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Kerry On Orange Alert! Preens With "ManTan" Treatment For Bush Encounter.

Posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT by InfantryMarine

I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"

Note to the Prince of Boston:

Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type.

By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true?

Whatta Putz!

Click here: DRUDGE REPORT 2004®

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc55.htm


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KEYWORDS: kerryredface; pumpkoamericans; redfacedkerry
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I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"

Note to the Prince of Boston:

1 posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:39 AM PDT by InfantryMarine
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2 posted on 09/28/2004 9:20:01 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
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3 posted on 09/28/2004 9:21:48 AM PDT by tapatio (Just an average American)
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To: Leapfrog

Wonder how many more times this'll be posted today...


4 posted on 09/28/2004 9:22:51 AM PDT by TheBigB (Terrorists aren't afraid of "nuance.")
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To: Leapfrog

"My truth is that I am a Pumpko-American. Shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affairs with a Jack O'Lantern, which violates my bonds of matrimony. It was wrong, it was foolish, and I'm still picking seeds out of my teeth."


5 posted on 09/28/2004 9:23:06 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("Ich glaube, du hast in die hosen geschissen!")
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To: TheBigB

It should be posted 100 times, the man is a joke.


6 posted on 09/28/2004 9:23:46 AM PDT by FreedomSurge
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To: InfantryMarine

Totally fake from the inside out.


7 posted on 09/28/2004 9:25:31 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Vietnam veteran against Jean-France Kerry.)
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To: InfantryMarine

Does anyone have a good image, or set of images, of Al Gore during that first debate in 2000? When he had to cake on the heavy makeup to cover a sunburn ... a sunburn he'd gotten in the first place so as to appear tan?


8 posted on 09/28/2004 9:27:53 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
I think he may be on the new Pump-kins diet. You drink pumpkin puree only for the first week, then the second week you eat only pumpkin bread and water, the third week it is just pumpkin seeds.
9 posted on 09/28/2004 9:28:28 AM PDT by Esther Ruth (And because they served the creation instead of the Creator - God gave them over ......)
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To: InfantryMarine

This just shows how completely phony this guy is...he's pathetic.


10 posted on 09/28/2004 9:29:09 AM PDT by SHEENA26
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To: InfantryMarine

"Man-tan" must be what we used to call "Fake-n-Bake".


11 posted on 09/28/2004 9:29:32 AM PDT by Puddleglum (If O'Neill worked for Nixon, who was Kerry working for? Ho Chi Mihn?)
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To: Esther Ruth

The next consultant hired by Kerry won't be Naomi Wolfe, it'll be George Hamilton.


12 posted on 09/28/2004 9:30:04 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
"My truth is that I am a Pumpko-American. Shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affairs with a Jack O'Lantern, which violates my bonds of matrimony. It was wrong, it was foolish, and I'm still picking seeds out of my teeth."

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!

13 posted on 09/28/2004 9:32:55 AM PDT by cardinal4 (John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
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To: InfantryMarine

14 posted on 09/28/2004 9:33:32 AM PDT by crushelits
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To: InfantryMarine

Memo to Kerry -

Americans are not obsessed with John Kennedy nor John Kennedy Jr. Although the orange bronzer look may have been revolutionary in 1960 on a black and white TV, in 2004 it looks cancerous to those buying the tan fakery and hilarious to those that aren't buying it. Frankly, I think the next trend in politics will be the computer geek look. Please, no more ersatz Dean Martins. More unkept hair, pasty skin, v-neck sweaters and glasses.


15 posted on 09/28/2004 9:34:51 AM PDT by orangelobster
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To: InfantryMarine




PIC:

http://starbulletin.com/2001/08/09/features/story1.html#jump

"I'VE BEEN FAKING IT for years; not even my boyfriend knows it," says blonde-haired, blue-eyed Monica Squires, 28, of San Francisco, who is lying on a sky blue towel at Kaimana Beach in a one-piece swimsuit. And a long-sleeve T-shirt, wide-brim straw hat and dark glasses. All that's really uncovered are her legs, feet and hands, and the skin that's showing is the color of dark honey.

Does the legal assistant's professed "all-over tan" come from hours spent at a nude beach? A tanning salon? Dark genes? Wrong on all counts.

Squires' tan is a fake.

"Out of a bottle," she says, grinning.


16 posted on 09/28/2004 9:36:06 AM PDT by InfantryMarine
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To: InfantryMarine

Lurch gets a transfusion!


17 posted on 09/28/2004 9:36:29 AM PDT by Joe Bfstplk (We on the right are in the right.)
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To: InfantryMarine

Im trying out my debate makeup ..dont wanna look like Nixon did after all....


18 posted on 09/28/2004 9:36:52 AM PDT by donnab
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19 posted on 09/28/2004 9:37:11 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: tapatio

"Oompa, Loompa, doopity, doo. I've got a another position on Iraq for you!"


20 posted on 09/28/2004 9:38:20 AM PDT by Trust but Verify (Charter member Broken Glass Republicans (2000))
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