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Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan
ABC News/Note ^
| 9/29/04
Posted on 09/29/2004 1:53:11 PM PDT by Cableguy
"What do those orange shirts remind you of?" Lynne Cheney asks Vice President Cheney in Duluth, MN. "How about John Kerry's sun tan?"
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agentorange; jeanlorange; kerry; oompaloompagate; orange; orangekerry; tan; trafficcone
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:53:12 PM PDT
by
Cableguy
To: Cableguy
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:54:28 PM PDT
by
IPWGOP
(I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
To: Cableguy
Makes him look sorta like a Basset hound.
To: Cableguy
Ridicule is a powerful weapon, and JF Kerry is a target rich environment. LOL!
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:55:05 PM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: Cableguy
I guess this means Kerry's an Alpha Orange Slice Male.
To: MamaLucci
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:56:35 PM PDT
by
bootyist-monk
(<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
To: Cableguy
What a ridiculous looking pumpkin head.
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:56:42 PM PDT
by
GaltMeister
(I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
To: Cableguy; All
#3 on the Amazon Best Seller List: "Brown Like Me" by John Kerry, the moving story of an oligarch who dyed his skin brown to better understand the daily lives of America's idiots, scumbags and common people.
To: MamaLucci
Liberals hate being laughed at....hate it!
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:57:02 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: IPWGOP
ROFLOL! Just in time for holloweenie!
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:57:59 PM PDT
by
hope
To: bootyist-monk
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:58:04 PM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: Cableguy
Just ask him to slide his wedding ring 1/4". If there is no white band on his finger, he did not get a 'sun' tan.
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:59:42 PM PDT
by
Blueflag
(Res ipsa loquitor)
To: Cableguy
Kerry thinks if he was elected (never happen) he gets to have Bush put a crown on Kerry's head and then we get to watch Kerry take his "first walk" down the runway while someone sings "There he is.... Mr. America...."
This Kerry guy is really off-the-scale creepy.
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:59:59 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Only dummies play poker with George W. Bush.)
To: Cableguy
Orange you glad Kerry's such a total doofus?
To: isthisnickcool
This Kerry guy is really off-the-scale creepy. Sooooo true.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:01:12 PM PDT
by
kimmie7
(I've SEEN the "Village" -- and I don't want it raising my children!)
To: Cableguy
Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne share a laugh in Duluth,
after she made a joke about Senator Kerry's tan.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:02:00 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: Cableguy
Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:02:25 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
To: Cableguy
Must have been all that agent orange he was delivering to Cambodia.
To: Cableguy
What kind of crew does FnKerry have anyway!
If he had any talent working for him, their response would have been:
"Senator Kerry suffers from the delayed effect of being exposed to Agent Orange while in Cambodia killing thousands of the enemy and saving hundreds of lives, being a real American Hero!"
To: flying Elvis
Who knew kerry was an Umpa Lumpa??
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:09:51 PM PDT
by
eyrish69
To: Cableguy
Why is this news?
EVERYONE is talking about the presidential candidate with the orange skin.
Thin skinned too. The faux war hero thinks it's all a right wing smear, Carl Cameron reported last night.
Kerry is becoming more and more unhinged. Maybe too much botox?
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:10:37 PM PDT
by
Peach
(The Clinton's pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
To: Yo-Yo
Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.Bwwahahahahaha!!!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:14:56 PM PDT
by
adaven
(John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!)
