Why did I LOL at that?
Two guys are playing golf and they come upon a man lying unconscious at the edge of the fairway. A cell phone call to 911 brings the rescue squad.
They revive the guy and ask him what happened. Says he can't remember. They ask him to reconstruct what happened up to the point of his amnesia.
He says, "I was playing golf with my wife. She hooked one off the tee into this pasture next to the fairway. Well after looking all over the ground for it, I looked up at this cow and there was a golf ball lodged right under her tail. I walked over to the cow, lifted it's tail and yelled to my wife - 'Honey, this sort of looks like yours.'"
That's the last thing I remember......