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An Imodest Proposal (CBS Anchor -- A Reality Show)
Vanity | 11/24/2004 | Swervie

Posted on 11/24/2004 8:32:09 AM PST by Servant of the 9

CBS has no one to step in as the new News Anchor when Rather finally slinks out in April.
CBS has few hit shows.
Why not a new 'Reality Show' called 'CBS Anchor'?

They could assemble a disparate (desperate) group of national, local and amateur pretty boys and have each one edit and present CBS Evening News for a week.
Then on Saturday nights, Sumner Redstone (CEO of Viacom) could enter the newsroom, point a shotgun microphone and say "You're Fired" to a loser.

So9


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: cbs; fraud; rather; reality; tvnews
Well, what else are they gonna do?
They have only losers in the Bullpin.

So9

1 posted on 11/24/2004 8:32:09 AM PST by Servant of the 9
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To: Servant of the 9
Already done, and ready to role on prime time.


2 posted on 11/24/2004 8:36:22 AM PST by Cicero (Nil illegitemus carborundum est)
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To: Servant of the 9

?o1?news is dead. Doesn't matter who they replace Rather with, the form is done.

By the time the 6.30 broadcast airs, its lead story is likely 8-12 hours old. Not only that, the content of nightly news is awfully lean. I'd be surprised if there was much more than 20 minutes of actual information in a 30 minute broadcast, and perhaps half of that is fairly trivial.


3 posted on 11/24/2004 8:40:10 AM PST by Gefreiter ("Flee...into the peace and safety of a new dark age." HP Lovecraft)
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To: Servant of the 9

They have to spice it up with rassling wimmens and steel cage death matches with the contestants.
Oh, and football like contact and rough housing as well.
(Can you imagine Rather getting roughed up while on the air in a football style pileup? "Story intercepted!")


4 posted on 11/24/2004 9:17:03 AM PST by Darksheare (Love, stay thy hand)
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To: Servant of the 9

Good idea, just cross it with "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" and you've got a winner!


5 posted on 11/24/2004 12:01:27 PM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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