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The Manifesto of Pukin Dog
Special to FreeRepublic ^ | 18 September 2994 | John Armor (Congressman Billybob)

Posted on 09/16/2004 10:42:21 AM PDT by Congressman Billybob

“Whoa,” I hear you cry. “Why should I read anything about a ‘Pukin Dog’?” This is an honorable name, the nickname of a squadron of Navy fighter pilots who flew combat in Vietnam. Now it is the screen name of a man who flew for that unit in Central Europe. He’s currently a pilot for a major American airline.

Both he and his airline will remain anonymous, because he thinks some might take offense at his words. I’ll respect his confidence. Besides, on the Internet it doesn’t matter who you are or what your background is. The only questions are: Do you have your facts straight? And, based on those facts, is your analysis logical?

What is the history of manifestos? The accurate ones represent major and permanent changes in human history. Martin Luther with his 95 Theses nailed on the church door in 1517 changed religions forever. Galileo, with his observations before 1633 that the Earth moved around the Sun, forever changed astronomy and science in general. The Framers of America forever changed history and politics with their manifesto entitled “the Declaration of Independence” in 1776.

Not all manifestos are favorable. The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels in 1848 was ultimately responsible for dozens of failed governments and tens of millions of deaths. And its pernicious effects are declining, but have not yet ended.

My friend Pukin Dog did not write about anything so massive as war and peace. He wrote about the future of communications. Still, what he described is every bit as important as the invention of movable type by Johannes Gutenberg in the 1450s. It has the same consequence, taking communications from the hands of the “priestly” class and delivering them to all citizens without discrimination. Here is part of what the Dog wrote:

“Open Letter to the Main Stream Media:

“We are not amateurs and we are going to kick your butts.

“We have watched you for years try to tell us how to think, what to think, who to vote for and what to believe based solely on your own agenda. In past years, you have come to think of yourselves as the fourth branch of government, the movers and shapers of opinion and the arbiters of truth.

“In case you have not been watching, America is sick and tired of you. We are turning away from you in record numbers. Your audience and readership is declining faster than you can say the word 'bias', and instead of recognizing the trend, you have only become further entrenched and determined to force society to play by your rules.

“Technology has allowed us to ignore you, and in many cases, replace you altogether. I grew up watching Walter Cronkite every night, not yet aware of his agenda, his bias and his overwhelming desire to turn the nation against its leaders unless they agreed with him. I saw him replaced by the most dishonest, agenda-driven anchorman this nation has ever produced. That Dan Rather is one of you should be enough to make you feel dirty....

“You believe yourselves to be solely qualified to pontificate on the day-to-day events going on around the world as if journalism school gives you a special insight into the truth. When I was in college, people went to J-school only if they flunked out of business school and did not want to become teachers.

“Well guess what? The world is on to you.

“Persons with knowledge and experience are not only ignoring you, but replacing you as sources of information. These sources, which don't need anything but their personal experiences and skills when sharing information with the public; persons who have spent more time learning and doing than you ever will, are generally more accurate and informative than you know how to be.

“The Internet and Blogosphere would scare you, if you were smart enough or honest enough to know better.

“People with practical knowledge and experience discussing current and historical events with more ability than you, are sharing more factual and in-depth information, and at a rate which you could never compete. We are relegating many of you to overpaid gossip mongers, while you don't want to acknowledge that we are eating your lunch.

“You take polls, trying to convince us of what people are thinking as you have always done, but now, knowledgeable people are analyzing your methodology, your weighing and sampling and pointing out if your polls are to be believed. You can no longer expect what you say to be taken for gospel, because we are no longer amateurs about information. Someone, somewhere on a little web site is going to smoke you out, report your biases, and make you less believable than you once were. Count on it....

“I'm writing this, because I know you are watching. Just as you watched last week when one of us 'amateurs' beat you at your own game. It happens here all the time. Free Republic is not a group of 'amateurs' or nutcases, as you like to think of us. This board is a slice of America, filled with people from all walks of life, whose cumulative knowledge dwarfs that of you and your 'hired experts'. I was offended to read your reaction to people here and at the Blogs who shared what started here regarding your fraudulent flunky Dan Rather, and his attempt to pass off what was clearly a forged document as legitimate news.

“You attempted to deride us, not take us seriously, dismiss us as partisans (which is apparently only a bad thing if one is conservative) and generally ignore the wealth of information we passed along to the public about one of yours trying to pull the wool over our eyes. We nailed Dan Rather, not you, and you can't stand it....

“It is only going to get worse for you.

