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Kerry Plan: White House Run Hid True Ambition
Scrapple Face ^ | 2004-11-03 | Scott Ott

Posted on 11/03/2004 5:46:36 PM PST by gr8bigdude

Kerry Plan: White House Run Hid True Ambition by Scott Ott

(2004-11-03) -- Sen. John Forbes Kerry, who was also a presidential candidate until recently, today finally explained "the plan" to which he often referred during his White House bid.

"You probably thought my plan involved sitting in the Oval Office," said Mr. Kerry, "But everything I have done this year was simply to lay the groundwork for my triumphal ascension to the post of Senate Minority Leader. Now that my coattails have carried Tom Daschle to defeat, I stand ready to lead the remainder of the senate Democrats with my progressive ideas."

A straw poll of Democrat senators shows that Mr. Kerry stands a good chance of garnering the position, since the party is looking for "fresh new faces."

"I've never met him personally," said one veteran U.S. Senator, "but it sounds like he has the personality to pick up where Sen. Daschle left off."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: election; kerry; minorityleader; scrappleface; senate
Gloat, gloat, gloat... :)
1 posted on 11/03/2004 5:46:38 PM PST by gr8bigdude
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To: gr8bigdude
NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER

John Kerry has a big problem!

Diagnostic criteria for 301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder (cautionary statement) A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

(4) requires excessive admiration

(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

2 posted on 11/03/2004 5:50:15 PM PST by Viet-Boat-Rider (((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
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To: gr8bigdude

I kind of like the idea of a Senate Minority leader who doesn't show up for work most of the time and who would rather be windsrufing.


3 posted on 11/03/2004 5:52:10 PM PST by Samwise (This day we fight! For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!)
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To: Samwise
I agree, this is a great idea. I'm sure he'll cut and run when a tough problem comes up.
4 posted on 11/03/2004 5:56:14 PM PST by rllngrk33 (The fourth estate in this country has become a fifth column.)
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To: Samwise

sKerry doesn't worry about ocean sports as sharks will not bite their own kind....


5 posted on 11/03/2004 5:58:19 PM PST by gr8bigdude
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To: gr8bigdude

What personality? Neither one has one.


6 posted on 11/03/2004 6:11:16 PM PST by freekitty
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To: gr8bigdude

ROTFL!


8 posted on 11/03/2004 6:45:16 PM PST by AuH2ORepublican (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
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To: blahdeblah
How about lying, traitorous, communist loving, U.N. worshiping, America hating, backstabbing, self important, arrogant, French speaking phony sonuvabitch....

Semper Fi
9 posted on 11/03/2004 6:48:30 PM PST by river rat (You may turn the other cheek...But I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: Viet-Boat-Rider

Narcissistic Personality Disorder? Just damn! All this time I thought he was just another run-of-the-mill psychopathic liar.


10 posted on 11/03/2004 6:51:11 PM PST by PhilipFreneau (P)
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