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Posted on 10/23/2004 8:06:05 PM PDT by steplock
Advocating Assassination
Saturday, October 23, 2004 - 10:02 PM
Overseas Kerry Backers Advocate Assassination of President Bush
On November 2, the entire civilised world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us.
John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?
Charlie Brooker
Saturday October 23, 2004
The Guardian
Heady times. The US election draws ever nearer, and while the rest of the world bangs its head against the floorboards screaming "Please God, not Bush!", the candidates clash head to head in a series of live televised debates. It's a bit like American Idol, but with terrifying global ramifications. You've got to laugh.
Or have you? Have you seen the debates? I urge you to do so. The exemplary BBC News website (www.bbc.co.uk/news) hosts unexpurgated streaming footage of all the recent debates, plus clips from previous encounters, through Reagan and Carter, all the way back to Nixon versus JFK.
Watching Bush v Kerry, two things immediately strike you. First, the opening explanation of the rules makes the whole thing feel like a Radio 4 parlour game. And second, George W Bush is... well, he's... Jesus, where do you start?
The internet's a-buzz with speculation that Bush has been wearing a wire, receiving help from some off-stage lackey. Screen grabs appearing to show a mysterious bulge in the centre of his back are being traded like Top Trumps. Prior to seeing the debate footage, I regarded this with healthy scepticism: the whole "wire" scandal was just wishful thinking on behalf of some amateur Michael Moores, I figured. And then I watched the footage.
Quite frankly, the man's either wired or mad. If it's the former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and kicked in the nuts. And if it's the latter, his behaviour goes beyond strange, and heads toward terrifying. He looks like he's listening to something we can't hear. He blinks, he mumbles, he lets a sentence trail off, starts a new one, then reverts back to whatever he was saying in the first place. Each time he recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly showing off its first bowel movement. Forgive me for employing the language of the playground, but the man's a tool.
So I sit there and I watch this and I start scratching my head, because I'm trying to work out why Bush is afforded any kind of credence or respect whatsoever in his native country. His performance is so transparently bizarre, so feeble and stumbling, it's a miracle he wasn't laughed off the stage. And then I start hunting around the internet, looking to see what the US media made of the whole "wire" debate. And they just let it die. They mentioned it in passing, called it a wacko conspiracy theory and moved on.
Yet whether it turns out to be true or not, right now it's certainly plausible - even if you discount the bulge photos and simply watch the president's ridiculous smirking face. Perhaps he isn't wired. Perhaps he's just gone gaga. If you don't ask the questions, you'll never know the truth.
The silence is all the more troubling since in the past the US news media has had no problem at all covering other wacko conspiracy theories, ones with far less evidence to support them. (For infuriating confirmation of this, watch the second part of the must-see documentary series The Power Of Nightmares (Wed, 9pm, BBC2) and witness the absurd hounding of Bill Clinton over the Whitewater and Vince Foster non-scandals.)
Throughout the debate, John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree. But at least he's not a lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat. And besides, in a fight between a tree and a bush, I know who I'd favour.
On November 2, the entire civilised world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?
I think this got pulled earlier
A message to The Guardian.......Sod OFF YA BLOODY WANKER!
that guy buggers guinea pigs
Wouldn't it be a shame if a terrorist hit The Guardian?
ROFL or he could be Welsh and does sheep. (smirk)
There are lots of reasons for supporting Bush, but one additional, very small reason, is to put it to guys like this lowlife swine, Charlie Brooker.
I am not in favor of assassinations, but I am in favor of punching jerks like this in the nose. Since I can't do that, I would just as soon win the election.
Let's roll!
Just goes to show how very, very far off the deep-end some Bush-whacking Lefties have gone.
> I think this got pulled earlier
Just the dupes. The first instance is still at:
Dumb show (UK's Guardian Cries Out for Bush Assassination)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1254550/posts
Has the Guardian indeed pulled the story?
Apologized?
Fired the hack who wrote it?
Unless there are 3 yes answers, this will
be all over talk radio on Monday.
There is more than 1 person working at The Guardian.
I haven't heard any updates.
It better be talked about tomorrow. It's outrageous.
ok ok.....SOD OFF YA BENT TOSSERS TOO! (smile)
The sheer number of whacked-out on the left is reason enough to vote for Bush. THEY are truly scarry.
I already heard the northern alliance guys talking about it this afternoon.
Come over here and take a look at GWB in person instead of listening to all the BS sent overseas by the WUOM (washed up old media). Then these questions will be answered.
whoops - missed the first posting! I searched the wrong headline.
But on the other hand, I missed seeing the first one so probably did many others. That is the ONE bad thing about FreeRepublic ... too much info at times (not that I'm complaining)
;>)
Never forget: THE DEMOCRAT PARTY IS NOTHING BUT CORRUPT SCUM.
Probably lice.
Besides, NOBODY ASKED YOU!
No kidding!
= The American leftists and the European socialists view any violent action, broken law or outrageous statement toward our President as justified since he is a simple minded, Evangelical Christian conservative. Their view of the world is such that the ends justify the means, as the idea of moral absolutes on right and wrong do not exist. The greater good can be served if Bush supporters are intimidated and Bush ultimately defeated. They could then propagate their doctrine of on demand abortion, acceptance of the homosexual lifestyle and socialistic ideas (for which America pays for not only our own recipients, but would foot the majority of the bill for the rest of the world, too).