“You can no longer tell us anything, and expect to be believed without question. You can no longer mix your agendas into your 'news' and expect to get away with it. We may not catch you every time, but eventually we will, and then many of you are going to have to get real jobs. And when you do, you are going to need more than the ability to mislead, lie, slander and ignore people who don't agree with you. In the future, expect for Blogs like Instapundit and others to be on you like a fly on stink when you attempt to mislead us....

“You want to call Bush AWOL, but you don't want to talk about his hundreds of flying hours in a jet that has killed lesser aviators, you only want to discuss what furthers your agenda, because you know that when Democrats win, YOU are in charge. You don't want to talk about our President's Master's Degree from Harvard while at the same time Al Gore could not hack Divinity school.

“Don't you wish you could regulate us? We know you spend your nights praying to the gods of the Fairness Doctrine, hoping to silence us. Sorry, but we are here, and we are not going anywhere. Too bad we can't say the same for you. It is you who is being silenced as your audience is paying more attention to us, and tuning you OUT. Fox News is in 50 million fewer homes, but they managed to beat you silly during the Republican Convention. How did that happen? US; that's how. Because of us, the Internet, the Blogosphere, Talk Radio and others, the nation no longer see you as the gatekeepers of information....

“You might actually learn something from us merry bands of 'amateur' journalists. You see, we don't have an audience to please. We don't have to sell ad-space, or get face-lifts to keep our jobs. That leaves us free to share information on the subjects we might know a little something about without angering our liberal masters. On Free Republic, you can at times find as many threads angry at Republicans as you can Democrats. We don't have to hire experts, if we don't know something, we can ask a fellow FReeper or use Google, much faster than you can pay someone to tell you what you want to hear.

“On Free Republic alone, there are experts in many fields. We have writers, poets, engineers, aviators, artists, journalists, (they keep that on the down-low), lawyers, historians, teachers, politicians, current and former members of all branches of the military; all who actually know what they are talking about without having a script (or DNC talking points) shoved in their face.

“The choice is yours, MSM. You can join us in working to share information with a hungry audience, or you can be replaced. We don't need Nielson, just a web site and an idea. Instead of insulting the remainder of your dwindling viewers, readers and listeners, why don't you just agree to cut the crap, stop the parroting of the NY Times long enough to do your own work, and finally decide to become REAL journalists again.

“I'm not saying we are journalists; we have jobs and careers beyond 'he-said-she-said'. We do like to share what we know, and we don't even get it right every time. However, the truth is in the numbers. We have them and they are growing, while yours are shrinking more rapidly every day. If you don't change your ways and soon, you are going to become irrelevant before this decade is over. Many of you already are. We only tune in to 'Petah' Jennings to watch him bravely strain to keep his composure whenever he has to report a Democrat election defeat. On a good night Chris Matthews total viewership barely equals the number of viewers on the Oxygen network.

“The trends are in our favor. If you don't wise up, we will kick your agenda-driven *sses.

“I'm Pukin Dog.”

That’s the longest quote I’ve ever used from any source. But you need a good dose of the Dog’s words to feel the power. This sea change in American media and communications began with Post No. 47 by Buckhead at 11:59:43 PM EST on 8 September, 2004, about the next day’s New York Times article on the CBS “Killian Memos.” Buckhead, who also chooses to keep his privacy, raised the question of whether these memos were forgeries, and suggested examining the typefaces.

Here’s the link where that thread took place. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1210662/posts?page=47#47 Within 12 hours, it was solidly established that they were forgeries. Meanwhile Dan Rather had used his “editorial control” to force all of CBS to fall in line and refuse to reexamine these forgeries. That’s why Rather is now finished and CBS is badly damaged.

But more than that is involved here. There has been a shift in power between the Old Media and the New Media. Here’s the link where Dog’s manifesto was published, and discussed. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1213567/posts?q=1&&page=1

Almost everyone who reads my columns is Internet-adept. To you I say, print out just three copies of this article, and HAND it to three people you know who deal in communications but don’t live on the Internet. Those are the folks who most need to read the Manifesto of Pukin Dog. Absent some warning, not too long from now they will get run over like a turtle on the Interstate. It isn’t a pretty prospect.

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About the Author: John Armor is a civil rights attorney who lives in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina. CongressmanBillybob@earthlink.net

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Free Republic; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: North Carolina
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To: Pukin Dog

You're still on the ping list, bud. Death from Above is Color blind.


121 posted on 09/23/2004 6:01:42 PM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Sandy Low Lead, I'm popping smoke. Put it right on me. Do it Sandy. I'd do it for you.")
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To: Pukin Dog
I sense jealousy. When the going gets tough, call me and my Rescue buddies. We'll come and get you.

"That Others May Live."

