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Kerry Meant...Aliens? (read the last few words of this Kerry quote)
CNN/Powerline ^
| October 4, 2004
| John Kerry
Posted on 10/04/2004 6:45:23 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
"But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere."--John Kerry
(Excerpt) Read more at edition.cnn.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: aliens
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What can I add to that?
To: Darkwolf377
a picture of the alien attack on DC from Independence Day
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:48:10 PM PDT
by
rwilson99
(Fake but accurate.)
To: Darkwolf377
Kerry's from Ork or Vulcan?
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:48:47 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(SeeBS News - We Decide, We Create, We Report - In that order!)
To: Darkwolf377
Aha!
No wonder he couldn't say which "foreign" leaders supported him. Here they are: 
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:49:17 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: Paladin2
To: Darkwolf377
I hope Rush or Hannity catch this.
To: Darkwolf377
Nearly 1,000,000 Klingons were disenfranchised in the 2000 election.
To: Darkwolf377
So, now we have it... in order to defend itself, the United States must get authorization not just from our allies... and not just from our enemies (after all, the "globe" would presumably include the country we intend to attack?) but now we have to get permission from the entire UNIVERSE, which I presume would include beings we don't yet know exist, or have any formal lines of communication with...
In other news, John Kerry announces that Art Bell will come out of retirement to be Secretary of State in a Kerry administration...
To: Darkwolf377
There was a story about "Klingons for Kerry". A bunch of 35+ yr. old adolescents from Portland in full klingon garb complete with ray guns and klingon language were interviewed about a month ago. Maybe sKerry means them.
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:53:48 PM PDT
by
infidel29
To: Darkwolf377
I heard it but couldn't believe I heard it!!!!
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:53:50 PM PDT
by
OldFriend
(It's the soldier, not the reporter who has given US freedom of the press)
To: Darkwolf377
Add a whack from a blog - man, this is a really good quote. I mean, we're entering National Enquirer territory on this one...
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:53:52 PM PDT
by
dandelion
(http://johnkerryquestionfairy.blogspot.com/)
To: Darkwolf377
It's there. It really is. He actually said this.
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:54:32 PM PDT
by
jwalburg
(Daschle election gear: http://www.cafepress.com/southdakotapdq)
To: Darkwolf377
This is better than any Bushism I've seen so far.
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:54:54 PM PDT
by
jwalburg
(Daschle election gear: http://www.cafepress.com/southdakotapdq)
To: Darkwolf377
Well, that certainly clears up the confusion I was suffering! Personally, I think it's the
subterranean beingshe's referring to...
To: BenLurkin
Is that picture the hood ornament on their Subaru spaceship?
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:56:47 PM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(Remember: the Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.)
To: Darkwolf377
Namaste. Thank you very much
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:57:00 PM PDT
by
dennisw
(Gd is against Amelek for all generations.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Be cool, ya'll. He was talking about the Boston Globe.
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:57:55 PM PDT
by
billhilly
(If you're lurking here from DU (Democrats unglued), I trust this post will make you sick)
To: Darkwolf377
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posted on
10/04/2004 6:58:21 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Darkwolf377
Kerry is a Grey Alien. What do you expect?
Don't believe me? Just go back to those Skiing pictures in Idaho at the end of last March. he was spitting image for a Grey Alien in them.
Now we have not just a Global Test, but an Intergalactic Test.
To: Darkwolf377
Elswhere? What is that supposed to mean.This guy is so full of it his own party should ask him to quit.
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:00:27 PM PDT
by
dalebert
To: ovrtaxt
This sign is posted prominently in the alley behind the DNC:
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:00:56 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: Darkwolf377
The Kerry Adminisration:
Secretary of Defense: Commander Wharf
CIA Director: James Van Praagh
Vice President: Crossing over with John Edward
National Security Advisor: BatBoy
Secretary Of Agriculture: The Crop Circle Guys
Secretary of the Interior: An Ewok
To: Darkwolf377
United Federation of Planets, perhaps?
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:01:36 PM PDT
by
Jim Hill
To: billhilly
Don't be so sure:
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:02:37 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: rwilson99
ACK AAAACCCKKK!
Oh look - the sign of the donut!
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:03:42 PM PDT
by
bootless
(Never Forget - And Never Again)
To: The Hollywood Conservative
You left off an important space dignitary:
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:04:34 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: bootless
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:12:23 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: Darkwolf377
John Kerry's friend Mr. Spock out campaining for the Deaniac vote
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:12:24 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Question Liberal Authority
"Nearly 1,000,000 Klingons were disenfranchised in the 2000 election."
