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Trench Warfare (or how Kerry like drop the F-bomb on his butler)
Newsweek ^
| 11/5/2004
| Newsweek staff
Posted on 11/05/2004 9:29:58 PM PST by rinkrat
The morning after the Feb. 3 primaries, which vaulted Kerry into a virtual-ly insurmountable lead, the candidate was fuming over his missing hairbrush. He and his aides were riding in a van on the way to a Time magazine cover-photo shoot. Nicholson had left the hairbrush behind. "Sir, I don't have it," he said, after rummaging in the bags. "Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."
[Liveshot & Nurse Fuzzywuzzy]
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: election; kerry; liveshot; meltdown; newsweek
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To: King Prout
King Prout wrote:
now, see... THIS use of vulgarity is just plain low.
It's Kerry.
What does one expect?
41
posted on
11/06/2004 1:20:52 AM PST
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: rinkrat
Veggie Tales, anyone?
"Kerry," the cucumber singing....
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where-ere-ere-ere-ere......is my hairbrush?
42
posted on
11/06/2004 3:39:28 AM PST
by
Day Kay
To: jwalburg
nauseam is the way I'd put it.
43
posted on
11/06/2004 6:14:56 AM PST
by
Valin
(Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes)
To: Smartass; rinkrat
Edwards could have loaned him his brush. 
44
posted on
11/06/2004 6:28:52 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: rinkrat
[Liveshot & Nurse Fuzzywuzzy].... LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
45
posted on
11/06/2004 6:29:37 AM PST
by
dennisw
(Gd - against Amelek for all generations.)
To: rinkrat
Remember that funny video of John Edwards primping his hair...endlessly...before a tv interview? Now we got Kerry cussing bout his doo. I'm LOL at the contrast of these fussy men, to their wives....who looked like they never even shampooed, much less bothered to comb.
46
posted on
11/06/2004 6:33:43 AM PST
by
YaYa123
(@Pretty Boys, Pretty Boys.com)
To: Smartass
47
posted on
11/06/2004 6:37:03 AM PST
by
Gimme
To: rinkrat
No real dirt here...doesn't everyone tell their butler to "f" off! LOL
Interestingly enough, no mention that Kerry the MA liberal had no chance of winning.
Also no mention the definite impact of the Swiftee ads and their book!
48
posted on
11/06/2004 6:58:30 AM PST
by
kellynla
(U.S.M.C. 1st Battalion,5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Div. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi)
To: rinkrat
What a creepy creep. Even most DumbocRATs should be pleased the nation doesn't have to suffer through an administration this moron would assemble.
No wonder he gets along with the Heinz brats: they're schmucks too.
49
posted on
11/06/2004 7:11:16 AM PST
by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
To: rinkrat
They try so hard to make Kerry sound like a victim, a true blue nice guy, but they are just wasting time trying to polish this turd.
To: jwalburg
After that stunt with the comb, I'd have had them stop the car and left.
Doesn't that guy have any self respect?
To: conservativeharleyguy
Who in the 21st century actually has a butler? Bruce Wayne?
(I always suspected he was a little light in the loafers. Who else would have a "youthful ward" hanging around their mansion?)
52
posted on
11/06/2004 7:17:15 AM PST
by
asgardshill
(Bad Liberal - No Kool Aid)
To: MeekOneGOP
Edwards could have loaned him his brush. 
53
posted on
11/06/2004 7:21:30 AM PST
by
asgardshill
(Bad Liberal - No Kool Aid)
To: endthematrix
54
posted on
11/06/2004 7:23:05 AM PST
by
Jimmyclyde
(Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
To: kellynla
Also no mention the definite impact of the Swiftee ads and their book! The Newsweek article goes into considerable detail on how the Swiftee ads derailed and destroyed the Kerry campaign. The Kerry campaign had no clue on how to react to the attacks.
Great read BTW...
55
posted on
11/06/2004 7:27:23 AM PST
by
Jimmyclyde
(Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
To: Day Kay
That's the first thing I thought...Scary, huh? Course, my nieces are 19 months and 2 months old, so...
Larry's face isn't quite as long as Kerry's though.
56
posted on
11/06/2004 7:29:55 AM PST
by
Chemist_Geek
("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
To: Chemist_Geek
In the van, Kerry was working his cell phone and heard the beep signaling that the phone was running out of juice. "Marvin, charger," he said without turning around. "Sorry, I don't have it," said Nicholson, who was sitting in the rear of the van. Now Kerry turned around. "I'm running this campaign myself," he said, looking at Nicholson and the other aides. "I get myself breakfast. I get myself hairbrushes. I get myself my cell-phone charger. It's pretty amazing." In silent frustration, Nicholson helplessly punched the car seat. My goodness. He had to get his own breakfast, hairbrush and cell-phone charger. What has America become when we have to get our own hairbrushes?
57
posted on
11/06/2004 7:34:35 AM PST
by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice)
To: Jimmyclyde
The Newsweek article goes into considerable detail on how the Swiftee ads derailed and destroyed the Kerry campaign. The Kerry campaign had no clue on how to react to the attacks.
I don't know what "Newsweek article" you are referring to, but I don't see any mention of the Swiftees at all in this one. Of course if my eyes get any worse they're just going to give me a German Shepard. LOL But I would appreciate it if you would kindly reference where the Swiftees were mentioned in this piece.
58
posted on
11/06/2004 7:46:51 AM PST
by
kellynla
(U.S.M.C. 1st Battalion,5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Div. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi)
To: rinkrat
"Dammit, Nicholson!! Hold still! I've got to get these
instructions for Rather written out and over to CBS
right away!"
59
posted on
11/06/2004 8:08:03 AM PST
by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
To: kellynla
60
posted on
11/06/2004 8:14:49 AM PST
by
Jimmyclyde
(Dying ain't much of a living boy...)
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