[timestax]

very strange

[Restorer]

I broke into a house once and cleaned their carpet.

Although in my defense the office wrote the address down wrong and their side door was unlocked as it was supposed to be.

Got one irate phone call and one very confused phone call that evening!

[aberaussie]

That multiple murder in Deltona, Fl, right before Hurricane Charley was a result of a woman discovering that some people had moved into her grandparents' empty house and having them kicked out. They hunted her down and killed her and all the other people in the house where she was living.

[DJ MacWoW]

Authorities found a gun and $23,000 worth of Mitchell's jewelry in Valentine's car.

I think both women are a bit strange. Mitchell has $23,000 worth of jewelry, vacations in Greece and had no washer & dryer but the squatter did. Very strange indeed. Both of them.

[mhking]

Oh, and here's the video report from WXIA-TV's 11P newscast.

[SALChamps03]

Remember Beverly Hills Cop II when Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) talked some contracters into leaving a home that was being redesigned, and then lived there while he was in town. Life often imitates art.

[Jackknife]

I think this is the one...

[redheadtoo]

My aunt and uncle came home from visiting my family to discover that a group of people had been living in the house while they were away. The trespassers were gone but they had trashed the house and stole some of my aunt and uncle's possessions. They apparently had a pet monkey with them because there was monkey poop throughout the house.

They never found the people but it is believed that they were some of my cousin's "friends." The group knew when the house would be empty and when my aunt and uncle would return.

[Unknowing]

I have for many years posted these little silver stickers on the doors and windows. They say, in English and Spanish, "trespassers will be shot," and feature the skull and crossbones. They do wonders for peace of mind while I'm away.

[Hildy]

Sounds like the movie "HOUSESITTER" with Goldie Hawn and Steve Martin. I mildly amusing film.

[Rastus]

"Daddy, I wet my bed."

"No, honey! You wet their bed!"

[Rastus]

"There's a lot of people saying, 'What?"' Copeland said.

They're as confused as Kerry after a terrorist attack or a Red Sox win.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Douglas County authorities say they can't explain why Beverly Valentine, 54, broke into an empty home and started acting like it was her own.

Come on, people, it makes perfect sense. It wasn't Beverly Valentine, it was Billy Ray Valentine.

[firebrand]

There are people living in the ATM booths in NYC.

[Kokojmudd]

Sure this wasn't done for an episode of Trading Spaces?

[devane617]

I will wager this nut-case perp/burgler will be declared insane, and some do-gooder, that feels sorry for her, will buy her a beautiful home and she will live happily ever after.

[RJS1950]

She obviously thought that kerry was already elected and that she could claim some of the ill-gotten gains of the rich that had been denied her by nasty republicans. (yeah, right)

[Fintan]

My question is, did she live in the house long enough to legally register to vote for Kerry?

 

[thegreatbeast]

By the looks of it, particularly the bloating, this woman has been pickling herself with some regularity.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Disturbed...