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  • 40 Pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio Ex Girlfriends and Flings

    12/22/2013 11:47:15 AM PST · by Pearls Before Swine · 53 replies
    Web -- www.rantstyle ^ | Tom Kazansky
    It's all pics... Hard to pick which one to excerpt.
  • Chris Berman rants at staff(Profanity laced)

    02/01/2008 11:52:29 AM PST · by GQuagmire · 7 replies · 296+ views
    Chris Berman has a meltdown on camera in 2000
  • 52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)

    07/25/2006 6:58:41 AM PDT · by fruitarian108 · 420 replies · 6,084+ views
    Fruitarian Network ^ | 1973 first version | Nonmowing Coalition
    52 REASONS NOT TO MOW 37 WAYS TO HELP TREES Please download with 100% cotton, rice, recycled, or scrap paper Ron Howard, director of A Beautiful Mind and many other films,made his first film at age 8.. an anti mowing film which showed the nature of mowers' attacks on lawns. Art Buchwald: People shouldn't be judged by the length of their grass. In 2003 through now, the world has seen floods, famine, fire, mudslides, hurricanes, tornados and other disasters created by the unprecedented destruction of trees around the world. Trees are nature's weather stabilizers. We need trillions of trees.. new...
  • Hi - I'm new here and like to post random items I receive in email, please don't ZOT me.

    06/10/2006 4:25:12 PM PDT · by concernedcitizenusa · 95 replies · 6,860+ views
    snopes ^ | 6-10-2006 | ConcernedCitizenUSA
    THESE ARE THE SENATORS WHO VOTED TO GIVE SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS TO ILLEGAL ALIENS REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL PARTY, THESE POLITICIANS NEED TO BE DEFEATED IN 2006, 2008 OR 2010, WHENEVER THEY NEXT COME UP FOR OFFICE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW; THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION -- THAT IS, UNLESS THEY DO NOT MIND SHARING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY WITH FOREIGN WORKERS WHO NEVER PAID INTO IT AND AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE BEING LEFT OUT. Grouped by Home State Alabama: Alaska: Stevens (R-AK), Yea Arizona: McCain (R-AZ), Yea Arkansas: Lincoln (D-AR), Yea Pryor (D-AR),...
  • Malvo and the War Debate (ZOT!!! Why not to go off antipsychotic meds without a doctor’s guidance)

    05/29/2006 6:48:25 AM PDT · by DanPride · 80 replies · 4,217+ views
    Me | Today | Dan Pride
    I am curious why none of the media covers the most important aspect of the Malvo shootings. If you look at Newspapers on the dates when the shootings are underway you discover something I find quite interesting. The shootings begin to dominate the news the day before the debate on the Iraq war starts and they catch them the day after the declaration of war??? If you ask most people "do you remember the debate about starting the second Iraq war", they will all answer "yes of course". But if you followup with the question "name one point in the...
  • What is a FReeper? (zot)

    05/30/2006 12:41:24 PM PDT · by Uddercha0s · 183 replies · 7,024+ views
    5/30/06 | Uddercha0s
    I recently received a reply to a post that stated: "This should be beneath a "freeper". Sad." So I asked.. what is it that makes a FReeper? My reply (and I will admit was tasteless) was also questioning. It stirred controversy and was removed? Why Moderators? Can you not tell me? Did it not meet with your "FReeper" mentality? According to all posted guidelines it should be listed but no, you chose to delete it. Yes.. I'm the first one IBTZ, I'm sure you'll nick me for speaking up..
  • CAPTION AL GORE!

    05/25/2006 12:47:02 PM PDT · by petercooper · 149 replies · 3,419+ views
    AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 05-23-06 | AP Via Yahoo News
    US President George W. Bush said he probably would not see the new documentary by former vice president Al Gore, seen here at the 59th edition of the Cannes Film Festival 20 May 2006. Gore's movie "An Inconvenient Truth" focuses on the dangers of global warming.(AFP/File/Francois Guillot)
  • Communism and human nature (Bolshie Mod sez, Arise ye kittens of the earth!)

    04/05/2005 10:50:57 AM PDT · by Sammy sam · 153 replies · 8,234+ views
    Many argue that communism will never be possible because of "human nature". The essence of this false argument is the belief that a communist society would consist of an all-powerful central government that would tell everybody what to do--and would therefore undermine the creative initiative of individuals and the search for happiness. • This argument is based on two false assumptions: (1) It assumes that a communist society will look like the former Soviet Union, or the current China, North Korea, etc (ie: corrupt police states with a feudal-style ruling class) (2) It assumes that people will only work in...
  • why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

    06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT · by jj_fate · 65,596 replies · 239,374+ views
    self
    why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys...
  • DFU SONG: Crying (yes, TaRAYza was peeling, peeling, peeling Kerry's face)

    09/29/2004 8:28:49 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 4 replies · 384+ views
    9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    CRYING MIDI can be found here -- http://webhome.idirect.com/~stardust/midi-selections.html TaRAYza knew what to do...she said "John, I'll fix you I have chemicals here...what I must do is clear So sit down, my Ketchup Boy I'll help you look great in your debate" She started peeling Johnny's face...peeling Johnny's face She said "When I'm done...do not go out in the sun" And she kept peeling, peeling, peeling, peeling More Botox would not work...he would look like a jerk So she kept peeling Problems would come before too long Things went horribly wrong He did not listen to her...he had screwed up for...
  • Caption Senator Cherry

    09/28/2004 2:46:17 PM PDT · by zencycler · 75 replies · 3,372+ views
  • DFU SONG: Devil in Disguise (Kerry now disguised as an orange pumpkin)

    09/28/2004 9:05:18 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 20 replies · 693+ views
    DFU SONGS | 9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    DEVIL IN DISGUISE MIDI found here -- http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi1.html He's orange girly man...he's orange girly man...laugh He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah Because Halloween is coming...John made a move that's bold He used spray that had turned him orange instead of choosing gold He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah He wanted an edge debating...he wanted to stand out "Flipper,...
  • How to start each day with a positive outlook

    09/15/2004 2:05:01 PM PDT · by MD_Willington_1976 · 3 replies · 296+ views
    email | Unknown | Unknown
    How to start each day with a positive outlook : 1. Create a new file on your PC. 2. Name it "John Kerry." 3. Send it to the trash/recycling bin. 4. Empty the trash/recycling bin. 5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?" 6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly 7. Feel better.....