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Kerry Edwards Healing Cloth *Humor*
hawaii-politics website ^ | 10/12/2004 | Cap'n TrVth

Posted on 10/12/2004 4:35:54 PM PDT by Capn TrVth

John Cornepone Edwards:

"We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases. When John Kerry is president." -Or me and my Lawyer buds will sue the PANTS of the Doctors that fail to cure these diseases.

(Excerpt) Read more at hawaii-politics.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cures; edwards; kerry; promise; thedeadwillive; thelamewillwalk; thepoorwillgetrich; thewarswillcease
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Please for a love offering of only $10 Dollars get your Healing Cloth, because John Kerry and I can heal all sickness if elected. And you won't ever be broke or hungry, or lonely or depressed! Order YOURS now!
1 posted on 10/12/2004 4:35:54 PM PDT by Capn TrVth
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To: Capn TrVth

He'll never live this down. 25 years from now, people will ask if he was able to lay on hands...


2 posted on 10/12/2004 4:39:39 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Capn TrVth

This is good stuff...

But in all seriousness, as the son of a man who died of Lou Gherig's disease (terminal, no known cause or cure), if I heard Edwards spouting these scurrilous claims, I'd want to punch his lying a$$!!!


3 posted on 10/12/2004 4:39:43 PM PDT by TheDoctorNoh
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To: Capn TrVth

HOW MUCH, HOW MUCH? Will it clear us of the kerry-edwards ticket forever?? Or is it just another bullshi# scam?


4 posted on 10/12/2004 4:40:43 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore for W04)
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To: TheDoctorNoh
(Permission to add one word??)

I'd want to punch his lying SMARMY a$$!!!

5 posted on 10/12/2004 4:42:17 PM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: TheDoctorNoh

And, I've got your back. He's got it coming.


6 posted on 10/12/2004 4:45:06 PM PDT by Wneighbor
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To: mhking; Jim Robinson; MeekOneGOP; Salem; SJackson; ArGee; Brad's Gramma
PING

(Ya gotta see this. It's just too good.)

7 posted on 10/12/2004 4:50:13 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: TheDoctorNoh

I thought long and hard about it -before- I made the image and posted it, (knowing it was somewhat distasteful) -And then I thought about how hollow, rhetorical and crass Edward's statement was, and I figured a parody couldn't be any worse.

The campaign promise season drive me nuts...

Bush is Promising the same stuff he's been delivering and that's good enough for me.

Kerry and Edwards are in full-on PANDER mode.


8 posted on 10/12/2004 4:51:10 PM PDT by Capn TrVth (Yah! A little over the top, but who has more fun? ;>)
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To: Capn TrVth

THE SEVENTH SON

Johnny Rivers for

Johnny Edwards and Johnny Kerry

Everybody talkin' 'bout the seventh son
In the whole wide world there is only one

And I'm the one, I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son

I can tell your future, it will come to pass
I can do things to you make your heart feel glad
Look in the sky, predict the rain
Tell when a woman's got another man

I'm the one, oh I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son

I can talk these words that will sound so sweet
They will even make your little heart skip a beat
Heal the sick, raise the dead
Make the little girls talk outta their heads

I'm the one, oh I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son

------ lead guitar ------

I can talk these words that will sound so sweet
They will even make your little heart skip a beat
Heal the sick, raise the dead
And make the little girls talk outta their heads

I'm the one, oh I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son

I'm the one, hey, hey
I'm the one
Oh, I'm the one, babe
Oooo, I'm the one
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son
I'm the one, I'm the one
The one they call the seventh son



9 posted on 10/12/2004 4:52:16 PM PDT by joesnuffy (America needs a 'Big Dog' on her porch not a easily frightened, whining, Surrender Poodle...)
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To: Capn TrVth

You guys are good. Freepers are great.


10 posted on 10/12/2004 5:02:31 PM PDT by mombrown1
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To: Capn TrVth

Sounds like a candidate for a 308 injection.


11 posted on 10/12/2004 5:04:31 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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Juvenal diabetes?

I've read some of Juvenal's satires...I didn't know he had diabetes.

12 posted on 10/12/2004 5:11:14 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Capn TrVth

Are there instructions enclosed? Does one wrap the sufferer in it or use it as a tablecloth? What about the warranty against misuse, abuse or commercial use?


13 posted on 10/12/2004 5:11:33 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: Capn TrVth

FALSE hope is on the way!!!


14 posted on 10/12/2004 5:18:59 PM PDT by OH Swing Voter
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To: mombrown1; poweqi; Paleo Conservative; RandallFlagg

15 posted on 10/12/2004 5:23:51 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.)
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To: Verginius Rufus

"I've read some of Juvenal's satires...I didn't know he had diabetes."

I'm not sure I know what you mean by "Juvenal" Diabetes ;>


16 posted on 10/12/2004 5:34:22 PM PDT by Capn TrVth (Yah! A little over the top, but who has more fun? ;>)
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To: joesnuffy

That's great !! Used to play that song with the rock-n-roll band I had when I was young. I'm the One, I'm the one .LOL !!


17 posted on 10/12/2004 5:40:46 PM PDT by fuzzycat
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To: Capn TrVth

Could have sworn it read "Juvenal"...does the Healing Cloth also cure poor eyesight?


18 posted on 10/12/2004 5:55:00 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus

I was yankin' yer doodle ;>

I went in and fixed the typo... Thanks!!!


19 posted on 10/12/2004 5:57:07 PM PDT by Capn TrVth (Yah! A little over the top, but who has more fun? ;>)
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To: Capn TrVth

I knew that...it said "Juvenal" before it didn't say "Juvenal."


20 posted on 10/12/2004 6:03:11 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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