The hottie factor: Senator John Kerry (Hahahaha)

The Raw Story ^ | 9-22-004 | Freda Moon

[SteveMcKing]

Be still my heart.....

Prince is riding b!tch, I think.

[Ajnin]

He can't catch a football, can't throw a baseball, and speak fluent French. Sounds like a girly man to me.

[steveo]

Wasn't it about two weeks ago or so some woeman at a rally told him 'I'm so happy to be here you're so hot'?

[ottothedog]

I don't feel qualified to comment on horsehead's "studliness", but I just read this on the Jim Taranto's BOTW:

Reader Tom Linehan offers this personal observation on Kerry's female troubles:

I am a "veteran" grass-roots Republican "activist." In other words I am no spring chicken. In this presidential election I have been taken aback by the animosity many woman express towards Kerry. I think it is a "woman's intuition thing." When I ask, I do not get a reasoned answer. There is something about Kerry that many women find repulsive.

And these are not the political junkies. Many in fact are apolitical. I have to remind many of them to vote. Some would miss the election if I do not stay on them.

[JMcC]

It's Freda Moonbeam, right?

[Arpege92]

Nice package President Bush. No wonder the First Lady is always smiling. ;-}

[Mjaye]

But then I could never figure out women falling over themselves for Clinton. With all due respect for used car salesman, that is what he reminded me of the day I laid eyes on him (the smarmy kind), there was nothing remotely attractive about a womanizing, conniving liar.

The latter attributes outweigh any so-called "charisma and charm" that so many obviously hard-up women still speak of. I've often thought liberals must have a gene that promotes being gullible and shortsighted.

[OH Swing Voter]

Yes, if you are a women who is attracted to a kept men. If I was a rich old biddie looking for a gigolo, I would be very impressed by Kerry. But I do feel sorry for him in a way. I imagine that being married to TeRazor he has to work hard for every penny he makes. He may not have to work hard at his Senate job, but he probably has to earn every penny that wifey doles out to her little french poodle.

[Cicero]

NOthing about Freda Moon at that web site. I was curious what she looks like. Possibly she's the same person as the Freda Moon who is a restaurant reviewer for a minor rag in Chicago:

http://centerstage.net/writers/details.cfm?ID=109

[Indy Pendance]

Herman is hotter than Kerry...

[Arpege92]

sKerry is such a dork....Hillary Clinton has more male qualities than Kerry.

[Dog Gone]

My goodness. A journalistic blow job. I don't know how else to describe it.

[FairOpinion]

It also includes his wife:

[Arpege92]

Laura Bush is a lucky lady!

[suzyq5558]

There must be some great crack in the dimension that freda moon lives in,wowsers.

[Avenger]

I kept waiting for the punchline, thinking this was something from the Onion...

[Samwise]

Herman is hotter than Kerry...

and smarter and he has better taste in wives.

[Indy Pendance]

hahaha! This thread is cracking me up. Just what I needed, thanks all.

[redhead]

"This brainless wench needs to get laid."

Yeah, right...And who's going to volunteer???

[Darkwolf377]

So Barney Frank's writing under a pen name these days.