....must have been brought in by the Syrians.
/truth
The Sarin was brought in by Rumsfeld during his last visit to the middle east. KBR manufactured it at a secret facility at Gatmo...and had Elvis personally deliver it to Rummy right before he boarded the flight. Rumor has it...that a second case was also discovered, with the missing Lennon recordings of 1973...while he was vacationing in Macon, Georgia with Bill Clinton. Dan Rather is supposed to report this tonight...along with a update on young Lt Bush and his failed dental exam (it was supposed to ground him...but his dad paid off the National Guard Dentist with stock). GW had some kinda gum disease...probably from visiting cheap barbabes while on R&R from the Texas Air Guard.
If this WAS Brought in by the Syrians, we nuke Damascus at dawn, and where do you think THEY got it?
I think you nailed it. Clearly it's just Syrian gas. A poor, unfortunate, yet brave freedom fighter simply had a, um . . . condition from eating some bad goat.