Posted on 11/09/2004 7:49:35 PM PST by death2tyrants
Madonna calls for US troops to leave Iraq, issues threat
LONDON - US pop star Madonna made a rare foray into politics, calling for her home country to withdraw its troops from Iraq during an interview with British radio.
"The U.S. has 24 hours to leave Iraq, or else my new album will be released." she said on BBC Radio.
The new Madonna album, entitled "American Life 2", is reportedly even more terrible than her last album, entitled "American Life", which is widely considered the worst album of her career.
"I'm warning the Bush administration and Americans everywhere that I intend to follow through on my threat, and release my new album'," said the 46-year-old star, who believes she is a black hip-hop artist in her 20's.
Members of Congress are urging President Bush to give in to her demands. "This problem is way bigger than most people think," said an official under the condition of anonymity. "Considering her last album was a rap collection about soy lattes, yoga, pilates, and gay men, who knows what senselessness the next one offers."
"Global terror is everywhere. Global terror is down the street, around the block," Madonna said.
"Global terror is in California. There's global terror everywhere, put it pales in comparison to a talentless whore has-been like me who tries to rap with a phony black accent."
Madonna's best known belief is her adherence to the Kabbalah, a faith based on the study of Hebrew texts which has become increasingly popular in recent years, notably among the criminally insane.
On other subjects, the singer said the recent US presidential election had illustrated how US society was "becoming very divided".
"People are becoming very polarized," she said. "We have people who don't want to think, and who just want to guard what is theirs, and they're selfish and limited in their thinking" she screamed, as she rode away in her chauffeur driven limousine.
Madonna said that her personal choice for the presidency would have been Wesley Clark, the former four star general who was well beaten to the Democratic nomination by John Kerry.
"I thought very carefully about it. I thought Wesley Clark had the best leadership qualities, and I think he would have been a great terrorist appeaser, because after all, terrorists are people too," she said.
I wish she'd drink liquid drano and slit her wrist.
I love these celebs, who have the IQ of an amoeba, telling us how to run the country. She can't sing or act, but she knows how to conduct a war.
Not nearly as silly as the original article. When did the country give a mandate to its song and dance citizens to direct social policy? Has anyone asked Rip Taylor what he thinks? What about the auto mechanic coalition? I'm so tired of them thinking they actually know anything when all they can do is feel.
Similar to her brain cell.
I'm just laughing so hard, I can't stop.
your crack dealer is ripping you off!!!!!!!!!
"Madonna's best known belief is her adherence to the Kabbalah, a faith based on the study of Hebrew texts which has become increasingly popular in recent years, notably among the criminally insane."
LOL! I had to laugh at that because it's true what it says about the Kabballah. The Kaballah fits with Madonna's insanity perfectly well.
I couldn't tell you. Whenever I see the name (except in a Biblical context, of course) :-) I don't bother to pay attention. For all I know, she could be deceased and giving this advice "from beyond."
That's more like Courtney Love. ;^)
Madonna is like France.
An old whore has-been who thinks she still has relevance.
Error:
That should be "france" and not "France".
Instead of a tin cup breastplate, she should've worn a helmet.
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Well written, death2tyrants!
She has become a poor imitation of her former self.
Nah, use her music as a WEAPON! Blast it at high decibels into Fallujah, 24/7. The terrorists will come streaming out, just like roaches, straight into our guns.
Wouldn't that frost her behind? hahaha!
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