122 posted on 09/23/2004 6:03:50 PM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Sandy Low Lead, I'm popping smoke. Put it right on me. Do it Sandy. I'd do it for you.")
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To: CholeraJoe
No, I just have an issue with the Air Force and Air Conditioning. Years ago, we had a hassle with some Eagle drivers canceled because one of their group could not get their cabin AC working. Said it would fry their avionics to go up without the AC. It cost me a chance to wax some Eagle ass, but I got some later.
123 posted on 09/23/2004 6:07:14 PM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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To: SW6906
No replies from shareholders. Three of the 50 addresses bounced.

Billybob

124 posted on 09/23/2004 6:13:13 PM PDT by Congressman Billybob (Visit: www.ArmorforCongress.com please.)
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To: Pukin Dog

Certain that you did wax some Eagle Ass. I only flew with Rescue, Special Ops, Bones (B1-B) and tankers. Oh, yeah, and one tour with the Coneheads in the missile silos.


125 posted on 09/23/2004 6:16:26 PM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Sandy Low Lead, I'm popping smoke. Put it right on me. Do it Sandy. I'd do it for you.")
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To: Southack; Congressman Billybob; Pukin Dog; potlatch; devolve; Happy2BMe; MeekOneGOP; onyx

Great reply Southack, to an excellent article CongressmanBillyBob, on the all-time most timely and passionate rant, PukinDog. Sending this out on another round of pings, before donning PJ uniform for the evening.


126 posted on 09/23/2004 7:29:26 PM PDT by ntnychik
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To: ntnychik

127 posted on 09/23/2004 8:27:48 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Congressman Billybob
“The trends are in our favor. If you don't wise up, we will kick your agenda-driven *sses. Truer words were never written.

A copy of this went to the top 50 Class B stockholders of CBS/Viacom. I'll report back if any of them have the brains to respond.

I wouldn't hold my breath.

Kudos to you sir. A wonderful piece.

128 posted on 09/24/2004 6:22:26 AM PDT by 4CJ (Laissez les bon FReeps rouler)
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To: Congressman Billybob; Pukin Dog; backhoe; Howlin; MEG33; Grampa Dave

Bump from the archives.

This one is special!

Rolling into the sixth month now, and the battle continues on multiple fronts.


129 posted on 02/18/2005 11:08:24 AM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach; Congressman Billybob

I miss Pukin Dog.


130 posted on 02/18/2005 11:17:15 AM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: MEG33

Wow, I didn't realize he got banned. Don't remember that event.


131 posted on 02/18/2005 11:20:40 AM PST by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: cspackler

I don't know the reason.


132 posted on 02/18/2005 11:22:01 AM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: Congressman Billybob

Bravo! Just keep it up. :-)


133 posted on 02/18/2005 11:24:19 AM PST by TChris (Most people's capability for inference is severely overestimated)
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To: Southack; Congressman Billybob; Jim Robinson
Makes me proud to be a member!

Thank you Jim Robinson!

134 posted on 02/18/2005 11:33:03 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: All; The Ghost of FReepers Past; Jim Robinson; Howlin; farmfriend; NormsRevenge; Grampa Dave; ...
A Blast from the Past

Other items as compiled by backhoe. Pajamahadeen Rule... rise of the New Media

135 posted on 02/18/2005 11:34:29 AM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

How come Pukin Dog was suspended (I have my ideas why, but I could be wrong)...


136 posted on 02/18/2005 11:36:27 AM PST by cyncooper
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To: Congressman Billybob; Pukin Dog
Bob, Pukin Dog...
Excellent post and a cogent and accurate monolog with a creative addition of some wonderful hyperbole.. Course Ann Coulter has the top spot on creative hyperbole, but an impressive array of mocking nevertheless by Pukin Dog..

The MSM should be glad they are being mocked.. because when the mocking (((STOPS))).. Prison sentences just might be handed out.. unless tar and feathers is their fate as they are run out of town(s).. which would be just for some(MSM and MSP) but others desperately need the prison time to re-think their positions..

137 posted on 02/18/2005 11:37:39 AM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been ok'ed me to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: cspackler; MEG33
Wow, I didn't realize he got banned. Don't remember that event

If I recall .. he requested his account to be deleted

I don't know why he did that ... But he wasn't banned

138 posted on 02/18/2005 11:46:21 AM PST by Mo1 (Question to Liberals .. When did supporting and defending Freedom become a bad thing??)
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To: Mo1

Thanks for the info.


139 posted on 02/18/2005 11:50:15 AM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: Congressman Billybob

Kick some MSM A@@ and take some MSM names!


140 posted on 02/18/2005 11:51:03 AM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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