Love it :)


17 posted on 09/10/2004 8:47:38 AM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (Goodnight Chesty, wherever you may be.)
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To: dandelion
A Forgery Exposed:


18 posted on 09/10/2004 8:48:54 AM PDT by GOPcapitalist ("Can Lincoln expect to subjugate a people thus resolved? No!" - Sam Houston, 3/1863)
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To: longtermmemmory
How many other CBS stories intentionally relied on fakes?? How many fake corporate douments?

"You furnish the pictures, I'll provide the war."

Randolph Hearst
(to one of his reporters enroute to Cuba)

Printed in RATHERGATE FONT© 2004

19 posted on 09/10/2004 8:50:35 AM PDT by FreedomFarmer (Less carrot, more STICK!)
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To: dandelion
Link away!
www.internetoutland.com/-/rathernot.jpg
It'll be there for awhile so don't worry about it disappearing. Free for all to swipe.
It's kind of similar to this one...

www.internetoutland.com/images2/kerrynose.jpg
20 posted on 09/10/2004 8:50:42 AM PDT by Outland (Conservatism is like mental floss. It fights liberal decay.)
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