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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
DRUDGE ^ | 10/15/2004

Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...


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To: texasbluebell

Rush on this now.

He says, "Why do you even need to go to the trouble of raisins?"


301 posted on 10/15/2004 10:08:16 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: MadIvan

You delivered a chuckle in the midst of a long and tiring day. Thanks, chum.


302 posted on 10/15/2004 10:09:16 AM PDT by kimmie7 (I saw a Kerry bumper sticker on a trash can today. FINALLY, truth in advertising!)
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To: new cruelty
She was the "witch" of the house, wasn't she?

Did she mention the eye of newt?

303 posted on 10/15/2004 10:09:40 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: texasbluebell

maybe she stuck the raisins in her ears and out sprouted tentacles (on most folks they're called arms). check out the pic on post 259


304 posted on 10/15/2004 10:09:42 AM PDT by Conservative Texan Mom (W is for WOOD!)
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To: bray
Meet the Kerry's new Surgeon General:


305 posted on 10/15/2004 10:10:12 AM PDT by weegee (John Kerry: "I'm Oprah! EVERYONE gets a tax hike!")
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To: new cruelty

ROFLMAO!


306 posted on 10/15/2004 10:11:12 AM PDT by ShandaLear (Vote Kerry! He knows what you've got and just who to give it to!)
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To: steveegg

Just sent it to him, wonder if he will...


307 posted on 10/15/2004 10:12:39 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: new cruelty

Why only WHITE raisins, you $%@# racist?!"

308 posted on 10/15/2004 10:13:24 AM PDT by Cinnamon Girl
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To: MamaLucci

There's 8 more Ted Kennedy's ??


309 posted on 10/15/2004 10:14:02 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: weegee

wonder if she and jfk ever play hide the raisin?


310 posted on 10/15/2004 10:14:47 AM PDT by applpie
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To: wrbones
Terayza just sfter she took the "treatment."


311 posted on 10/15/2004 10:15:36 AM PDT by Liz (The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
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To: UsnDadof8
If (God forbid!) Kerry gets elected, then THK is destined to have a clinic named after her.

And (God forbid) she'll do the rounds on Oprah, Dr. Phil, Larry King, Perky Katie, ad naseum and then have a Lifetime movie based on her experience. The libs will eat it up and sob crocodile tears. I think I'm going to be ill...

312 posted on 10/15/2004 10:16:19 AM PDT by demnomo
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To: applpie

EWWWWW!


313 posted on 10/15/2004 10:16:53 AM PDT by Conservative Texan Mom (W is for WOOD!)
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To: Cinnamon Girl; All
White Gin Soaked Raisins


314 posted on 10/15/2004 10:16:58 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: R. Scott

"Sorry - I don't like gin."

Ditto, it's known as poor mans vodka...gut rot. Maybe Teresa used gin to show how she can relate to her idea of the po folk(?) It wouldn't surprise me in the least.



315 posted on 10/15/2004 10:17:03 AM PDT by SunnySide
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To: Free2think

"Teresa learned that gin and raisins trick from Granny on episode #31 of Bev. Hillbillies. You just know it has to work!"

(((( lmao )))) Very funny


316 posted on 10/15/2004 10:18:06 AM PDT by SunnySide
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To: sarasota

Read my post # 312 and be afraid...very afraid.

She is definitely NUTSY CUCK-KOO!


317 posted on 10/15/2004 10:18:15 AM PDT by demnomo
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To: weegee

LOL. I loved Dr. Granny. She really did discover a cure for the common cold. ;)


318 posted on 10/15/2004 10:18:59 AM PDT by demnomo
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To: gopheraj
That said, I do believe in homeopathic medicine. Takes longer to work but more safe.

Can you still do this if you are NOT a HOMEO ????

319 posted on 10/15/2004 10:19:00 AM PDT by Neenah
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To: demnomo
"Hey John, give her a couple more of those raisins, then let's you and me hit the town."


320 posted on 10/15/2004 10:24:08 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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