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Kerry Meant...Aliens? (read the last few words of this Kerry quote)
CNN/Powerline ^ | October 4, 2004 | John Kerry

Posted on 10/04/2004 6:45:23 PM PDT by Darkwolf377

"But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere."--John Kerry

(Excerpt) Read more at edition.cnn.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: aliens
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What can I add to that?
1 posted on 10/04/2004 6:45:23 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: Darkwolf377

a picture of the alien attack on DC from Independence Day


2 posted on 10/04/2004 6:48:10 PM PDT by rwilson99 (Fake but accurate.)
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To: Darkwolf377

Kerry's from Ork or Vulcan?


3 posted on 10/04/2004 6:48:47 PM PDT by Paladin2 (SeeBS News - We Decide, We Create, We Report - In that order!)
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To: Darkwolf377
Aha!

No wonder he couldn't say which "foreign" leaders supported him. Here they are:

4 posted on 10/04/2004 6:49:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: Paladin2

Kerry's from dOrk.


5 posted on 10/04/2004 6:49:58 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Darkwolf377

I hope Rush or Hannity catch this.


6 posted on 10/04/2004 6:51:38 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: Darkwolf377

Nearly 1,000,000 Klingons were disenfranchised in the 2000 election.


7 posted on 10/04/2004 6:52:21 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Visualize Smaller Government)
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To: Darkwolf377
So, now we have it... in order to defend itself, the United States must get authorization not just from our allies... and not just from our enemies (after all, the "globe" would presumably include the country we intend to attack?) but now we have to get permission from the entire UNIVERSE, which I presume would include beings we don't yet know exist, or have any formal lines of communication with...

In other news, John Kerry announces that Art Bell will come out of retirement to be Secretary of State in a Kerry administration...
8 posted on 10/04/2004 6:52:38 PM PDT by The Hollywood Conservative
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To: Darkwolf377

There was a story about "Klingons for Kerry". A bunch of 35+ yr. old adolescents from Portland in full klingon garb complete with ray guns and klingon language were interviewed about a month ago. Maybe sKerry means them.


9 posted on 10/04/2004 6:53:48 PM PDT by infidel29
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To: Darkwolf377

I heard it but couldn't believe I heard it!!!!


10 posted on 10/04/2004 6:53:50 PM PDT by OldFriend (It's the soldier, not the reporter who has given US freedom of the press)
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To: Darkwolf377

Add a whack from a blog - man, this is a really good quote. I mean, we're entering National Enquirer territory on this one...


11 posted on 10/04/2004 6:53:52 PM PDT by dandelion (http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
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To: Darkwolf377

It's there. It really is. He actually said this.


12 posted on 10/04/2004 6:54:32 PM PDT by jwalburg (Daschle election gear: http://www.cafepress.com/southdakotapdq)
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To: Darkwolf377

This is better than any Bushism I've seen so far.


13 posted on 10/04/2004 6:54:54 PM PDT by jwalburg (Daschle election gear: http://www.cafepress.com/southdakotapdq)
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To: Darkwolf377
Well, that certainly clears up the confusion I was suffering! Personally, I think it's the subterranean beingshe's referring to...


14 posted on 10/04/2004 6:55:11 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: BenLurkin

Is that picture the hood ornament on their Subaru spaceship?


15 posted on 10/04/2004 6:56:47 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (Remember: the Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.)
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To: Darkwolf377

Namaste. Thank you very much

16 posted on 10/04/2004 6:57:00 PM PDT by dennisw (Gd is against Amelek for all generations.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Be cool, ya'll. He was talking about the Boston Globe.


17 posted on 10/04/2004 6:57:55 PM PDT by billhilly (If you're lurking here from DU (Democrats unglued), I trust this post will make you sick)
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To: Darkwolf377

SHuzbutt!


18 posted on 10/04/2004 6:58:21 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Darkwolf377

Kerry is a Grey Alien. What do you expect?

Don't believe me? Just go back to those Skiing pictures in Idaho at the end of last March. he was spitting image for a Grey Alien in them.

Now we have not just a Global Test, but an Intergalactic Test.


19 posted on 10/04/2004 6:58:40 PM PDT by Hermann the Cherusker
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To: Darkwolf377

Elswhere? What is that supposed to mean.This guy is so full of it his own party should ask him to quit.


20 posted on 10/04/2004 7:00:27 PM PDT by dalebert
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To: ovrtaxt
This sign is posted prominently in the alley behind the DNC:
21 posted on 10/04/2004 7:00:56 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: Darkwolf377

The Kerry Adminisration:

Secretary of Defense: Commander Wharf
CIA Director: James Van Praagh
Vice President: Crossing over with John Edward
National Security Advisor: BatBoy
Secretary Of Agriculture: The Crop Circle Guys
Secretary of the Interior: An Ewok


22 posted on 10/04/2004 7:00:59 PM PDT by The Hollywood Conservative
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To: Darkwolf377

United Federation of Planets, perhaps?


23 posted on 10/04/2004 7:01:36 PM PDT by Jim Hill
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To: billhilly
Don't be so sure:
24 posted on 10/04/2004 7:02:37 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: rwilson99

ACK AAAACCCKKK!

Oh look - the sign of the donut!