Oh, the non-humanity!
I'm glad everyone else thinks this is as frippin NUTTY as I did when I saw it. What a loon! (Or Lune)
To: Darkwolf377
Mr. Worf...Future National security advisor?
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:20:03 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Darkwolf377
"No ruv no roj!"
- ancient Klingon protest
To: Paladin2
Kerry's from Ork or Vulcan? Neither. He's more like a Ferengi, like the Barkeep on Star Trek Deep Space nine, without the endearing features of course.
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:24:15 PM PDT
by
El Gato
(Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
To: Darkwolf377
"What can I add to that?"
Absolutely nothing. . .
And the media will report 'nada' also re Kerry's turn of mind.
They will just go on; telling us how Bush strangles the English language and how his IQ gets in the way of serious discourse.
Kerry stumbles backwards. . .and often.
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:25:45 PM PDT
by
cricket
(Don't lose your head. . vote Republican. . .)
To: Darkwolf377
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:26:59 PM PDT
by
Dec31,1999
(www.protestwarrior.com)
To: The Hollywood Conservative
Secretary of Defense: Commander Wharf No, he wouldn't pick Wharf. Wharf is on honorable warrior, as are most, but not all, Klingons. Wharf would actually make a great SecDef. Kerry would pick someone like Q perhaps. OTOH, he is sort of like Q, at least in his total arrogance.
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:27:46 PM PDT
by
El Gato
(Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.)
To: Darkwolf377
Ack, ACK ACK!!!
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:27:48 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: feinswinesuksass
Since I owed you a chuckle... YCMTSU.
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:28:36 PM PDT
by
AnnaZ
(John Kerry is a social clymer.)
To: Quix
Ping! (Ignore my previous post, please. I pinged darkwolf to his own thread!- duh!)
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:29:06 PM PDT
by
Dec31,1999
(www.protestwarrior.com)
To: Question Liberal Authority
To: Darkwolf377
Dork from Ork
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:31:12 PM PDT
by
Bassfire
(aim low boys they're riding Shetlands!)
To: Darkwolf377
Great stuff! Heh heh heh
New tagline material!
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:32:26 PM PDT
by
adaven
("I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere."--John Kerry)
To: mowowie
Good grief, PLEASE stop insulting Worf! NO way would Worf be involved with Kerry! Worf is VERY much a shoot-first and to-heck-with-the-questions kinda guy.
MM
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:34:01 PM PDT
by
MississippiMan
(Americans should not be sacrificed on the altar of political correctness.)
To: MississippiMan
My appologies. I realize Worf is a man (Klingon) with certain scruples and convictions. Siding with Kerry would be like crossing over to the Romulans or Ferengi.
God forbid if elected I wonder if Kerry would refer to the Prime Directive before considering any preemptive military action? God I need a life!!
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:43:09 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Darkwolf377
So know we know what Kerry meant that "world leaders" backed him. He was refering to OTHER worlds!
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:46:48 PM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Vote Bush 2004-We have solutions, not slogans)
To: Darkwolf377
Bush's got this all wrapped up no worries!
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:51:13 PM PDT
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
(Want to know why I don't vote Democrat?" http://www.museumofleftwinglunacy.com)
To: MNJohnnie
"So know we know what Kerry meant that "world leaders" backed him. He was refering to OTHER worlds!"
LOL!!!!
"I actually DID support the Mars mission...as part of our Global Test Outreach Program."
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Great Picture of Bush passing Kerry's Universal Test. Thanks
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posted on
10/04/2004 7:56:22 PM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Vote Bush 2004-We have solutions, not slogans)
To: Paladin2
"Kerry's from Ork or Vulcan?"
No.
SKERRY IS
A
BF BADRICH
VULCANIZED DORK.
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posted on
10/04/2004 8:05:20 PM PDT
by
Quix
(PRAYERS 4 PRES, FAMILY, ADVISORS N OUR REPUBLIC IN OCT MAY BE VITALLY CRUCIAL)
To: Darkwolf377
The Galactic Test
To: Darkwolf377
ZOT!!
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posted on
10/04/2004 8:27:06 PM PDT
by
redhead
(I've gone to look for myself. If I return before I get back, keep me here...)
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