Choosy newsies choose
1 posted on
11/05/2004 9:51:25 AM PST by
IowaHawk
To: IowaHawk
2 posted on
11/05/2004 9:52:33 AM PST by
IowaHawk
To: IowaHawk
I, for one, am concerned.
3 posted on
11/05/2004 9:54:44 AM PST by
martin_fierro
(WTF is a "nonspecific malady"?)
To: IowaHawk
4 posted on
11/05/2004 9:58:19 AM PST by
SE Mom
(Reeling from re-election rapture!)
To: dd5339
Thoughts for the Dim-no-rats to ponder.
5 posted on
11/05/2004 10:05:44 AM PST by
cavtrooper21
(This isn't a lab... it's HELL with fluorescent lighting.)
To: IowaHawk
Why You Lost.
Reality #1: You passed on Howard Dean to get John Kerry. That's like dropping a college class on Oral Sex and picking up The History of Laundry.
Reality#2: You picked David Cassidy for VP. Whose idea was that? Were you hoping to appeal to women? No way. Edwards is so far in the closet, he's finding the Christmas presents.
Reality#3: When Kerry said he voted for the funding before he voted against it, Karl Rove looked like he just went home with a mute, rich nymphomaniac with a beer distributorship.
Reality#4: All of America looked at Teresa Heinz Kerry as First Lady and wondered if she was one martini away from an international incident. Like handing her coat to Vicente Fox and telling him to go finish trimming the hollies.
6 posted on
11/05/2004 10:09:28 AM PST by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: IowaHawk
To: IowaHawk
nobody in Canada is going to question your patriotism That is, unless you actually happen to have some...
8 posted on
11/05/2004 10:14:34 AM PST by
kevkrom
(Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.)
To: IowaHawk
"...so it will be important to continually remind Southerners that they are violent inbred monkey-people. " ROTFLMAO!
To: IowaHawk
I hope they follow your advice.
From the sounds already emanating from the Left, they are.
11 posted on
11/05/2004 10:28:17 AM PST by
Gritty
("You gotta start travelling with a bodyguard. Liberals are out of their minds!-Ann Coulter)
To: IowaHawk
12 posted on
11/05/2004 10:29:22 AM PST by
oblomov
To: IowaHawk
Sure, Canada is cold and bleak, with staggering unemployment rates. But they have free health insurance, and unlike the Amerikkkan Nazi f***tard hellhole, nobody in Canada is going to question your patriotism. I am still laughing at this one, 2 weeks later.
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