25 posted on 10/04/2004 7:03:42 PM PDT by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
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To: The Hollywood Conservative
You left off an important space dignitary:
26 posted on 10/04/2004 7:04:34 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: bootless

27 posted on 10/04/2004 7:12:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: Darkwolf377
John Kerry's friend Mr. Spock out campaining for the Deaniac vote
28 posted on 10/04/2004 7:12:24 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Question Liberal Authority
"Nearly 1,000,000 Klingons were disenfranchised in the 2000 election."

Oh, the non-humanity!

I'm glad everyone else thinks this is as frippin NUTTY as I did when I saw it. What a loon! (Or Lune)

29 posted on 10/04/2004 7:13:06 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: Darkwolf377
Mr. Worf...Future National security advisor?
30 posted on 10/04/2004 7:20:03 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Darkwolf377

"No ruv no roj!"

- ancient Klingon protest


31 posted on 10/04/2004 7:20:39 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Visualize Smaller Government)
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To: Paladin2
Kerry's from Ork or Vulcan?

Neither. He's more like a Ferengi, like the Barkeep on Star Trek Deep Space nine, without the endearing features of course.

32 posted on 10/04/2004 7:24:15 PM PDT by El Gato (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
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To: Darkwolf377
"What can I add to that?"

Absolutely nothing. . .

And the media will report 'nada' also re Kerry's turn of mind.

They will just go on; telling us how Bush strangles the English language and how his IQ gets in the way of serious discourse.

Kerry stumbles backwards. . .and often.

33 posted on 10/04/2004 7:25:45 PM PDT by cricket (Don't lose your head. . vote Republican. . .)
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To: Darkwolf377

Ping!


34 posted on 10/04/2004 7:26:59 PM PDT by Dec31,1999 (www.protestwarrior.com)
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To: The Hollywood Conservative
Secretary of Defense: Commander Wharf

No, he wouldn't pick Wharf. Wharf is on honorable warrior, as are most, but not all, Klingons. Wharf would actually make a great SecDef. Kerry would pick someone like Q perhaps. OTOH, he is sort of like Q, at least in his total arrogance.

35 posted on 10/04/2004 7:27:46 PM PDT by El Gato (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
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To: Darkwolf377

Ack, ACK ACK!!!

36 posted on 10/04/2004 7:27:48 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist )
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To: feinswinesuksass
Since I owed you a chuckle... YCMTSU.
37 posted on 10/04/2004 7:28:36 PM PDT by AnnaZ (John Kerry is a social clymer.)
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To: Quix

Ping! (Ignore my previous post, please. I pinged darkwolf to his own thread!- duh!)


38 posted on 10/04/2004 7:29:06 PM PDT by Dec31,1999 (www.protestwarrior.com)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

LOL!!!


39 posted on 10/04/2004 7:30:58 PM PDT by visualops
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To: Darkwolf377
Dork from Ork
40 posted on 10/04/2004 7:31:12 PM PDT by Bassfire (aim low boys they're riding Shetlands!)
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To: Darkwolf377

Great stuff! Heh heh heh
New tagline material!


41 posted on 10/04/2004 7:32:26 PM PDT by adaven ("I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere."--John Kerry)
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To: mowowie

Good grief, PLEASE stop insulting Worf! NO way would Worf be involved with Kerry! Worf is VERY much a shoot-first and to-heck-with-the-questions kinda guy.

MM


42 posted on 10/04/2004 7:34:01 PM PDT by MississippiMan (Americans should not be sacrificed on the altar of political correctness.)
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To: MississippiMan
My appologies. I realize Worf is a man (Klingon) with certain scruples and convictions. Siding with Kerry would be like crossing over to the Romulans or Ferengi.
God forbid if elected I wonder if Kerry would refer to the Prime Directive before considering any preemptive military action? God I need a life!!
43 posted on 10/04/2004 7:43:09 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Darkwolf377

So know we know what Kerry meant that "world leaders" backed him. He was refering to OTHER worlds!


44 posted on 10/04/2004 7:46:48 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Vote Bush 2004-We have solutions, not slogans)
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To: Darkwolf377

Bush's got this all wrapped up no worries!

45 posted on 10/04/2004 7:51:13 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (Want to know why I don't vote Democrat?" http://www.museumofleftwinglunacy.com)
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"So know we know what Kerry meant that "world leaders" backed him. He was refering to OTHER worlds!"

LOL!!!!

"I actually DID support the Mars mission...as part of our Global Test Outreach Program."

46 posted on 10/04/2004 7:54:16 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Great Picture of Bush passing Kerry's Universal Test. Thanks


47 posted on 10/04/2004 7:56:22 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Vote Bush 2004-We have solutions, not slogans)
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To: Paladin2

"Kerry's from Ork or Vulcan?"

No.

SKERRY IS

A

BF BADRICH

VULCANIZED DORK.


48 posted on 10/04/2004 8:05:20 PM PDT by Quix (PRAYERS 4 PRES, FAMILY, ADVISORS N OUR REPUBLIC IN OCT MAY BE VITALLY CRUCIAL)
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To: Darkwolf377
The Galactic Test
49 posted on 10/04/2004 8:09:42 PM PDT by Steven W.
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To: Darkwolf377
ZOT!!


50 posted on 10/04/2004 8:27:06 PM PDT by redhead (I've gone to look for myself. If I return before I get back, keep me here...)
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