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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
DRUDGE ^ | 10/15/2004

Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...


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To: new cruelty

ROFLOL (Rolling on floor laughing out loud)

God forbid Teresa from hosting dignitaries in the White House.....can't even imagine...


321 posted on 10/15/2004 10:24:12 AM PDT by FreedomProtector
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To: P-Marlowe

Fixed your typo:

Did she mention the eye of Newt Gingrich?


322 posted on 10/15/2004 10:25:26 AM PDT by null and void (They're lighting their arrows! Can they DO that?!?!?!)
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To: new cruelty

323 posted on 10/15/2004 10:26:02 AM PDT by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Cinnamon Girl

You just had to go nuclear on me, didn't you? My eyes will never be the same.


324 posted on 10/15/2004 10:27:09 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: MadIvan
I don't think it's going to be anywhere near as close
as the MSM polls are showing. :^D

325 posted on 10/15/2004 10:27:41 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Cinnamon Girl; new cruelty
Ted eats more than 9 of those raisins at a time, I think.


326 posted on 10/15/2004 10:32:14 AM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: texasbluebell; Cinnamon Girl
ACK... I was hoping to launch a shirtless teddy kennedy attack before anyone else. Looks like a retaliatory strike is in order...

Get some, get some...

327 posted on 10/15/2004 10:34:32 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: texasbluebell; Cinnamon Girl
One more for good measure...

Shock and Awe

328 posted on 10/15/2004 10:36:02 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Bon mots

Hmmmm ...... that looks like Vanessa Kerry on her last date..... .

http://terpsboy.com/blogpics04/4-25kuntz-vanessakerry.jpg


329 posted on 10/15/2004 10:36:28 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: texasbluebell

ROTFLMPO!!! (Rolling on the floor laughing my pajamas off!)


330 posted on 10/15/2004 10:36:47 AM PDT by demnomo
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To: All

“Hello, friends. I’m your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run down, and listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle…”

331 posted on 10/15/2004 10:38:29 AM PDT by Neenah
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To: texasbluebell

The Ted Kennedy pic.

OHHH GROSS!!!!! That ain't right.


332 posted on 10/15/2004 10:38:50 AM PDT by Conservative Texan Mom (W is for WOOD!)
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To: Rightfootforward

Medicinal booze bump in case you missed it.


333 posted on 10/15/2004 10:59:16 AM PDT by Veto! (Kerry wears a tutu, TeRAYza wears the pants)
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To: OpusatFR

No one is completely certain what Tahraysah's substance of choice is, but it is clear that she has chosen it with gusto...


334 posted on 10/15/2004 11:15:08 AM PDT by Agrarian
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To: new cruelty

ROFL!!!


335 posted on 10/15/2004 11:17:33 AM PDT by MamaLucci (Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
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To: new cruelty

Oops. I forot. Only white raisins.

336 posted on 10/15/2004 11:21:36 AM PDT by snopercod (Happy Anniversary Gen. Yeager! Has it been 51 years already since October 14, 1947?)
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To: new cruelty
Teresa? Do you mean Terry Kerry?
337 posted on 10/15/2004 11:28:07 AM PDT by Screaming Eagle Red Leg
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To: new cruelty
If this is a Kerry health plan, will the gin and raisins come over the border from Canada to reduce cost?

Does the Heinz company grow raisins?

Is this influence peddling from the special interest group known as "big raisin"?

The senior Senator from Massachusetts has a long family history for bringing booze over the border.
338 posted on 10/15/2004 11:28:17 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: CDHart

Please Carolyn. Don't encourage her. :)


339 posted on 10/15/2004 11:42:04 AM PDT by dmartin
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To: MadIvan

LOL I think you should join in with the group of Brits calling voters in Ohio.


340 posted on 10/15/2004 11:42:16 AM PDT by GoLightly (If it doesn't kill ya, it makes ya stronger.)
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