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Reuters ^
| 11/19/2004
| Reuters
Posted on 11/19/2004 8:05:13 PM PST by TChris
BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday. "The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.
The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.
Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.
"I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside."
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Germany
KEYWORDS: celebrateperversity; clintonlegacy; crime; foreignaffairs; gnomes; justdamn; naughtygnomes; nudity; peepshow; pornopark; robertreich; theft; travellinggnome; travellinggnomes
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Just.... BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:05:13 PM PST
by
TChris
To: TChris
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:06:14 PM PST
by
Ramius
(Time? What time do you think we have?)
To: TChris
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:08:03 PM PST
by
saquin
To: mhking
Michael, I think I hear this one screaming out "just damn." This opens a whole new chapter to the traveling gnome advertisement series.
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:09:20 PM PST
by
NonValueAdded
("We are in the process of allowing them to self-actualise" LtC. Rainey, Fallujah, 11/04)
To: TChris
Those wacky Germans and their raging hor-gnomes.
To: TChris
Gnome porn? What's the world coming to?
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:10:33 PM PST
by
savedbygrace
("No Monday morning quarterback has never led a team to victory" GW Bush)
To: TChris
Have they shown up on E-Bay yet?
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:12:30 PM PST
by
Brett66
(W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
To: Ramius
Hmmm...
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:12:37 PM PST
by
TChris
(You keep using that word. I don't think it means what yHello, I'm a TAGLINE vir)
To: Ramius
Travelocity.
LOL!!!
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:14:00 PM PST
by
msnimje
To: savedbygrace
See!
And people thought that gnome abduction/vandalism was a phenomenon limited to the fanciful imagination of avante-garde European directors who make films like Amelie
Little did they know...
To: TChris
"X-rated gnomes"....."saucy German miniatures in compromising poses"I thought for a second this was about Gerhard Schroeder and the socialist morons (temporarily) running Germany.
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:14:28 PM PST
by
FormerACLUmember
(Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
To: TChris
In other news, garden gnomes have been installed at the new Clinton Library.
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:15:39 PM PST
by
FormerACLUmember
(Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
To: TChris
No shi!. Can't even have u're own naughty gnomes. hehehe
To: savedbygrace
Gnome porn? What's the world coming to? It gets worse. (Owners of younger or more sensitive furniture might not wish to click this link.)
To: TChris
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:17:34 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: msnimje
Travelocity...
Well, I suppose this could make their commercials a lot more interesting...
Like Arte Johnson used to say on Laugh In "Verry interestink!"
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:17:50 PM PST
by
RebelBanker
(To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!)
To: TChris
I just had to add this, reply from another thread by "silent_jonny"
"...I was thinking he looked like the world's ugliest lawn gnome--" http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1281541/posts?page=19#19
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:18:51 PM PST
by
infidel29
(America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT - B.F)
To: saquin
What, you want to see Robert Reich and Barbra Mikulski getting it on?
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:19:40 PM PST
by
RightWingAtheist
(Marxism-creationism of the left)
To: saquin
Here ya go!
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:20:23 PM PST
by
SquirrelKing
("I have to march because my mother couldn't have an abortion." - Maxine Waters (D-California)
To: TChris
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posted on
11/19/2004 8:23:24 PM PST
by
Sloth
("Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter, without Baxter's quiet dignity." -- Ann Coulter)
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