TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS

DRUDGE ^ | 10/15/2004

[new cruelty]

'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...

[all4one]

LOL...literally this thread is making me laugh until I cry. I would really be crying if this group of idiots were to get into office.

Bush/Cheney in a LANDSLIDE!!

[xtremepoison61]

and only white raisins ..."

Where are the diversity advocate groups on this one?

[small voice in the wilderness]

...to be headed by Kerry's Surgeon Gineral...

[marty60]

Or they will give them a referral to a Witch Doctor.

[Callahan]

Black raisins need not apply

[governsleastgovernsbest]

"Course, if you've got a real bad case of arthritis, like I got from writing all those checks to John, it's necessary to increase the dosage. Personally, I gobble down a bushel of those special grapes every day!"

[all4one]

You must see this.....Tareeza her heiness...gin...white raisins...laughs galore!

[massgopguy]

Much like the other accidental millionairess, Mama T seems to have the same medical training that Granny on The Beverly Hillbillies had. Her famous "Rhumatiz" medicine was Moonshine.

[Principled]

It didn't for me. I had been told that before too.

It is fun to do a shot of gin everday tho~

[gopheraj]

We'd heard about this years ago. Told Hubby's mom about it,as she had arteritis (in her words - she's german) She did it, but drank the gin. She never got rid of her arteritis but she didn't give a sh... hoot. LOL She will be 96 next month.

That said, I do believe in homeopathic medicine. Takes longer to work but more safe.

[Callahan]

Ted Kennedy has been doing the gin-soaked fruit thing for years except he takes nine watermelons instead of raisins.

[Jewels1091]

You can tell some days she eats more raisons than others...

[dirtboy]

Gin Soaked Raisins:

Gin and Botox Soaked Raisin:

[NonValueAdded]

"Doctor" Granny Clampett might disagree.

[swheats]

So that's why she looks sloshed all the time. Someone needs to tell her it's not the raisins.

[WestCoastGal]

"...I've never heard of a white raisin martini before"

We could call it a Taa-Ray-Zaaaaaa, shaken but not stirred.

Or, even better on the rocks!

[Mr. Jazzy]

"... And drink NOTHING but rain water and pure grain alcohol! Purity of essence! That's what I always say!"


Treeeeeeezzzzaaaaaa HK & Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper




Hehehe

[TommyDale]

This is the ENTIRE Kerry health plan...Gin and white raisins!
It won't cure anything, but it will wipe away any pain, at least temporarily.

[sweetiepiezer]

99 little white raisins on the wall,
99 little white raisins,
If one of those raisins should happen to fall...........

[Arrowhead1952]

TaRAYzah is on gin humor ping.