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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
DRUDGE ^ | 10/15/2004

Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...


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To: new cruelty

Therayza Heinz Kerry, the new Vitameatavegamin girl.

Move over Lucy


281 posted on 10/15/2004 9:51:58 AM PDT by cowtowney
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To: texasbluebell

BTW, send that to Drudge; he'd probably run with it.


282 posted on 10/15/2004 9:55:10 AM PDT by steveegg (Hiliary Rodham Clinton - Let the Torching of Ketchup/Breck begin)
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To: Conservative Texan Mom

Too many gin-soaked raisins will do that to you.


283 posted on 10/15/2004 9:55:18 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: new cruelty

She forgot to mention the rest of the remedy.

Then you eat the raisins, each one at the bottom of a full glass of vodka, and make sure you have at least one valium or other such enhancer to go along.

Hell after a week of this you can cut your foot off and you'll never know it. Arthritis is just a nusiance with this cure, or is it a reason to take the cure?? Well drink up!

My son saw her speak in Iowa and he said she sounded absolutely plastered. Her words were slurred and she was incoherent some of the time.


284 posted on 10/15/2004 9:55:56 AM PDT by Pylot
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To: ScottFromSpokane

Hahahahahahaha !! BRILLIANT !


285 posted on 10/15/2004 9:56:02 AM PDT by Neenah
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Oh, Wouldn't that add additional frieght costs making the price higher? Or is it just one of the paper things. The rights to the Raisins are bought by Canada, they never leave California, then resold under the Canadian flag?


286 posted on 10/15/2004 9:56:36 AM PDT by xtremepoison61
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To: new cruelty

Ha! I'd drink gin all day too if I had to listen to JFK's "plans" over and over.


287 posted on 10/15/2004 9:56:44 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: Velveeta

"keyword: TANQUERAYTERRRRAZZZA"

LOL!


288 posted on 10/15/2004 9:58:24 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: NetSurfer; new cruelty

Thank you for HEALING ME, Teraaaayyyzaa!

Laughter is the best medicine and you are so darn funny, that I haven't felt this great in YEARS.

I'm healed!

Praise ketchup.


289 posted on 10/15/2004 9:58:56 AM PDT by Velveeta
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To: texasbluebell
hehehe
290 posted on 10/15/2004 10:00:56 AM PDT by NetSurfer (Proud member of the Pajama-Wearing Lunatic Fringe)
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To: texasbluebell

This is one of the funniest threads that I've seen in a long time!


291 posted on 10/15/2004 10:01:08 AM PDT by Velveeta
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To: new cruelty

I won't question whether rasins-and-gin is a viable arthritis treatement.

What puzzles me is the context - WHY would she make such a statement publicly? What stump speech could possibly include that line? What on-mic question could prompt such a reply?


292 posted on 10/15/2004 10:02:22 AM PDT by ctdonath2
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To: new cruelty

I see a new Heinz product: Ketchup with Gin and White Raisins.


293 posted on 10/15/2004 10:02:26 AM PDT by willyboyishere
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To: Born Conservative

I wonder what she has against bourbon?


294 posted on 10/15/2004 10:02:37 AM PDT by Dusty Rose
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To: Rutles4Ever

he looks like a white raisin


295 posted on 10/15/2004 10:03:31 AM PDT by Mr. K
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To: ctdonath2

She was probably in some sort of transgalactic inter-dimensional haze and had no idea she was speaking at all.


296 posted on 10/15/2004 10:04:00 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: NetSurfer

Good one, then!


297 posted on 10/15/2004 10:04:50 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: tazannie

OMG. My kids are like, "What are you doing on the computer all the time?" I can't stop, it's just too funny!


298 posted on 10/15/2004 10:05:28 AM PDT by adc
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To: Velveeta

I can't stop laughing.


299 posted on 10/15/2004 10:05:32 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: dirtboy
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then throw away the damn raisins and drink the gin...

I KNEW that someone would cite the real prescription.

300 posted on 10/15/2004 10:07:04 AM PDT by weegee (John Kerry: "I'm Oprah! EVERYONE gets a tax hike!")
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