To: isthisnickcool
BUSH ON HIS DAUGHTERS' FUTURE HUSBANDS: "I just want somebody to go fishing with other than Barney the dog." Hahaha....I love that guy!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:16:52 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
To: Cableguy
Bush visits 'orange' country. (damaged Fla. groves)
Kerry visits orange planet.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:19:11 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: evets
Great to see the Cheneys enjoying a good laugh at the Flipper's expense.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:19:55 PM PDT
by
ride the whirlwind
(And I have faith in the transforming power of freedom. - President Bush to the criminals in the UN)
To: hope
Yep! He looks JUST like an Oompa Loompa from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:26:44 PM PDT
by
SoKatt
To: evets
Mr Pumpkinhead is already lost. He is outta here.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:29:27 PM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Withdraw from the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty and establish property rights)
To: Cableguy
What is that? A spray on tan? Wonder if it will wash off before the debates.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:31:45 PM PDT
by
just me
To: Howlin
BUSH ON HIS DAUGHTERS' FUTURE HUSBANDS: "I just want somebody to go fishing with other than Barney the dog." Mr. President, I'd like to volunteer my services.....
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:31:52 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: Yo-Yo
He's apparently not polling well in Syracuse NY. He should have chosen that libertarian candidate from 2000 who dyed himself blue in order to gain more votes in Gainesville, Florida.
To: GaltMeister
I wonder if this will increase his numbers in Tennessee?
To: Cableguy
He better be careful in Florida or he'll find himself in the back of a fruit hauler on his way to a processing plant. I can see him now, running for his life screaming like a banshee with hundreds of wide eyed migrant fruit pickers chasing the mother of all oranges.
To: Tragically Single
Take your best shot! They seem like real people to me.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:39:43 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
To: IPWGOP
Looks like a case of premature jack o'lantern.
To: Cableguy; All
Suggested new Kerry campaign line: "What Can Brown Do For You?"
To: thchronic
Imus called Kerry a traffic cone this morning after the Edwards interview.LOL! After he loses the election he can get a job with the highway department.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:43:44 PM PDT
by
GaltMeister
(I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
To: ErnBatavia
Liberals hate being laughed at....hate it!You're right, they do.
Which is why one should do it every chance they get.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:44:48 PM PDT
by
BikerTrash
(Enough already with the carnival freak show...bring back COOL!)
To: flying Elvis
I wonder if this will increase his numbers in Tennessee?Yeah, he needs to get down here quidk, it's football season! He would be a lot of fun to have around as a male cheerleader at the Vol's games.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:45:15 PM PDT
by
GaltMeister
(I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
To: Howlin
Methinks the odds of my getting a first date, much less a wedding date, with either of the Bush Twins is about equal to my chances of sprouting wings whilst singing Hungarian opera.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:46:05 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: Cableguy
President should wear a bright orange tie tomorrow night just to mock Kerry
To: eyrish69
An Oompa Loompa! LOL! That's perfect!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:47:46 PM PDT
by
snopercod
("I'm so proud to be a part of this great mass deception" --Frank Zappa)
To: Tragically Single
"Mr. President, I'd like to volunteer my services....."
Right on, brother. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it! The sacrifices we're willing to make for our country... :D
To: GaltMeister
"LOL! After he loses the election he can get a job with the highway department."
[disgusting mental imagery ahead]
He could go to work naked as a crosswalk guard, he's got the color for it...
To: mbennett203
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:57:54 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: BikerTrash
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:58:38 PM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: IPWGOP
HAHA! That's my favorite so far!! :)
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:59:40 PM PDT
by
getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
(libˇerˇal - noun: šA person who is so open-minded that their brains have fallen out)
To: Cableguy
Egad, I can't wait for this debate. I think this "Insta-tan" thing was a bad mistake for Lurch.
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posted on
09/29/2004 3:01:11 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Which Star Trek Capt. would you want for President? Picard or Kirk? In wartime, the choice is easy.)
To: Flashman_at_the_charge
No . . . those were orange agents he was delivering to Cambodia. Hence the special hat.
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posted on
09/29/2004 3:01:53 PM PDT
by
jayef
To: NorseWood
"Aww hell Senator, we're matchin like two oranges on a tree in a grove in that state where you guys tried to screw me out of this office. By the way, yer goin' DOWN road cone."
To: conster-nation
Looks like a case of premature jack o'lantern. Badda BING!
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posted on
09/29/2004 3:02:53 PM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
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