If the leftists in this country and our supposed allies in Europe spent as much time bashing those terrorist muslim groups as they do President Bush, perhaps the war on terror would be further along. The unfortunate truth of the matter is, these haters view the social conservative and evangelical Christian a graver threat to them and their way of life than they do the fundamentalist muslim. Anyone who states that a supreme being and the individual should have authority and responsibility, not the government, is a threat that must be dealt with. That is the underlying, fundamental reason for the hatred of George W Bush and it scares me for our country where we will be if Kerry is elected.
One of Ohio's finest replied to the Guardian that if we hadn't saved their lousy a$$es from the Nazis, they'd all be goosestepping around Buckingham Palace. I'm not surprised the Guardian decided to call it quits on a lousy idea.
I, for one, think the good people of Ohio should be made aware that the same paper that paied them up with pen pals is calling for President Bush to be assasination. I get the sense
that the people of Ohio wouldn't appreciate this.
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Every once in a while God in his Providence will send your nation some great statesman to save you from your stupidity. A little more than 60 years ago it was Winston Churchill. Without him you would be writing the very same words for a different employer, UK National Socialist (Nazi) Guardian. You would still be the socialist fascist that you are, but you would have the power to send those that disagree with you to their death. Too bad for you that Sir Churchill came to be when he did.
I'm sure that there a lot of folks over there who probably agree with me, tell them to please come to the US. Your culture is finished. You are doing a good job of hastening the death of you country. Please purchase your Turban and Koran. You will have to have them to survive in the society you are promoting. To learn more of your future travel to Islamic Africa. There you will learn that your new religion and nation allows a slavery that is much worse than the brutal evil practice that was thankfully ended in your country and mine many, many years ago. Please train your female friends that they are property, and subject to a sexual frustrated male population that worships a God that hates women. Invest in companies that make machetes and axes. Your future society will use them in abundance against those undesirable Englanders that do not bend their knee to the Islamic masters.
Of course Mr. Churchill (and a lot of American blood) helped deliver your nation from a Nazi fate, but that appears to be only temporary. You see the Islamic leaders of today who are leading you to your fate, are the sons of Islamic leaders who worshiped Herr Hitler. It's great that you are becoming a Nazi without having to learn German. Of course you are probably in classes to learn Arabic. How do you say in Arabic, "you are an evil infidel for disagreeing with me, and now you shall die, or my name is not Ishmael ben Booker." Will it upset you when your Islamic teachers demand that you support the death sentence of your fellow journalist Salmon Rushdie? No, you appear to be a good one, you have already sold your soul to evil. They will love that. I know you 'hope' they don't ask you to be a suicide bomber. You will say "Allah Akbar" with your lips, but in your heart you will say, "Maybe Bush was right." Last but not least I am sorry for your learning disability, so I close with this greeting: "You are a dyslexic wukfod."
PS: Are you trying to hurt Mr Kerry in the US. So far your paper has caused a lot of wavering folks to swing to our President Bush
Vincent
Ohio
USA
Regardless of political persuasion, it is unthinkable that ANY American's vote would be influenced by the hateful despicable effluent of this little british prick.
No wonder they hate America!
--Boris
Exactly, they don't know their own history, and have no sense of humor.
Where's General Washington and General Jackson when we need them...there's another worthless piece of gobshite that needs a lesson in butting out of American matters.
A rather stupid article, but what did one expect?
Honestly...immediately after the 2000 election was finally settled...this was my first thought. I'm very suprised that there haven't been any attempts made thus far. Those people are crazy.
I read that on Airliners.net and I cannot believe the Europeans are agreeing with such an insane commentary. 
Don't they realize that this commentary is advocating the commiting of a Federal felony crime??
Great letter!
Now Thumbelina, we need to keep from getting down on their level. Take a deep breath in through your nose, count to 10, and release through your mouth. Yes,yes,now are you feeling better?
We do not know what kind of childhood this man and his cohorts had, perhaps they have a spouse that beats them, a child who questions their authority...I would like for these people to have a nice, long acid bath. Wouldn't that be warm and snuggly?
To be effective it would need to be a digit at a time and no sodding off would then be necessary as they would fall off! I'm sure my idea seems gentle to you, but I am trying to save you a mess to clean up when its all over.
Although your idea would give immediate gratification, this would perhaps linger longer(unlike their bent tossers). Just a thought...
<laffing here
The unfortunate truth is that these morons are so afraid of a "Christian theocracy" in the US, under someone like Jerry Falwell, that they freely, and willingly make common cause with very real theocrats, used to wielding very real temporal power, and who make said Mr Falwell look like John Shelby Spong...
the infowarrior
PS, ergo they are morons...
They did this for attention. The guardian isn't a real paper with good journalists or columnists with real things to say so they just write up incendiary stuff to fire people up and draw attention to themselves.
worth a look.
This is a shoddy Brit. The real Vrit men are in Iraq killing the enemy. Thank you, brothers.
In the US most papers fall between the Independent and Observer.
I've been called a sheep-shagger before by my Brit friends, LOL. Daaaaaddddyyyyy
The Guardian officially endorsed Kerry several days ago. (As if a foreign paper has the right to do so. But hey, it worked for Le Monde, they also endorsed Kerry. Just what he needs...another endorsement from Paris.)
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