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KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
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| 9/28/04
Posted on 09/28/2004 7:03:21 AM PDT by areafiftyone
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To: sr4402
LOL that poor woman she looks like she's suffering.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:08:54 AM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: areafiftyone
He's gonna look like Mr. Carlson in the episode of WKRP in Cincinnatti where he ran for Mayor(?) and Les had him painted up like a clown!..........
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:09:35 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you shoot from the hip enough times, eventually you'll shoot yourself in the a$$......)
To: areafiftyone
This is being discussed
here Some of the funniest stuff I have seen on FR since the diarama thread. Here is a sample.
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Kerry sits down at a bar.
Bartender asks him:
"Why the Orange face?"
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I can see the opening exchange at the debate on Thursday as Kerry attempts to diffuse comments about his complexion.
Kerry: I'm tan from the sun
Bush: I'm George from the earth
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Wouldn't his palms be orange too??
Check John Edwards' palms ...
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:10:01 AM PDT
by
Pete
To: areafiftyone
"Someday we'll find it ... the Rainbow Connection ..."
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:10:44 AM PDT
by
asgardshill
(Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
To: TXBSAFH
LOL...they know Kerry's gonna sweat like mad Thursday nite, which means his makeup will run and leave him as wet and pale and icky as he was at the convention. So they're dying his skin so he'll be wet and TANNED and icky...
To: areafiftyone
KERRY's KAMPAIN STAFF
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:11:16 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you shoot from the hip enough times, eventually you'll shoot yourself in the a$$......)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
He really does want to be the world's tallest Oompa-loompa.
LOL!...from your lips
John Kerry: The "Alpha-Loompa"
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:11:24 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: areafiftyone
It could be very funny if he starts running (faux tan) under the lights.
To: areafiftyone
I'd like to see him with his eyes closed, most people who use tan-in-a-can forget to do their eye lids. The tan itself might be fake, but the fact that he could get a tan is true.
To: areafiftyone
Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.
But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began..
THEY JUST CANNOT TELL THE TRUTH!!!! He is the biggest laughing stalk....must have been Teresas idea...hahaha
50
posted on
09/28/2004 7:11:47 AM PDT
by
IndianPrincessOK
(Native American pleading for Truth!)
To: areafiftyone
Time to declare Code Ernie
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:12:14 AM PDT
by
alancarp
(When does it cease to be "Freedom of the Press" and become outright SEDITION?)
To: areafiftyone
Three purple hearts
... and and one orange face.
52
posted on
09/28/2004 7:12:14 AM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: areafiftyone
Everything this guy touchs turns to Shite.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:12:15 AM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
("F" Stands for FLIP-FLOP ...)
To: Huck
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:12:23 AM PDT
by
stainlessbanner
(How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?)
To: Caipirabob
You now officially owe me a keyboard.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:12:25 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
To: areafiftyone
I wonder if they have the same Doctors?
To: finnman69
That's the ID braclet from "the Home".......
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:12:55 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you shoot from the hip enough times, eventually you'll shoot yourself in the a$$......)
To: MEG33
"Calling all make up artists ...gotta have a redo fast!" Trouble is, with all the attention called to this "Sudden Tan", if he tries to fix it, it'll be even MORE obvious that it's fake! Oh the tangled web we weave.......
Just a side note : all this fuss over his appearance ( BoTox, makeup, yellow wrist bands, fake tans ) is a real turnoff to women. We want someone in the oval office ( with the RED BUTTON nearby ) that doesn't feel he has to get made up in the morning before he can start work. This guy is creepy for a multitude of reasons. He's making Howard Dean look sane by contrast.....
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:12:55 AM PDT
by
bioprof
To: areafiftyone
Who is advising him now? Paris Hilton?? What next, fake blond extensions???
To: areafiftyone
I know he has to pander to several special interest groups, but doing this just to get Syracuse University sports fan's votes is a bit extreme.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:13:35 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
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