Posted on 09/16/2004 7:33:13 PM PDT by PDR
NEW YORK, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A New York advertising firm said its research shows Democrats are more likely than Republicans to steal towels from hotels but enjoy sex more than GOPers.
Research compiled by Margeotes Fertitta and Partners indicates that 35 percent of people who admit to heisting linens from hotels are Democrats, compared to only 26 percent who are Republicans, Wireless Flash, an online service, said.
Other differences between that exist between the parties, the research showed, include the fact that Democrats, by 33 percent to 24 percent, say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans -- which may be because, again, according to research, Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other.
Only 19 percent of perennial cheaters are Republicans, the data showed, compared to 38 percent who are Democrats.
Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans
that sounds pretty accurate considering the clinton administration made off with 400,000 dollars worth of white house stuff.
wonder if they took towels
I suspect that republicans enjoy sex as much as democrats, but they are less likely to divulge this to some a**hole calling them up for a phone survey.
Wonder what the percentages are for forging documents?
Quite believable if you have ever spent more than 10 minutes at DU.
"A New York advertising firm said its research shows Democrats are more likely than Republicans to steal towels from hotels but enjoy anal sex more than GOPers."
whats with this childish arguement they always use about repubs being sexually repressed?
HOW could they report ANYTHING on DEMS? They are for the most part pathological liars!
First, what a waste of money.
Second, we already knew the democrats motto is "we lie, we cheat, we steal".
Of course we don't enjoy sex as much as Democrats. Don't they realize how stressful it is to please three fabulous babes at a time, night after night?
Maybe most of those 58% don't speak to their parents because their parents don't want to speak to them!
Good one.
I think the more accurate assumption is that more Dims say that sex is the most important thing in their lives.
That could be it. Democrats' top priorities -- a toss up between beer and sex.
Been there, done that.......in fact, now that I think about it......But I still wouldn't vote for Kerry.
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