Posted on 09/29/2004 8:28:49 AM PDT by doug from upland
CRYING
MIDI can be found here -- http://webhome.idirect.com/~stardust/midi-selections.html
TaRAYza knew what to do...she said "John, I'll fix you
I have chemicals here...what I must do is clear
So sit down, my Ketchup Boy
I'll help you look great in your debate"
She started peeling Johnny's face...peeling Johnny's face
She said "When I'm done...do not go out in the sun"
And she kept peeling, peeling, peeling, peeling
More Botox would not work...he would look like a jerk
So she kept peeling
Problems would come before too long
Things went horribly wrong
He did not listen to her...he had screwed up for sure
And now he has a new glow
There is real dread...he is the Pumpkinhead
Peeling Johnny's face...peeling Johnny's face
What will they do...because of his orange hue
From his face peeling
She really threw an awful fit...she told him to shove it
They both were losing hope...he was such a dope
He is a big laughingstock
She warned, "When I'm done...stay out of the sun"
Peeling Johnny's face...peeling Johnny's face
What will they do...because of his orange hue
She was peeling, peeling, peeling, peeling
Yeah, peeling, peeling...peeling the Ketchup Boy's face
Very clever (as always!) The serious question is who would vote for a joke like sKerry?
Apparently about 47% will vote for him. That is incredible. An absolute traitor would get 47%.
Martha Stewart pulled a nice insider deal
Even though she didn't need the bucks
Now her broker says he's gonna turn on her
And she is screaming that the weasel really sucks
Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
Martha is another of the Clinton friends
She, of course, thinks she's above the law
She learned all her lessons well from Sinkmaster
The ones that he invented back in Arkansas
Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
A limo liberal who'll use her fame
Oh no…you can't touch her…can't touch her…can't touch her
She didn't do it…she's innocent
The right wing is who to blame
Martha Stewart has no time for questioning
A nice salad she would rather make
She's too busy showing how to trim a rose
Or how to barbecue the world's most perfect steak
Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
A limo liberal who'll use her fame
Oh no…you can't touch her…can't touch her…can't touch her
She didn't do it…she's innocent
The right wing is who to blame
Martha watches as her empire's crumbling
She is looking like a worn out hag
She does not like who is in the White House now
There is no Roger with a pardon in the bag
Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
Ha ha ha ha ha ha…she'd look so chic in stripes
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