Posted on 09/16/2004 7:33:13 PM PDT by PDR
NEW YORK, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A New York advertising firm said its research shows Democrats are more likely than Republicans to steal towels from hotels but enjoy sex more than GOPers.
Research compiled by Margeotes Fertitta and Partners indicates that 35 percent of people who admit to heisting linens from hotels are Democrats, compared to only 26 percent who are Republicans, Wireless Flash, an online service, said.
Other differences between that exist between the parties, the research showed, include the fact that Democrats, by 33 percent to 24 percent, say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans -- which may be because, again, according to research, Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other.
Only 19 percent of perennial cheaters are Republicans, the data showed, compared to 38 percent who are Democrats.
Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans
They cheat, they steal, they hate their parents.... bout sums it up
They cheat, they steal, they hate their parents.... bout sums it up
Assuming the stereotype of Dem girly-men & fugly-women is legit, which it certainly seems to be, then the reason they enjoy sex more is obviously because it's much less frequent than for GOPers, and therefore more special and memorable.
Or, Republicans are less likely to incriminate themselves by admitting to stealing towels, and are less likely to lie about their sex lives.
So in other words... Dems are theiving tramps who disrespect their parents. Something tells me that the lamestream media spin on this poll will be "Dems better in bed than GOP."
And they "SAY" that they enjoy sex more than Republicans. You know what? I don't believe them.
In other words....PERPETUAL TEENAGERS.
Employees at this 'advertising firm' should be fired for spending money on such stupid ****.
Democrats just have sex with more things.
On a per species and gender basis, Republicans enjoy sex more.
And if you knew my husband you'd really, really not believe them.
I don't understand the logic of this. And only 24% of Republicans enjoy their sex lives???
"Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans"
Given the obvious authority issues of your typical Democrat, this isn't surprising.
Fifteen! 14 to hold down the victim while Ms Albright "mounts" him(her) whatever!
Well, I’ll have you know that at this very moment my parents are refusing to speak to me because while I was at their house having sex with my secretary I stole every damn one of their towels to take home to my wife. Shows how much THEY know.
...and someone could write a book an title it "Absolute Proof There Is No God" and democrats would be lined up round the block at every bookstore.
It's the nature of the beast. I can't imagine why anyone with an ounce of wisdom would want to be associated with or want to be known to be a democrat.
and again we prove the difference between Pubs and Dem are morals...a conservative bases his politics on his morals...a liberal bases his morals on his politics..end justifies the means thinking and its all about ME!
That's really disgusting.
Perhaps Republicans are simply less likely than Democrats to be sexually exhibitionist posers who proclaim their amazing sex lives to all in order to distract attention away from the fact that their sex-filled lives are lacking in real love.
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