Liza's Hot Whacks

NY Post ^ | 10.5.2004 | Dareh Gregorian

[NYC GOP Chick]

Not only was Liza Minnelli beating another man while she was married to producer David Gest, she made her husband watch the extramarital assaults, Gest said yesterday.

"I witnessed Mr. [M'hammed] Soumayah being beaten by Ms. Minnelli on many, many occasions," the producer said in a statement.

The Post reported last week that Soumayah, Minnelli's longtime right-hand man, had filed a sealed lawsuit against the "Cabaret" star claiming she'd repeatedly attacked him during booze-fueled rampages.

Gest — who filed a $10 million assault suit against his estranged wife last year — said he feels Soumayah's pain.

"My heart goes out to M'hammed, his wife and two children [to whom Minnelli is a godparent] because I have seen what she is capable of and know how trying a situation like this can be," the allegedly battered bridegroom said.

The statement, issued by Gest's publicity company, said Gest and Sou- mayah weren't the only ones to feel Liza's wrath — the beat went on to at least three others.

It quotes another Minnelli former bodyguard, Imad Handi, as saying Soumayah is "the third bodyguard" the petite purported powerhouse has pummeled.

[NYC GOP Chick]

And who amongst us thought these two would never last?

[Darkwolf377]

Can't we shove these two under a sunlamp for twenty minutes and melt them? Annoying!

[glock rocks]

Sheesh. Couldn't Fox put her in the ring with Tanya Harding already?

[DSBull]

While she is on this binge beating spree, why doesn't someone knock her down..I don't believe in hitting a woman, but if some one feels that she is big enough to repeatedly hit me,especially drunk, she is going to the floor and when she wakes up, I am going to console her for her tragic fall....
These guys are body guards, Jeez, they must be lousy at that...

[Casloy]

filed a sealed lawsuit against the "Cabaret" star claiming she'd repeatedly attacked him during booze-fueled rampages.

First time it happens, shame on Liza. Second time it happens, shame on Soumayah. The next time it happens, he deserved it for being too stupid to stay the hell away from her.

[RichInOC]

...begging the question: Just how big of a screaming fairy do you have to be to let yourself get beat up by Liza Minelli?

[Bonaparte]

I don't know about the bodyguard, but her estranged husband is a known homosexual. Seems her gaydar has a malfunction. Her grandmother was the same.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Ever seen any photos of her hubby???

[NYC GOP Chick]

Don't know about her grandmother, but her mother did the same.

[RichInOC]

Gest? Yep. That's why I asked.

[gr8eman]

Who was her grandmother. Loudmouth Judy was her mother...right?

[NYC GOP Chick]

If you knew that, then you didn't need to ask! Or was it a rhetorical question?

[Artemis Webb]

Does anybody else ever click on a post and then ask themselves, "What drove me to come into this hell hole?".

[Syncro]

she made her husband watch the extramarital assaults

Well at least it was only extramarital assaults, thank goodness she was faithful.

The husband should be grateful she "fooled" around with another man when she wanted to beat someone up...

[RichInOC]

Oh, probably the latter.

[RichInOC]

"What drove me to come into this hell hole?"

Isn't that what David Gest said to himself on the honeymoon?

[blondee123]

Does anybody else ever click on a post and then ask themselves, "What drove me to come into this hell hole?".

LOL, Yes, me right now!

[FeliciaCat]

Gest & the bodyguard are after $$$$...What a joke - Liza beating up a BODYGUARD????? get real.

Looking at the picture of Liza and Gest...what a mess.

[freedumb2003]

MY EEEEYYYEEESSS!!! MY EEEEYYYEEEESS!!

*grabs knitting needles*